Night Watch I: Eliza, Ward of Andrew - Comments, page 26

And the oatmeal thickens!
What is the dealio, Jinxx? Papa Jake has your back, but why does he have too?
Is there going to be a flubberghast when the two of you meet? Is Eliza gonna freak out and try to chop your head off???

GAH

@anathema
That's actually a really good an made picture, tbh. And I saw that interview, both Andy and Ash were like, what even, guys, come on. Like, seriously? Haha.

And maybe, it's just me (probably), but am not into Andley. Or any of those. Probably because I want to covet them all for myself, who knows? I can be greedy.

Also, after the intense jalapeno/habanero spray that went into the trash, I didn't have any issues this week; apparently hot peppers does the trick, next will be a stick of dynamite.

And the fact you found that picture of the bear is fucking amazing, I think I laughed myself into internal damage when I saw it.

@Kellyrages

Ashley contemplates the mystery of Andley:



my opinion-
i guess, the thought of two hot dudes boning is hot. most people are inhibited, and normally wouldn't allow themselves to eroticize thoughts of male homosexual sex, but because it's between two people they admire/find attractive already beforehand, it makes it acceptable to them, whereas otherwise, it might not be. the forbidden becomes acceptable, because it's "bridecest."

for me, i think they're two good-looking guys. i assume they're not boning each other, but if, for some reason, they knocked on my door, and were like, 'hey, anathema, guess what- we would like to have sex in your apartment. is this acceptable? does this arouse you? would you like to watch?' i feel that the answers i would provide to those questions would likely be affirmative, hahaha!

though i just can't see it (my apartment aside). observe, i did a google-search, and here's a fan-made andley thing. weird, isn't it?



i'm sorry, andley-fans, but they are either so far in the closet, they're not coming out for years, or they're straight as arrows. i can't identify with either. haha!

@Kellyrages

dude, you just threatened me with a bear. that is so fucking metal!

metallica + bear

Also go platonic andley. The broship never dies!

@anathema
COME ON ANDY BE THE MIGHTY FAIRY DUDE

and plus I assume going to the healer will help with most of the wounds, and then they can bond, she can spill her wonderful soul-secrets, Andy can reveal he's not gay, there'll be a lot of embarrassment on both parts, they'll realize they really like each other, and progress with their relationship.

Or I'll send my bear after them with no regrets.

@Kellyrages

Dear Andrew & Eliza,
i, anathema, am writing to inform you that you are both attracted to one another. as the author, i can't remember if i've specified if either or both of you are strictly heterosexual or what, i'd have to check, but that's really neither here nor there. what matters is that you dudes seems to want to get it on, given all the wanking and whatnot.

there are a few problems with this. for one, Andrew is Eliza's ward, and i dunno if there are, like, ethical problems with that, or if Blasko would castrate him for that, making his penis non-functional. (well, they're fairies- maybe they can buy some penis-gro dust?) additionally, since this takes place in some weird fairy-land, there aren't any condoms, so Eliza needs to get her ass on that 'special tea,' since there is no fucking way i'm writing a pregnancy story, if you guys are wanting to have sex. third, there's the whole thing about how she's covered with heinous, aggregious wounds and has broken bones. and then there's the secret mystery of her crime, which just might have some effect on how well she reacts to intimacy...

so- what say you, Andrew? are you going to be the mighty fairy-dude, and conquer her apparently massively-horned, cranky heart? deal with all the shit? so you dudes can bump uglies? hmmmm? or is your shit from losing Juliet too great? Could anything from that still be... hanging around? somehow affect things with Eliza? Gee... I just don't know.....

:D

come ON ANDY, SHE THINGS YOU LIKE THE DICK MORE THEN SHE DOES.
someone knees to write these guys a letter explaining.
Yeesh.
this pains me.
like i am pained.
mostly because i dont get to go to aftershock, and see all the bands, and think lustful, inappropriate thoughts I will only ever express in fan fiction....
oh the woe.....
Have fun though!!!

@Kellyrages
you must watch this, you may have seen it already:

genius

But I love this one! Poor Andy, getting all sentimental --- JUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR FRUSTRATING SELVES ALREADY. I DONT KNOW WHAT, JUST DO IT *channels drunk Shia lebouf*

So sorry for your loss :(

Well well well Andrew.... what a crisis we have HERE!

Poor Eliza, though honestly I think we'd all be in the same boat as here around Andrew!
Most definitely yes.

@anathema
That's basically how he'd do it too! Haha

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@Kellyrages
heh-heh. yeah. made me chuckle. i'm, like, just waiting for Eliza to be like, 'i can be a dude, i swear, just close your eyes!' and Andrew's like, 'goddammit, i'm not gay! and i'm not a weeny, i'm totally manly! but also very sensitive to your trauma, but what the fuck crime did you commit?! do you like me? gahh!?'

oh my god....
oh my... those poor... im so embarrassed for them but....
oh my....
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that is officially my new favorite chapter ever. Those poor guys, I swear. Just swing those hammocks together and get it off!

Badly of course! :D

But, badly in a good way.

It's too early 8
For me... I literally thought the title read Andrew bacon of social responsibility.....
I'm not even that big of a bacon fan
And I'll check it out then --- but if I cry hysterically bc my poor tender heart is broken......... Lol

@Kellyrages

sweet, i'll check it out one of these days! dude! you MUST watch the speech- it's awesome. i LOVE that acceptance speech, it's my favorite EVER, like, one part metal, one part pro-wrestler heel, one-part testosterone. i mean, i am obscenely overweight, and i love it! <3 it wasn't fans booing at all, it was just the assholes there, there were no fans. the fans voted online and weren't present.