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A Demon's Bargain

Summary

Andy is a very, very rare sort of demon that, at first, fulfills all the desires of lonely, desperate people. Their dreams come true; in his embrace they know paradise. Once Andy's bored, he leaves, and the poor souls are left to wither in agony at their rejection, incapable of ever feeling anything that will ever compare again.

Why? Because it fills Andy's cavernous, always emptying belly. And it's fun, generally. But lately...

Note: for readers of A Demon's Regret, this story starts off almost identically. But, as you'll see, the outcome is not the same. As I sat, plotting, I decided I could not resist indulging myself, and having two completely different plots. Personally, my favorite is ADB, and if you're going to only read one, I suggest this one.

So, feel free to pick one, or read both. I am bound by honor to disclose that I owe a great debt for use of a main character in this version to a co-conspirator who wishes to remain anonymous. This person's pen name is The Unforgiven, I suggest you bow before such literary genius when the time is nigh. Perhaps, if you do, you'll get to see more? }:-]~

Wattpad awards for ADB (I'd list these somewhere else, but this platform won't let you rearrange chapters, so I can't make an intro for them):
*3rd Place, Fanfiction, 2017 Candy Awards*
*3rd Place, Mature, July 2017 Reader Awards*
*3rd Place, overall, The Golden Heart Awards of 2017*
*2nd Place, Poetry/Fanfiction, 2017 Dreamer Awards!*
*2nd Place, Fanfiction, 2017 Alpha Awards*
*1st Place, Rookie, August 2017 Blue Rose Awards*
*3rd Place, Fanfiction, SeaFlame Awards 2017*
*3rd Place, Fanfiction, September 2017 Monthly Elimination Awards*
*1st Place, Fanfiction, The Unity Awards*
*3rd Place, Fanfiction, The Blue Awards*
*3rd Place, Fanfiction, the moon awards*
*3rd Place, Fanfiction, The Red Rose Awards*
*2nd Place, Fanfiction, Fallen Angel Awards 2017*
*3rd Place, Fanfiction, Amore Awards*
*1st Place, Fanfiction, the midnight awards (2017)*



Please note: Adult subject matter, graphic, etc!

All my fanfiction is exactly that: fiction. Any real people are heavily fictionalized and not intended to be representative of any actual real-life goings-on/events, etc. Any original characters are copyrighted to me, except where noted otherwise. Story line is copyrighted to me. © 2018

So you like my stuff?
Here are links to other stories of mine:
Author
Birthday Present
Action Figure
Intergalactic Prison
I Didn't Want to Get Married
Bloody Lonely
The Last Oracle
The Gorgon's Daughter
After Life
Sanctuary
Turning Thirty

ADB's terrible twin: A Demon's Regret

And here's a link to my collected miscellaneous bits and pieces:
Smutty's One-shots

I am also co-authoring a short guide to writing RPF:
A Handy-dandy Guide to Writing Real Person Fiction






Characters

(Y/N)

(Y/N)

Y/N is 29 and has an ache in her heart virtually nonpareil. She's chronically lonely and unfulfilled. She also rather likes the eclectic things in life, like glass jellyfish.

Amy

Amy

A wife of Chris', she was granted immortality by Dennis many centuries ago.

Andy

Andy

Andy is a demon. A very special, very talented one.

Ashley

Ashley

Andy's older brother.

Chris

Chris

The Lord of the Underworld (aka. Satan/Lucifer/Apophis/Beelzebub/Angra Mainyu/the Dark Lord/the Devil/Hades/Shaitan/Mara/Mephistopheles/etc.). He's a rather busy man, as one would imagine, but loves sports!

Dennis

Dennis

The Creator (God/Allah/Yahweh/Jehovah/Odin/Jupiter/Elohim/Aten/Adonai/Baha/Waheguru/Ahura Mazda/etc.), father of Chris, as well as everything, technically. Andy's grandfather and a big Cardinals fan.

Jesus

Jesus

Son of Dennis, much (MUCH) younger half-brother of Chris.

Lola

Lola

A former contract and lover of Andy's. Character is copyrighted to The Unforgiven and used with permission.

Metatron

Metatron

One of Chris' many younger brothers, the voice of Dennis.

