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Those Fucking Fanfic Moments 2

Wolves in Sheep Skin

I'm not even kidding, I legit fucking saw this in a story here (but I can't remember what it was because literally every story on here has one of like 10 titles because nobody has any originality).


I shit you not, mate, this OC in the story was bullied by everyone at school for being emo. And I'm like "okay, okay. Typical BVB high school backstory, alright. It's whatevs." And she's got some emo friends who are the only people that are nice to her. "Okay, that makes sense in the BVB fan fiction universe. Whatevs."

Emo Bitches A, B, and C turn out to be fucking faking everything to spread Emo OC's secrets and bull shit all over the school! Like really? REALLY?! HOW FUCKING OFTEN DO YOU DRESS UP AS A PREPPY CHICK WHO SHOPS AT HOLLISTER AND JOINS THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD JUST TO "BEFRIEND" THE TEAM CAPTAIN SO YOU CAN TURN AROUND AND TELL EVERYONE "OMG BECKY HAS AN ALCOHOLIC FOR A MOTHER!" HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HT SHIT COSTS? AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE A FEW TWATS IN YOUR CLASS ARE GOING TO SHOP THERE TO LOOK THE PART TO FIT IN WITH YOU JUST TO FUCK YOU OVER? NO. NO THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. YA'LL MOTHERFUCKERS ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL. AIN'T NONE OF YOU GOT THE WALLET TO AFFORD THAT KIND OF SCHEME.

What the fuck did I read?

Notes

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Comments

#16 just makes me want to start replacing skye with Snape's robot from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

I love that little robot.

NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
12/14/16

I'm almost in tears laughing at rant 7. Love it

NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
12/14/16

I don't know how I've never come across these rants before but omfg if this aint the same shit my sister and I talk about. Granted we are guilty of some stuff because it's what the people want, but still.

I think it makes us hypocrites.

NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
12/14/16

@Lauriesupremeoverlord
(Shoot me for saying it but) Trash is why I liked hanging out on the 1D site so much despite not being a fan. Everyone knows everyone, everyome's exchanging ideas, reviews are done, everyone tries their hardest to be original with what they're doing because they're sick of cliches being cliche. And the authors. You wouldn't BELIEVE the writers I've had the pleasure of planning plots or creating characters with :) (one of my favourite people on there is a girl named XKALEIGHTSTYLES57X so on the off chance you're inclined to read some wicked AU's, look her up ;D). Because trash is the only shit that gets read around here, I've dumbed down my writing here so much I'm no longer interested in my stuff. THAT'S pathetic

@CloudyDemonz OwO
Of course they read books! They read John Green and it's not their fault he doesn't understand basic character development (I shall explain my hate for TFios in two words-Augustus Waters) >;P

@Alexandria
I never bothered .-. I find an outfit on the web I like and try verbally describing it or just describe what I'd normally wear :X

DayTripper DayTripper
11/23/16

@DayTripper

signed up for one, wasted hours there. Insert bullet v.v

Alexandria Alexandria
11/22/16
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