those fucking fanfic moments
Thinking of Smut
Why the fuck does Andy always have a big dick? THERE ARE DIFFERENT SIZED PENISES IN THIS WORLD AND LAST I CHECKED THE US AVERAGE IS SIX INCHES. ANDY IS AN AMERICAN. I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED TO KNOW HIS DICK IS SIX INCHES.
And if Sky's so damned tight, how the fuck does she enjoy taking Andy's fourteen foot Hentai penis? She doesn't, that lying hussy. Big doesn't necessarily mean good sex. And if she's so tight and he's so massive, it sounds more like that bitch is gonna die >.>
In terms of Andley and anal...HAVE YOU EVER TRIED ANAL? GO TO SOENCERS AND BUY YOU A DILDO AND LUBE AND SHOVE IT IN YOURSELF AT THE SAME RATE ANDY AND ASHLEY DO (my ship is Fuenciado and Jalex so I'm not sure who's the bottom in Andley :X). Shit HURTS. There is a process to anal. Tease, penetrate (this is still teasing, it's normally fingers or small toys), shallow, deep. Not just instant "he took off his pants and I rammed my dick in his tight little hole." That's how people get fucking prolapsed anuses and become fetish porn stars.
And why can't Sky and Andy do anal? Some girls really like it. It's not just gay men. LESBIANS CAN DO IT FOR ALL I CARE.
Notes
So....yeah....
DayTripper
Chapter 61: I give serious props to a fanfic on here where the OC protagonist, like the rest of us, has a not-good to okay singing voice. Personally, I wouldn't sing in front of the Brides unless *thier* lives depended on it... I'm too afraid I'd ruin thier ability to create music!
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