Those Fucking Fanfic Moments 2
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Guys, please SPACE your paragraphs. I know it doesn't always take but at least fucking try. I don't want to read some shit that looks like -----
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(A taste of future parts for Archers, Goblets, and Draco!)
“That’s it. Let the hate for Malfoy flow through you”, Ron chuckled.“So does this mean you have no one to go with?” Harry asked.I chewed the inside of my cheek and slumped back in my chair. “Yeah, that’s what that means”, I muttered. “He decided to take pretty and perfect Paaaansy. She makes me sick. I think Dracul and I are just going to spend the night in the dorms…”“So the good ones aren’t all gone?” The three of us looked up as Fred and George sat at either end of the table. “I was pretty impressed that even Hermione and Ginny were taken”, Fred said, tilting his head like he was thinking.“But Miss Slytherin is still open”, George nodded just as thoughtfully.
Really guys? Fucking spacing makes everything so much prettier!
“That’s it. Let the hate for Malfoy flow through you”, Ron chuckled.
“So does this mean you have no one to go with?” Harry asked.
I chewed the inside of my cheek and slumped back in my chair. “Yeah, that’s what that means”, I muttered. “He decided to take pretty and perfect Paaaansy. She makes me sick. I think Dracul and I are just going to spend the night in the dorms…”
“So the good ones aren’t all gone?” The three of us looked up as Fred and George sat at either end of the table. “I was pretty impressed that even Hermione and Ginny were taken”, Fred said, tilting his head like he was thinking.
“But Miss Slytherin is still open”, George nodded just as thoughtfully.
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DaaaaaayyyyyTriiiiipperrrrrr
#16 just makes me want to start replacing skye with Snape's robot from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
I love that little robot.
12/14/16