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The story of a lonesome ol'Jerome

Peeping tom

*Gwyn's POV*

“Is it cool if I use your restroom Andy? Please?” I gave him my best smile, and he looked a little deflated. Weird.

“Yeah, hold on.” He showed me the bathroom, and as soon as I turned the light on I flipped out.

Gagh!" I let out a sort of strangled sound. "What the shitting fuck!” The mirror reflected a face that was smeared, I mean, fucking wrecked. Now, I am not a girly-girl, but I looked fucking terrible. It must have happened during or right after the altercation, I couldn’t remember. My hair was all sweaty and gross and uneven. I felt a new level of horror and shame sink in. I would never be, like, a ‘pretty-pretty-princess,’ but was it really necessary for Andy Biersack, of all people, to see me looking like THIS? Why was my luck the absolute shittiest in the motherfucking universe? I tried to chill out a little. Play it cool, Hageman. Dammit.

“Um, you ok in there? You fall in? Sometimes you just have to hold the handle down a little while, it’ll flush…”

I burst out, “No... Andy, I am sorry, but you didn't tell me that I am so gross right now. Look, I know we just met, and I realize that you are a famous dude and all that shit. But you seem cool and I am in serious spot. You didn’t fucking tell me I look like a crackwhore that fell in the sewer-” He laughed and started to protest, but I cut him off, “- I really don’t want to be seen in public like this. Like if a client sees me like this on my way home, I'm worried about my license. Is there any way that I can use your shower and a towel, please? I can give you some money for it, please?” I didn’t want to piss him off, I didn’t want to cross any boundaries, but I also didn’t want any chance of my veterinary clients to see me in public like this on the way home. A photo like that on a social media website could ruin a veterinarian’s career.

“Of course, it’s not a big deal, you don’t need to pay me. Here, I’ll get you a towel for when you are done, and then you can change in the very back afterwards… in case any of the guys are here. Go ahead, in a second I’ll swap you a towel for your clothes.”

“Ok, hold on.” I go in the bathroom, shut the door, and took off my clothes. I cracked the door to pass them to Andy, who thoughtlessly opened the door much wider than I thought was necessary to pass me the towel and accept my bundle of clothes. “Thanks!” I shouted and slammed it shut. I was horrified, what if he saw me?



*NOTE* The author of this story no longer has access to her account due to site malfunction.
SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah

Ok, cool. I don't mind plodding plots at all, but as a frustrated English teacher, I can totally understand the grammar and structure stuff.

Merelan Merelan


oh, i'm not changing it significantly in that regard. i mean more a stylistic change to make it easier to read: breaking up paragraphs, improving grammar and tense consistency, stuff like that. i've become a much better writer and i want my stuff to reflect that. if you're nervous about the changed, you can check out the newest version on my wattpad account. my user name is anathemadvm, just plain anathema was taken. i'm still likely to further revise the very beginning a little, but nothing is plot related, i like the plot as much as i ever did. i just want it to be easier to read, that's all.

anathema anathema

Actually, the beginning of LoJ fits the story perfectly, IMHO. You establish Gywn as a likeable, but clearly flawed character from the door. It's much different from most other fanfic, which want to get to the Bride(s) ASAP.

Merelan Merelan


oh my goodness! i don't think even i have read it that many times, though i could be wrong! i've certainly only read it through once in one sitting! i promise that the edited version is higher quality, but i don't dare tinker with it here until i have the whole thing ready to go. right now i've edited through chapter 50, though i might need to ahve another look at the very beginning, because it's so plodding.

anathema anathema