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Action Figure


Andy was very quiet as he sat across from me on the floor. He didn’t seem angry, but I knew he had to be. I had ruined his beautiful face!

“I’m so sorry, Andy-“ Andy raised one of his hands and cut me off.

“No, (Y/N), it is I that is sorry. I had thought I could find a way to be human, somehow, find a way to make you happy, but now I see that I am nothing but an abomination. I am repulsive, I don’t even have a facsimile of a human face any longer, how could I ever be your Andy, my sweet goddess, I do you a disservice-“

I couldn’t stand seeing him like this. I took his hand.“-Andy, you’re NOT an abomination! I don’t understand how you exist, it’s true, but you are handsome to me, still, even now.” I saw his eyebrows go up. “See? You know it’s true. I just wish I hadn’t kissed you, I wish I had known, because I know you like to look human, and now-“

Andy took both of my hands in his. “-(Y/N), it is worth any price to have kissed your lips with mine. My only wish is to do it again, because I am truly in love with you. I know I’m not a human man, I know I am strange and different, but I know what love is, and I love you, (Y/N).”

I felt my breath stolen for a moment. Time stood still around us. Andy had said it before, but I hadn’t been sure if he knew what the word meant. Now, I felt he did indeed. I chuckled quietly. “You are most definitely different, Andy. But I love you too.”

I was a little embarrassed that a tear slid down my cheek when I moved to kiss Andy again, as the most beautiful smile crossed his face. I felt a rough hand gently touching my face, his sandy lips on mine, as euphoria like I’d never felt filled me.

The bliss was so great; I must have gotten confused. I went to stroke Andy’s head, and my hand went right through his hair. I realized his lips were soft; so was his hand. Shocked, I pulled away, only to fall over at what I saw.

Andy... Andy was human!


Aww... ;3

Secret ingredient = love

Who has the feels?



I totally have the figurines sitting on my shelf right now. Though mine are significantly different from the one in the story, ha! French is a bitch so I feel you, I took it on and off for nine years in my early youth. I'm definitely planning on writing a sequel at some point, but I have so many ideas stored up, it may be a while.

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but maybe after ADR/B is finished ;)

"Of course I speak English- everyone speaks English!"

Lol tell that to my French teacher who failed me like twice! XD (p.s. I was actually good at that class so that says a lot!)

I'm only on chapter three so no spoilers but... this reminds me of a story I read before on Tokiohotelfiction.com and it's a little spooky but it's making me laugh so hard XD (I will mention that this story is obviously inspired by the figurines and that story came out in like 2008 so they're very different but the premise is the same)

Im really enjoying this story so far! I'm about to run out of finished stories though. *cries* Personally I don't have one of the figurines- I found them a little unnerving myself but I probably would have Ashley cuz yea- I'm a bad boy addict :3


I'm so glad! I plan to write a sequel at some point, if you're interested you can vote in the poll, or rate this if you like. In the meantime, I've got quite a few other stories I've written. :3

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