The story of a lonesome ol'Jerome

*Andy's POV*

I felt a little shitty that I didn’t need to go to the bathroom at all, I had just wanted a cigarette. I got about two steps before I heard the shouting. Uh-oh. Then, applause? I was curious enough to walk closer, security making a bubble around me. I saw the big, burly dude that had been pissed at me a minute ago, screaming insults at a curvy girl with raven hair and unrivaled hatred in her eyes.

Not cool! I went to go break it up, and security tried to dissuade me. In the time it took me to push them aside, the screaming asshole smacked the girl across the face and chest, knocking her to the ground! Shit!

The giant man started laughing, and I felt my blood boil. I started in his direction again, redoubling my efforts and constantly having to push people aside, feeling people’s hands on me, grabbing my legs, calling my name, slowing me down. I was almost there, and then I heard the girl laughing!

I pushed aside someone just in time to see her go at the big dude like a fucking defensive lineman, doubling him over and to the ground! She was looking down at him, panting, and still laughing. This chick was totally nuts! She kind of frowned as she eyed him, and I decided I’d had enough of this bullshit. Security seemed occupied trying to pry fans off of me, shit!

I shoved the last person away from me a bit roughly to get free, yelling a half-hearted apology without looking. I ran over and awkwardly grabbed the insane girl and dragged her away, just as she was trying to crush the big man's skull into the ground with her big old stompers. Fucking nutty bitch!

She seemed to lose steam rapidly and was just really disoriented. I looked from the crazy woman, to the security, to the now-wounded dickhead on the ground, to the writhing fans, still very nearby. Had to get out of here. Also still wanted cigarette.

“Can one of you guys make sure that asshole is ok? And maybe find out what happened and let me know? And can the rest of you help me get this girl somewhere quiet? I think she’s upset and just needs to sit down, away from everybody.” One of the guys gave me some directions towards a quieter spot. The girl just stood there, staring in the distance, totally passive. I felt kind of bad for her, I thought she needed a little help. I wondered what the fuck had happened?

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