those fucking fanfic moments

Sky,DayTripper, and Cloud rant about the fucking fanfic moments that people can't help but wonder ''wtf am i reading?'' and ''why is this person doing this?''

1. incest

2. teacher and student smut

   O.O

3. wakin up to peoples eyes

4. why would you smell andy???

5. self harming

6. everywhere with andy

7. trigger warning

8. why does everyone hate sky?

   the world may never know.

9. who is this???? idk!!!!

10. Andy falling in love with random girls

11. bathroom

    ~raven~

12. sky's ugly?

13. Andy's only interest

14. Cigarettes = Bad Boy

15. "and then I recognized him"

16. I'm in a band, hardee har har

17. Who the fuq are those guys?

18. QUESTIONS AS BLURBS

19. sex slaves????

    O.O

20. What out fer them thur bullys!

21. Abusive Parents

22. How to tell the world Sky cuts for attention

    Should I trigger? Ima trigger. TRIGGER

23. Everyone Hates Juliet

24. If you're blonde, fuck you

25. Smoke rings

26. Gay fanfics

27. You know what really grinds my gears?

28. imaginary people

    *cough* Cloud XD *cough*

29. Shut the fuck up, you whore.

30. EMO EXCLUSIVE

31. How to make Sky a believable and dramatic character!

    Triggers I guess

32. Virgins

33. Mom's boyfriend

34. Crow the....cat?

35. Hey Kid, wanna buy some HotCash?

36. Btw Sky is poor

37. NOBODY FUCKING CARES SKY

38. "I Love You, Batman" MY ASS

39. Who da fuq invited those guys?

40. ANDY THE BLOOD SUCKING, TAMPON EATING VAMPIRE!

    *I hope he has more self respect than that, like dude we both know you're Fucking hot. You ain't gotta stoop so low boo

41. He Died? Oh, ok, I'll Go KILL MYSELF NOW.

42. song titles

43. BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS ENGLISH!

44. What the f*ck is this sh*t?

45. Story titles longer than Andy Biersack's legs

46. Wanna know what's HAWT?

47. Sky's "My Music Scares People" music taste.

48. Get the London Look

49. Tsk tsk tsk that bitch....

50. "He's As Straight As A Pole!" No, He's As Straight As A Fucking FRUITLOOP.

51. DO THEY EVER GO OUT ON A DATE?

52. Get Some Fucking Standards.

53. Thinking of Smut

54. Dearly Departed Dad/Mom

55. QUIT YER MOANIN'

56. Andy's A Depressing Fuck, While Ashley Is A Pussy Destroying Man Whore.

57. Fake Profile Pics

58. Adoption Day Bull Shit

59. A/N

60. Father Daughter sexy time

61. SINGING