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Those Fucking Fanfic Moments 2

How to Deep Throat

I've been seeing this around in little "smut" chapters or one shot things (I refuse to call any of the stuff on here books. Please don't compliment my "books". They're not fucking books).

Deep throating! Do you know what that is? It's when you take a dick so far into your mouth, it hits or goes down the back of your throat. Alright, that makes sense. Now, I want you to try sticking your finger down the back of your throat and tell me what happens. You gag, right?

NOW IMAGINE SHOVING SOMETHING AT LEAST THREE TIMES THE SIZE OF YOUR LITTLE INDEX FINGER THERE DOWN YOUR THROAT SO PLEASE FUCKING EXPLAIN TO ME HOW LITTLE MISS SKY IS ABLE TO SO FUCKING CASUALLY SWALLOW HIS DICK AND HAVE NO ISSUE WITH POTENTIALLY CHOKING ON IT?

She's gonna choke. Stop lying. I'm sick of this. Please stop trying to write smut when you have no clue what you're doing. Okay? Okay. Thanks.

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Comments

#16 just makes me want to start replacing skye with Snape's robot from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

I love that little robot.

NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
12/14/16

I'm almost in tears laughing at rant 7. Love it

NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
12/14/16

I don't know how I've never come across these rants before but omfg if this aint the same shit my sister and I talk about. Granted we are guilty of some stuff because it's what the people want, but still.

I think it makes us hypocrites.

NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
12/14/16

@Lauriesupremeoverlord
(Shoot me for saying it but) Trash is why I liked hanging out on the 1D site so much despite not being a fan. Everyone knows everyone, everyome's exchanging ideas, reviews are done, everyone tries their hardest to be original with what they're doing because they're sick of cliches being cliche. And the authors. You wouldn't BELIEVE the writers I've had the pleasure of planning plots or creating characters with :) (one of my favourite people on there is a girl named XKALEIGHTSTYLES57X so on the off chance you're inclined to read some wicked AU's, look her up ;D). Because trash is the only shit that gets read around here, I've dumbed down my writing here so much I'm no longer interested in my stuff. THAT'S pathetic

@CloudyDemonz OwO
Of course they read books! They read John Green and it's not their fault he doesn't understand basic character development (I shall explain my hate for TFios in two words-Augustus Waters) >;P

@Alexandria
I never bothered .-. I find an outfit on the web I like and try verbally describing it or just describe what I'd normally wear :X

DayTripper DayTripper
11/23/16

@DayTripper

signed up for one, wasted hours there. Insert bullet v.v

Alexandria Alexandria
11/22/16
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