those fucking fanfic moments
ANDY THE BLOOD SUCKING, TAMPON EATING VAMPIRE!
Soooooo many VAMPIRES.
Andy's a vampire with a dark past and a penchant for seducing 15 year old Sky. Because...he's secretly Edward Cullen.
And he's all about the powers. "I RAN OVER HERE AT 1,000,000 miles an hour because I'm a vampire!"
"I can bite her and the venom from my fangs will make her fall in love with me!" (No joke, saw that in a story here. Don't remember what it was though)
"I sucked her blood and she became a vampire!" (Lying fucking bitch, you become a vampire through Plagues, drinking the blood of one, or having unfinished business. Learn your lore)
Really? Where's the cool vampire? Where's the vampire who just wants to eat Sky?
Notes
Obviously with Love Bites, I'm guilty to
reppirTyaD-
Chapter 61: I give serious props to a fanfic on here where the OC protagonist, like the rest of us, has a not-good to okay singing voice. Personally, I wouldn't sing in front of the Brides unless *thier* lives depended on it... I'm too afraid I'd ruin thier ability to create music!
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