The story of a lonesome ol'Jerome

*Juliet's POV*

My poor White Rabbit! After going so long without being able to really connect with any other women, of course he’d find a gal as nutty as he was! It seemed he had a real firecracker on his hands…

He’d obviously been drinking, and it took me a while to calm him down. But after talking it out and going through his options with him, he sounded a lot better, more confident.

A: "Babe, you're a genius! I love you so much!" I let out my sigh of relief quietly, so Andy couldn’t hear. It finally sounded like he’d stopped crying entirely, he almost sounded hopeful.

J: "Bun, I love you too.” I kept my tone even and calm, so he wouldn’t panic again. “So what are you going to do baby?" I held my breath, but definitely didn’t expect the answer he gave me.

A: "Both, definitely both! I'll email you the video right away!" And then he hung up, sounding excited.

Both? Oh man! My poor Rabbit... He had it bad. And this woman sounded, honestly, a little unstable. I really didn't know how well she would deal with any of it. I hadn’t been able to think of any other alternatives, though. Had I missed something?

But if Andy was seriously interested in her, the whole social media nightmare would just get worse, I guess. Might as well be a trial by fire? I groaned, not sure what to think.

I rubbed some sleep sand out of my eyes before texting Andy. ‘ Promise me you’ll see a real doctor tomorrow about your hand? Otherwise I won't help. ;) *kiss*'

Notes

For any haters out there, I give you this:

Juliet Simms - End Of The World (Official Music Video)

but seriously, I have no respect for someone who professes to be a BVB/Andy fan, and yet would dare to question who he should choose to love. Go fuck yourself/ves. I have not taken the time to read up on Juliet extensively, but it simply doesn't fucking matter how the media may capture every unflattering thing it can, or just how hot Andy may be, short of her physically hurting him or others, his heart is his business, and either you support him and his choices or not.

BVB is about inclusivity/acceptance and not fucking bullying people, and that is exactly what you whiny bitches are doing. Juliet is a fucking real person too you cunts.

*steps off podium*