those fucking fanfic moments

Even though she just moved into a big house next to Andy, Sky is poor. Working as a cashier at HT while tattooing on the side and being in a band only pays so much ya know.

Sky's poor but she can afford-

-a brand new phone
-concert tickets
-back stage passes
-a whole closet full of clothes from Hot Topic
-Victoria's Secret lingerie (Hell just their Pink brand bras and underwear are cute enough I've never been inclined to buy lingerie. But at least Sky is willing to scrape and save for good titty support :D)
-tattoos (shit's expensive. I've looked into it. I was even offered to mentor under a local artist)
-Piercings (my boyfriend and I party with the body piercer who works at the same shop I was offered to learn at. Again, expensive)
-Hair dye because her hair is not naturally fucking purple. THIS AINT NO ANIME
-Drugs
-Liquor
-47,000 cases of Monster

But she's so poor all she could afford to get Andy for his birthday is a Batman t-shirt. Hopefully he'll like it as much as Crow likes licking his paws after eating tuna from his diamond encrusted kitty dish.

Notes

Knees weak, Palms are sweaty.
Cross is heavy.
Theres vomit on his robes already
Vatican spaghetti.

-DayTripper