those fucking fanfic moments
"and then I recognized him"
Alright, so not only is Polyvore fucking stupid because it promotes laziness amongst writers by letting them give us pictures instead of painting them for us with words but...Sky's fucking clothes...like what the fuck?
She's all like "dear diary, blah blah blah, I'm going to Warped Tour and I wear this because I'm a fucking fan girl with no interest in any other band in the world." And it goes on about her day, she met Bryan Starrzzzzz and got to sing onstage and someone noticed her scars and blah. Then something happens and a mysterious man meets her in a sketchy back alley where she's crying because it turns out her best friend Rayne is a bitch (lulz, Sky, Rayne, get it? Oh Bhudda, where's my life?)
And its all lyk woa becuz he haz beatiful eyes and pale skin and i lyk so think his face is familer but wheres he from?
I don't know Sky. Maybe it's the guy on your freaking shirt. YOU ARE WEARING ANDY'S FACE AND YOU CAN'T RECOGNIZE ANDY? THAT'S LIKE WEARING A SCOOBY DOO SWEATER THEN WATCHING SCOOBY DOO ON TV AND NOT KNOWING WHO THE DOG IS. ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND SKY?
No Sky's just better than all of us and is so cool she doesn't just NOT fan girl, she doesn't even KNOW who the band is. #toocoolforyou
Notes
Personally, I like to mix my band merch. I find it weird when people wear ALL one band stuff. It's like having a whole outfit that's ONE colour. Just how?
DayTripper out. Deuces!
Chapter 61: I give serious props to a fanfic on here where the OC protagonist, like the rest of us, has a not-good to okay singing voice. Personally, I wouldn't sing in front of the Brides unless *thier* lives depended on it... I'm too afraid I'd ruin thier ability to create music!
1/26/17