those fucking fanfic moments

What the fuck is this shit? I'm not even kidding, in like the last week I've read at least three stories where Sky/Andy is 16 and smoking cigs.

Guys, what the fuck? In America you have to be 18.

AND THERE'S NO MENTIONS OF THEIR FAKE ID'S SO HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GETTING THESE THINGS?

You know what I smoked in high school? Weed. Because I was a good fucking kid who waited until she was 18 to buy her cigarettes.

Like what the fuck is this? HOW MANY PEOPLE ON THIS SITE UNDER 18 HAVE ACTUALLY HAD A CIGARETTE ANYWAY? AND I MEAN LIKE, INHALED NOT LIKE "omg so my sister let me have a puff off of hers" (yes there's a difference between sucking the smoke into your mouth and fucking inhaling).

YOU KNOW WHO I GOT CIGARETTES FROM WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL? MY BOYFRIEND WHO'S FOUR YEARS OLDER THAN ME. I WAS THREE MONTHS SHY OF 18 WHEN I FOUND A REGULAR SOURCE. BUT DO ANDY AND SKY HAVE A BOYFRIEND FOUR YEARS OLDER THAN THEM. No.

Because fuck your realism.

Notes

Not that I find smoking bad. The smell of a Marlboro Red is honestly comforting for me because everyone in my family smoked them when I was growing up and my boyfriend likes them. I love vapor pens and hookahs and a good bowl but seriously?

I might be a fuck up with a bunch of bad decisions under their belt but even I waited till I found someone/was almost old enough.

Ugh, back to my Xbox and away from this...whatever these cigarettes kiddies are.

Love, DayTripper

(lulz)