those fucking fanfic moments
"He's As Straight As A Pole!" No, He's As Straight As A Fucking FRUITLOOP.
HERE'S YOUR DAILY ANDLEY RANT!!!
-insert explosion and sound effect here-
Why is it that in almost every Andley fan fiction I read, and no, I don't mean all gay fanfics in general, I mean strictly Andley; either Andy or Ash, or even both, automatically assume that the other is fuck heterosexual?! I mean, it would be at least a bit clear that they're a fucking fruitloop! Especially when they're around you. Like, for example;
Andy's face brightened the second my gaze caught his. A light blush had crept onto his cheeks. He stood there, staring into my eyes just as I was doing to him. Damn, I wish he was gay. But sadly, that was too much to ask for.
Like, what the fuck?! I have like, 5 straight friends (surprisingly enough) and we have all came to the conclusion that none of us would just stand there, blushing and staring into our eyes! Not including me because I actually am the gay one out of that group! I don't know about you and your straight friends, but we've established that and I've watched some adults too, they don't do it either. And then I've observed some of my fellow gay friends (by friends, I mean friend, the rest are LGBT, but not gay. XD) And he is possibly the gayest person in our school, so I don't even have to explain how to see that!
If Andy or Ash are going to try to hide the fact that they're gay, at least have them make it less obvious! Like, please!
And stop assuming that the other is straight, if you want to know, just fucking ask him! God!
Notes
Yep. Pretty much all I ever see in Andleys. I am very salty right now because of a few Andley fanfics I've read today, so I have a lot of rants in mind. -_-
-BatClouDemonz (because I can! ;-;) OwO
Chapter 61: I give serious props to a fanfic on here where the OC protagonist, like the rest of us, has a not-good to okay singing voice. Personally, I wouldn't sing in front of the Brides unless *thier* lives depended on it... I'm too afraid I'd ruin thier ability to create music!
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