those fucking fanfic moments

Sky is always in a band.
Sky is always the singer.
Sky's band is always flawless.
Sky's band always impresses people with two songs at rehearsal.

Really? By a show of hands, how many people have actually gone to local band shows, let alone their rehearsals? My boyfriend was in a band with his brother. Both of them are really attractive. But looks aren't gonna get you fucking anywhere (unless you're promoted by Disney) if one of them is too fucking lazy to learn to play the bass (hint-my boyfriend plays guitar and screams).

And why the fuck is it always scene kids in bands? I don't know a single scene kid in a band. Everyone I know dresses more alternative like Oliver Sykes or casual like pretty much anyone from PTV. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH ASHLEY'S LEATHER PANTS COST? TOO MUCH FOR SKY BECAUSE REMEMBER SHE'S SO POOR.

Why the screaming? Screaming's great but not every band screams. And why isn't there that one Sky who blows out her voice like Danny Warsnop did?

AND BAND REHEARSALS ARE BORING. I love watching my boyfriend play. It's great watching your boyfriend or girlfriend do what they love but sometimes that shit gets boring. All the starting and stopping to figure out what to write, what goes where, this chord or that chord, this tempo or that tempo, clean or distortion? Eventually WE ALL get bored and just start going for the beer.


Sky your band is unrealistic. Go home.

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Sorry, just woke up and I'm easily frustrated in the morning.

Might be back in a bit.

DayTripper