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Action Figure


(Y/N) is profoundly lonely, and a huge Black Veil Brides fan. She has a crush like a teenaged girl on Andy Biersack, of which she is ashamed and tells no one. When she learns a German company, Staramba, is making limited edition 3D printed sandstone figurines of BVB, she knows she simply must have one of Andy!

Of course, I should mention, you used to be able to get 3D printed figurines of all five BVB members.

From a Germany company called Staramba, they're awesome!

Note: don't get them wet, and don't expect the outcome to be the same as in this story. little-Andy is the exception to the rule. ;)

All my fanfiction is exactly that: fiction. Any real people are heavily fictionalized and not intended to be representative of any actual real-life goings-on/events, etc. All original characters, and the story line, are copyrighted to me. © 2016

Please note: Adult subject matter, graphic, etc!

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Here are links to other stories I have written:
Birthday Present
Intergalactic Prison
I Didn't Want to Get Married
Bloody Lonely
The Last Oracle
The Gorgon's Daughter
After Life
Turning Thirty

My terrible twins:
A Demon's Bargain
A Demon's Regret

And my collection of misfits, one-shots, bits, & pieces:
Smutty's One-shots

I am also co-authoring a short guide to writing RPF:
A Handy-dandy Guide to Writing Real Person Fiction




A very shy girl, (Y/N) is a huge BVB fan, and has a massive celebrity crush on Andy Biersack.



Andy is a 3D printed action figure in 1:7 scale that (Y/N) ordered from Staramba in Germany. However, the sandstone he was made from was no ordinary sandstone...


  1. #1

    (Y/N)'s POV

  2. #2

    (Y/N)'s POV

  3. #3

    Little-Andy's POV

  4. #4

    (Y/N)'s POV

  5. #5

    (Y/N)'s POV

  6. #6

    (Y/N)'s POV (mildly smutty)

  7. #7

    Little-Andy's POV (smutty)

  8. #8

    (Y/N)'s POV (mildly smutty)

  9. #9

    (Y/N)'s POV

  10. #10

    (Y/N)'s POV (mildly smutty)

  11. #11

    (Y/N)'s POV (smutty)

  12. #12

    (Y/N)'s POV (mildly smutty)

  13. #13

    (Y/N)'s POV (smutty)

  14. #14

    Andy's POV (smutty)

  15. #15

    (Y/N)'s POV

  16. #16

    (Y/N)'s POV

  17. Epilogue

    (Mystery POV)

  18. Poll re: potential sequel

    (not a chapter)



I totally have the figurines sitting on my shelf right now. Though mine are significantly different from the one in the story, ha! French is a bitch so I feel you, I took it on and off for nine years in my early youth. I'm definitely planning on writing a sequel at some point, but I have so many ideas stored up, it may be a while.

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but maybe after ADR/B is finished ;)

"Of course I speak English- everyone speaks English!"

Lol tell that to my French teacher who failed me like twice! XD (p.s. I was actually good at that class so that says a lot!)

I'm only on chapter three so no spoilers but... this reminds me of a story I read before on Tokiohotelfiction.com and it's a little spooky but it's making me laugh so hard XD (I will mention that this story is obviously inspired by the figurines and that story came out in like 2008 so they're very different but the premise is the same)

Im really enjoying this story so far! I'm about to run out of finished stories though. *cries* Personally I don't have one of the figurines- I found them a little unnerving myself but I probably would have Ashley cuz yea- I'm a bad boy addict :3


I'm so glad! I plan to write a sequel at some point, if you're interested you can vote in the poll, or rate this if you like. In the meantime, I've got quite a few other stories I've written. :3

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