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After Life


Andrew was a nobleman, and a lively one at that. But that was all prior to his gristly murder. He's spent the centuries since capering through his castle and terrifying people as a matter of course and whimsy. But, completely unexpectedly, once day, something actually changes!

*Won 1st Place in Fanfiction, 2017 Changeling Awards on Wattpad*

Please note: Adult subject matter, graphic, etc!

All my fanfiction is exactly that: fiction. Any real people are heavily fictionalized and not intended to be representative of any actual real-life goings-on/events, etc. All original characters, and the story line, are copyrighted to me. © 2018

Like my stuff?
Here are some links to other stories I have written:
Birthday Present
Action Figure

I Didn't Want to Get Married
Bloody Lonely

Intergalactic Prison
The Last Oracle
The Gorgon's Daughter

Turning Thirty

My terrible twins:
A Demon's Bargain
A Demon's Regret

And my collection of misfits, one-shots, bits, & pieces:
Smutty's One-shots

I have also co-authored a short guide to writing RPF:
A Handy-dandy Guide to Writing Real Person Fiction




A common scullery maid who lived a miserable life and died an even more miserable death.



In life he was known for his good taste, good humor, and good looks. In death, he's known as 'the Viscount in Black.'


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@Underworld's Heiress

There are lots of folks that don't understand me either. ;3

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah

Really? I just think that somethings people don't understand me, I kinda of worry too much...

@Underworld's Heiress

No worries! I was able to follow exactly what you meant. ;3

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah

It should be a "About this book" but my keyboard kinda got a problem and every time I tried to rewritte something he wrote the correction and deleted the next word.... I don't really know what happened but it was strange.

I'm brazilian yeah. Wow say hi to that friend of yours.
I have never hear about his book but I tried to read Shakespeare in english for a school play but I didn't got so well, so we changed for a easier english (especially because most people in my country don't speak english).
Oh is nice that phonetic style can show accents too, I have always wanted to learn some american accent or at least differ them one for the other... But I not so talent for that, I can even differ accent from my own country.
Now I see what were you intencion with the different style of speaking and makes sense that (y/n) and Andy talks different.
That is why I love your work, I care about details it is so rare seeing this in fanfics...