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Night Watch I: Eliza, Ward of Andrew - Comments, page 25
I can't wait to see Eliza's reaction when she finds out that Andrew isn't "batting for the other team" and is infact into her. :)
@FallenAngel26
heheh- possibly... i am smut-prone, so there will probably be some smut, of some sort...
@Kellyrages
heh. she thinks Andrew's a sword-swallower. poor, celibate fellow, and his gaggle of groupies! i'm sure, once that's cleared up, though, nothing could possibly go wrong... :D
Oohh I wonder what conversation Andy wants to have with Eliza?? I have a feeling there will be Andy/Eliza smut in the near future haha :P
*dog driving the car, crashes, dies*
"Why'd you let him drive!? You knew he had a drinking problem!"
"Oh, so this is MY fault!?"
*sad face* "no one could lick his own balls like he could"
*lobster runs around with a knife*
*Avril runs at a shark-bear with a guitar*
*turns out guitar is also a chainsaw*
*beheads bear-shark*
*nods victoriously at a guy on a segway rocket*
Why the hell does no one talk about this video!? THIS IS GOLD
@Kellyrages
o, dude, the video that was from is actually awesome:
'Rock N Roll'
It totally has a Tank Girl vibe, very tongue in cheek, great video.
@Kellyrages
because i don't know her stuff at all! i would be totally embarrassed! and she has a guitar chainsaw! apparently this is from a video, i'll see if i can find it...
How could you hurt avrils FEELINGS like that!?!?!?
Also that is a really cool cake I'm not getting married any time soon but vcan I have it anyway!? Lol
@Kellyrages
dude, you are so not invited! because, not even specific to andley, but despite having witnessed and partaken in a variety of debaucherous activity in my distant youth, i have never once seen two dudes actually get it on in person, and i think it would be awesome! so i am totally lacing your chips with dexmedetomidine! if you don't eat fast enough, i'll just stick you with some! night-night, spoil-sport! ;)
*send the bear!*
i found this when looking for your bear. whatever this is, you can send that, but please don't send avril lavigne.
then found this- totally unrelated, but awesome:
here we go: the bear, it comes!
@anathema
hahaha
I would get really loud, crunchy chips.
So then I could sit there, watching them adamantly, doing that annoyingly loud chip crunch every few seconds, then pause, then chew really fast, and repeat, before doing the loud slurping on the drink, because, well, why not?
That's what I imagine would happen lol
@Kellyrages
yeah, i saw the interview that was from a while back, it was hilarious! my favorite part had to be when Andy demos the microphone fail, and Ash is like, 'eee- get back!'
i think this is the silliest pic i've seen of the microphone incident:
though i can get into most any well-written erotica, i definitely have trouble envisioning actual Andrew Dennis Biersack and actual Ashley Purdy engaging in man-sex. that said: should they ever decide they would like to do so in my presence, i am ok with that. i will totally go get a diet coke, maybe a bag of those green snackie things that are shaped like green beans or sugar snap peas or whatever the fuck they are, but are tasty, and be a receptive audience.
As for Jinxx, well...
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@purdygirl35
haha! glad you liked it! i'm flattered. :D
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