Chapters

  1. #1

    Andy's POV

  2. #2

    (Y/N)'s POV

  3. #3

    Andy's POV

  4. #4

    (Y/N)'s POV

  5. #5

    (Y/N)'s POV

  6. #6

    Andy's POV

  7. #7

    Andy's POV

  8. #8

    Andy's POV

  9. #9

    Andy's POV (smutty)

  10. #10

    (Y/N)'s POV (smutty)

  11. #11

    (Y/N)'s POV

  12. #12

    Andy's POV

  13. #13

    Andy's POV

  14. #14

    Andy's POV (smutty)

  15. #15

    Andy's POV

  16. #16

    (Y/N)'s POV

  17. #17

    Andy's POV

  18. #18

    (Y/N)'s POV

  19. #19

    Andy's POV

  20. #20

    (Y/N)'s POV

  21. #21

    Chris' POV

  22. #22

    Andy's POV

  23. #23

    Andy's POV

  24. #24

    Andy's POV

  25. #25

    (Y/N)'s POV

  26. #26

    Chris' POV

  27. #27

    Andy's POV (mild smut)

  28. #28

    Andy's POV (smutty)

  29. #29

    (Y/N)'s POV (smutty)

  30. #30

    Andy's POV (smutty)

  31. #31

    (Y/N)'s POV (lightly smutty)

  32. #32

    Andy's & (Y/N)'s POVs

  33. #33

    Andy's POV (mildy suggestive)

  34. #34

    Andy's & (Y/N)'s POVs (smutty)

  35. #35

    Andy's POV (smutty)

  36. #36

    (Y/N)'s POV (smutty)

  37. #37

    Andy's POV

  38. #38

    Andy's POV

  39. #39

    Chris' POV

  40. #40

    Andy's POV

  41. #41

    (Y/N)'s POV

  42. #42

    Chris' POV

  43. #43

    Andy's POV

  44. #44

    Chris' POV

  45. #45

    Andy's POV (smutty)

  46. #46

    Andy's POV (mildly smutty)

  47. #47

    Chris' POV

  48. #48

    Andy's POV

  49. #49

    (Y/N)'s POV (smutty)

  50. #50

    (Y/N)'s POV (smutty)

  51. #51

    Andy's & (Y/N)'s POVs (mildly smutty)

  52. #52

    (Y/N)'s POV (mucho smut)

  53. #53

    Andy's POV

  54. #54

    (Y/N)'s POV

  55. #55

    Andy's POV (mildly scandalous)

  56. #56

    Andy's POV (smutty)

  57. #57

    (Y/N)'s POV (smutty)

  58. #58

    Andy's POV

  59. #59

    Andy's POV

  60. #60

    Andy's POV

  61. #61

    Andy's POV

  62. #62

    Andy's POV

  63. #63

    Chris' POV

  64. #64

    Ashley's POV

  65. #65

    Andy's POV

  66. #66

    Andy's POV

  67. #67

    Andy's POV (smutty)

  68. #68

    (Y/N)'s & Andy's POVs (smutty)

  69. #69

    Andy's POV

  70. #70

    Andy's POV

  71. #71

    (Y/N)'s POV

  72. #72

    Andy's POV

  73. #73

    (Y/N)'s POV

  74. #74

    Andy's POV

  75. #75

    Ashley's & Andy's POVs

  76. #76

    (Y/N)'s & Andy's POVs

  77. #77

    (Y/N)'s POV

  78. #78

    Andy's POV

  79. #79

    Chris' POV

  80. #80

    Ashley's & Andy's POVs

  81. 81

    Ashley's POV (violence)

  82. #82

    Andy's POV

  83. #83

    Andy's & (Y/N)'s POVs

  84. #84

    Andy's POV

  85. #85

    Andy's POV

  86. #86

    Andy's POV

  87. #87

    Andy's POV

  88. #88

    Lola's POV

  89. #89

    Andy's POV

  90. #90

    Lola's POV

  91. #91

    Andy's POV (suggestive)

  92. #92

    Lola-Y/N's POV

  93. #93

    Lola-Y/N's POV (smutty)

  94. #94

    Andy's POV (smutty)

  95. #95

    Lola-Y/N's POV (smutty)

Comments

@Merelan

Haha! :D

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
12/7/18

Guess I gotta be careful about doling out the comments - don't wanna give you a heart attack, or I'll never find out what happens to my fave characters... ;)

Merelan Merelan
12/6/18

@Merelan


Thank you so much for saying that! Every time anyone says something supportive, my shrunken, cranky heart feels all warm and fuzzy. :3

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
12/5/18

Just gave this a re-read - it's so awesome I just had to take it all in again...
That sounds like something Demon-Andy would say lol :)

Merelan Merelan
12/3/18

@Merelan


Haha, you are so awesome! We're not sure what the fuck is up with my hands. We know something auto-immune is going on, but none of the specific blood/urine tests nor MRI gave a ton of answers. So my rheumatologist has upped my pain meds and referred me to a neurologist for the next step (probably an EMG). *shrug*

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
11/22/18