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Action Figure


It was a guilty pleasure to say the least. I hadn’t told anyone about it, but I was so excited. I had waited weeks in anticipation for it to arrive. Or should I say him? I wasn’t sure…

As soon as I had heard that BVB were having 3D printed figures made, I knew exactly what I was going to do without even clicking the link on Andy’s Twitter. The pictures were impressive, and the price wasn’t enough to deter me. I preordered the biggest one staramba made right away. And now the box, covered with ‘staramba’ tape, and what I presumed to say 'breakable’ in German, (hopefully with the figure inside), sat right in front of me. I just stared. This was a private moment. Almost sacred.

I wasn’t the creepy kind of fan that wanted to harass Andy Biersack, marry him, have his babies, or whatever. That really bothered me, and I hated it when I saw it. No, I’d prefer it if he never noticed me at all, in my dorky reverence. I was just a chronically lonely heart that saw in Andy a sort of greatness I appreciated. He was not without flaws, but he was so well-spoken, had such great ideas and had the balls to see them through, I liked his moral code, he made such fantastic music, and, well, he was so incredibly hot. Andy was my secret fantasy man, and I wanted it to stay that way. I didn’t want to bother him, his girlfriend, his family, his band, or anyone else with my weird obsession. If I was too insecure and hurt from my past to interact with real, accessible men anymore, that was my problem, not anyone else’s.

And so there I was, with my ultimate prize. This was the closest I would ever come. Aside from a meet and greet, I suppose, but I had always been too scared… Afraid that Andy would know what I was thinking and laugh at me.

I turned my cellphone off, wanting no interruptions. Carefully, I cut away the tape. The box was full of straw, like those miniature manger scenes. Weird. It made the whole thing pseudo-biblical. I couldn’t decide if that was appropriate, given Andy’s predilection for Christianity as an interest, or just too bizarre. I found a large, round, lighter-colored, sandstone pedestal with the Mourning Star on it. Had to be Andy’s stand…

I pulled out a large white box, also adorned with a dark Mourning Star. My hands began to tremble just a little. What if he had been damaged in his travels? I thought to myself, 'Don’t worry, little-Andy, no matter your flaws, I will love you anyway.’

I took a deep breath and opened the box.


i don't know how many chapters there will be yet, this is still quite in the works and just a bit of a tease, i'll get working on posting more in a bit, but i'm going to work on getting the rest of author posted first (which is actually completed).



I totally have the figurines sitting on my shelf right now. Though mine are significantly different from the one in the story, ha! French is a bitch so I feel you, I took it on and off for nine years in my early youth. I'm definitely planning on writing a sequel at some point, but I have so many ideas stored up, it may be a while.

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but maybe after ADR/B is finished ;)

"Of course I speak English- everyone speaks English!"

Lol tell that to my French teacher who failed me like twice! XD (p.s. I was actually good at that class so that says a lot!)

I'm only on chapter three so no spoilers but... this reminds me of a story I read before on Tokiohotelfiction.com and it's a little spooky but it's making me laugh so hard XD (I will mention that this story is obviously inspired by the figurines and that story came out in like 2008 so they're very different but the premise is the same)

Im really enjoying this story so far! I'm about to run out of finished stories though. *cries* Personally I don't have one of the figurines- I found them a little unnerving myself but I probably would have Ashley cuz yea- I'm a bad boy addict :3


I'm so glad! I plan to write a sequel at some point, if you're interested you can vote in the poll, or rate this if you like. In the meantime, I've got quite a few other stories I've written. :3

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