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Those Fucking Fanfic Moments 2

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Guys, please SPACE your paragraphs. I know it doesn't always take but at least fucking try. I don't want to read some shit that looks like -----
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(A taste of future parts for Archers, Goblets, and Draco!)
“That’s it. Let the hate for Malfoy flow through you”, Ron chuckled.“So does this mean you have no one to go with?” Harry asked.I chewed the inside of my cheek and slumped back in my chair. “Yeah, that’s what that means”, I muttered. “He decided to take pretty and perfect Paaaansy. She makes me sick. I think Dracul and I are just going to spend the night in the dorms…”“So the good ones aren’t all gone?” The three of us looked up as Fred and George sat at either end of the table. “I was pretty impressed that even Hermione and Ginny were taken”, Fred said, tilting his head like he was thinking.“But Miss Slytherin is still open”, George nodded just as thoughtfully.

Really guys? Fucking spacing makes everything so much prettier!


“That’s it. Let the hate for Malfoy flow through you”, Ron chuckled.


“So does this mean you have no one to go with?” Harry asked.


I chewed the inside of my cheek and slumped back in my chair. “Yeah, that’s what that means”, I muttered. “He decided to take pretty and perfect Paaaansy. She makes me sick. I think Dracul and I are just going to spend the night in the dorms…”


“So the good ones aren’t all gone?” The three of us looked up as Fred and George sat at either end of the table. “I was pretty impressed that even Hermione and Ginny were taken”, Fred said, tilting his head like he was thinking.


“But Miss Slytherin is still open”, George nodded just as thoughtfully.

Notes

DaaaaaayyyyyTriiiiipperrrrrr

Comments

#16 just makes me want to start replacing skye with Snape's robot from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

I love that little robot.

NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
12/14/16

I'm almost in tears laughing at rant 7. Love it

NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
12/14/16

I don't know how I've never come across these rants before but omfg if this aint the same shit my sister and I talk about. Granted we are guilty of some stuff because it's what the people want, but still.

I think it makes us hypocrites.

NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
12/14/16

@Lauriesupremeoverlord
(Shoot me for saying it but) Trash is why I liked hanging out on the 1D site so much despite not being a fan. Everyone knows everyone, everyome's exchanging ideas, reviews are done, everyone tries their hardest to be original with what they're doing because they're sick of cliches being cliche. And the authors. You wouldn't BELIEVE the writers I've had the pleasure of planning plots or creating characters with :) (one of my favourite people on there is a girl named XKALEIGHTSTYLES57X so on the off chance you're inclined to read some wicked AU's, look her up ;D). Because trash is the only shit that gets read around here, I've dumbed down my writing here so much I'm no longer interested in my stuff. THAT'S pathetic

@CloudyDemonz OwO
Of course they read books! They read John Green and it's not their fault he doesn't understand basic character development (I shall explain my hate for TFios in two words-Augustus Waters) >;P

@Alexandria
I never bothered .-. I find an outfit on the web I like and try verbally describing it or just describe what I'd normally wear :X

DayTripper DayTripper
11/23/16

@DayTripper

signed up for one, wasted hours there. Insert bullet v.v

Alexandria Alexandria
11/22/16