those fucking fanfic moments
Shut the fuck up, you whore.
Deer diary, andy didnt hav secks w/ meh. Is it becuz im ugly? fat? stoopid?
Or is it because you've fucked your best friend Sky?
Or because you fucked Andy's best best friend?
Or maybe it's because Andy has a girlfriend/wife/Ashley?
Or maybe he's a virgin and doesn't want to waste his time on yo nasty ass?
Nope, Andy didn't want to have sex with her because she's ugly, fat, and stupid. That's it. Sure. Yup. Right on the nose.
Because those are the only reasons anybody's ever turned down sex. You. Are. Right, Sky. Good job.
Or is it because you've fucked your best friend Sky?
Or because you fucked Andy's best best friend?
Or maybe it's because Andy has a girlfriend/wife/Ashley?
Or maybe he's a virgin and doesn't want to waste his time on yo nasty ass?
Nope, Andy didn't want to have sex with her because she's ugly, fat, and stupid. That's it. Sure. Yup. Right on the nose.
Because those are the only reasons anybody's ever turned down sex. You. Are. Right, Sky. Good job.
Notes
DyTrppr
Chapter 61: I give serious props to a fanfic on here where the OC protagonist, like the rest of us, has a not-good to okay singing voice. Personally, I wouldn't sing in front of the Brides unless *thier* lives depended on it... I'm too afraid I'd ruin thier ability to create music!
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