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Action Figure


I drunkenly looked up to find little-Andy, well, Andy, had collapsed! I sat up, concerned, still breathing heavily. “Are you alright?”

Andy was panting, gripping my toe, and trembling. “(Y/N), I…” He pointed at a few drops of liquid on the corner of my towel. He must have had his first orgasm!

“It’s alright, Andy, that’s perfectly normal, you, um, generally want that to happen. That’s cumming, that’s having an orgasm. I had one too. Did you like it, did it feel good?” I couldn’t help smiling. He was so cute, so discombobulated and fluttery.

“Yes! It was fantastic! I, I felt it when you came to orgasm too! I want to you come there all the time, (Y/N)! It’s just that, now, I feel so tired. So… so, so incredibly sleepy.” Andy managed to get up into a standing position, but I could see he was having trouble staying awake.

Clearly, Andy needed to be tucked into bed. I couldn’t very well make him climb back on the shelf, he was a living being! But I was afraid I’d crush him if he just crawled under the covers. He was, after all, made of sandstone. Even if it was magic, maybe he froze when he was asleep, who knew? I didn’t want to snap a piece of him off! Suddenly, I had an idea.

“I’ll go make you a little bed to snuggle up in, where you’ll be more comfortable than the shelf, ok?” I couldn’t help but eye his tiny, sexy, tired, naked body. Andy nodded, sitting down. How had I gotten in this situation? What had I just done? I’d think about it in the morning.

I went to the closet and found an old cat bed from Mr. Sunshine, my kitty who had died a few years ago. Of all the uses I had thought I’d have for his things, a bed for a small, stone man wasn’t one of them… I got a clean kitchen rag from the cabinet in the kitchen and tried to fold it nicely, bringing the finished product into my bedroom. “How’s this?”

Andy’s eyes positively lit up. “I’ve never had such a fine cradle in which to slumber! You are truly a goddess, (Y/N)!” He jumped skillfully, still nude, from my bed to where I had placed the cat bed on the floor. “Please, if I oversleep, will you wake me if you need to leave? That I may hear your voice just for a moment before you go?” He looked hopefully up at me as he curled up amidst the kitchen rag, smiling brightly.

I grinned at him. “Sure, smooth operator. Good night, Andy.”

“Sweet dreams, (Y/N).” I turned out the light, and slept well, but got yet another huge shock when I woke up to my alarm for work the next day.




I totally have the figurines sitting on my shelf right now. Though mine are significantly different from the one in the story, ha! French is a bitch so I feel you, I took it on and off for nine years in my early youth. I'm definitely planning on writing a sequel at some point, but I have so many ideas stored up, it may be a while.

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but maybe after ADR/B is finished ;)

"Of course I speak English- everyone speaks English!"

Lol tell that to my French teacher who failed me like twice! XD (p.s. I was actually good at that class so that says a lot!)

I'm only on chapter three so no spoilers but... this reminds me of a story I read before on Tokiohotelfiction.com and it's a little spooky but it's making me laugh so hard XD (I will mention that this story is obviously inspired by the figurines and that story came out in like 2008 so they're very different but the premise is the same)

Im really enjoying this story so far! I'm about to run out of finished stories though. *cries* Personally I don't have one of the figurines- I found them a little unnerving myself but I probably would have Ashley cuz yea- I'm a bad boy addict :3


I'm so glad! I plan to write a sequel at some point, if you're interested you can vote in the poll, or rate this if you like. In the meantime, I've got quite a few other stories I've written. :3

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