those fucking fanfic moments - Comments, page 2

@anathema
*puts out hat for tips*

Folks, we're here all night! ;3

@DayTripper
Oh, well, I make no guarantees about quality! But it's called Birthday Present .

@DayTripper
Ok, I'm not huge on pimping out my own shit. But I've written one chapter that covers the basics of how anal should occur in a hetero fashion, imho, should it interest you. It's a product of experience. Make your boyfriend read it if he tries to pull the no-lube thing again:

It's a chapter in my LOJ story

@DayTripper
Dude, what? There must be lube, or there is no anal. Negotiations end there. Trust me, I've had a ton of butt sex. It doesn't matter if you just whipped it out of a wet poontang, you need lube. You can buy some at the supermarket, for fuck's sake! Tell your bf an anal pro just verbally smacked him, will you? No ass for him until he ups his game! Hold on a sec...

@anathema
I will admit, I'm terrified of the mess that may or may not ensue >.> but then again, I'm into choking and biting so I don't really see why anal should be such a big deal (plus he's the one that suggested it). I think the problem is he doesn't really ease into it and there's never lube O.o like, I've never done this dude, I need that. So I psyche myself out. I rarely retch when I drink since he's a veteran partier so when he tells me no more, I know that I need to stop XD

@smutty pariah
What's it called? I'll go search for it :D I appreciate anybody who does any kind of in depth research to their stories has gotta have some kind of quality going on.

@smutty pariah
Heh. Ok, that was good. But you can have a long... Story and still have it be effective. In fact, they often allow you to achieve better... Depth. *rimshot*



@DayTripper
Yeah honestly I'd say, if you're seriously considering it, you could read up on preparation from non sketchy shit online. If one finger made you want to cry, sounds like you have a mental block against it, as stuff come out regularly that's much larger, so it's unlikely to be physiologic in origin unless you sympathetic nervous system was in overdrive. Some people just never enjoy it because society has just so trained people that it's wrong, dirty, or messed up or whatever. I would refrain from heavy drinking, lest you shit yourself or vomit or something.

@DayTripper
Indeed! I spent some time doing research on prostate massage and whatnot, I just didn't want to just use stupid guesswork, for my guy X guy story. As in, how a variety of men describe it, etc. I was already familiar with the basics. Writing from a male perspective for that sort of thing was definitely difficult, check it out if you have time and let me know how you think I did.

@anathema
Can't say I've tried it fully (after the first finger I'm already near tears) but my coworker says it helps if you drink XD enter the 21+ boyfriend.

@smutty pariah
Challenges are fun and 98% of the reason I joined the 1D site :D (the other 2% is that I have a fairly decent, cliche little high school au on there). And Bridecest or not, it's always there. Kellic, Jalex, Fuenciado, (I'd guess Gransykes and Frerard too) all seem to have unrealistic anal. The most foreplay is like fingering then just straight plowing it in. I'm sorry but NO, it doesn't work that way

@anathema
Admit it, my dear. I topped you with 'Birthday Present!' Oooh, I went there! Doesn't matter how long your shit is, it's how you use it! *kisses*
XD

But, @DayTripper , I concur about the oft-ridiculous way any anal activities are described, for Andley or any other (generally) Bridecest pairing. I'm not a huge fan of Bridecest myself, but I did write a short where Andy's interest was male instead of female. Because I like challenges, and it was different.

on point about the anal, bruh. i've had it so far only in one of mine, and i think i did pretty fucking well, as i'm an old hag that's done it for fuck's sake and enjoyed it too. haha!

@CloudyDemonz OwO
I honestly can't say I've ever read one of yours :O I don't really have an interest in the band and haven't since I saw them at Warped so I don't read a lot on here. I just hang out like a freaking weirdo lol but I can? :P

In my opinion your stories are awesome Batman ive said it a million times The Way We Work would be shit on the sidewalk of Andy's house(no clue where that came from) if it wasnt for your awesome skills

@Black Veil Angels
Lol, cool. I feel bad for Raven though, I rant to her about Andley in text messages, she already deals with it. XD

I feel ashamed because I'm currently writing a smut... And the anal is how it's supposed to be...

IM ONLY 13!! HOW DO I KNOW THIS?!

Because you read it, duh!

lol figured that out. Btw its hilarious to read you guys rants

Tripper Of The Day, do chu think my stories are good? .3. xD

@Black Veil Angels
Yup. We rant about many different things that go for all fanfictions. Except for the "Daily Andley Rant" except, it's not actually DAILY xD

@Black Veil Angels
It's taken from any and every fan fiction :) each fic has its flaws and all we're doing is poking fun (Hell I poke fun at my own stories)

In referance to chapter 27 GAY FANFIC IS THE BEST!!!!!!! I would be hypocritical if i didnt like it as someone who is as straigh as Jayy Von Monroe (Hes Gay if you dont know;}) except im a girl XD

Lol im confuzzled. Is this all from like one fanfic or just random shit to rant about. (also note on the incest) Does it count for bridecest cause im that kind of person that will read that XD (im such a worthless human being) lol