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When Two Villains Meet.

"What exactly are you planning on getting?" "Laid."

Audrey sighed and looked at the back of Andy's head.
"I'm bored." She poked his arm. "Go buy a goddamn puppy." He said muffled and turned his head to the T.V.
He isn't going to sleep anyways. "Why are you so grumpy?" She stood up and walked to the kitchen. Andy sat up and pulled his wet shirt over his head.

Audrey opened the fridge. She saw some pie and scooped a little frosting off with her finger. She moaned, strawberry was her favourite.
Andy stood up and walked to the kitchen. "If you just do your thing and stay out of my way, I can make a plan to kill Kisharo and get this over soon as possible." He muttered. "What do you mean?" She frowned and looked at his naked torso.
"When we kill him you go back to your daddy's house and we act like we never happened." She looked down. "Oh..."
He looked at her. "Wait what do you mean 'we'?"
Shit, he thought. He shouldn't have said it like that.
"Nothing, just this, working together."
He quickly walked out and to his weapon room, making place for more papers. Audrey still looked down.
What an idiot she was. He would never love her. Can he love? Wait, why the fuck did she want his love?! She doesn't need a man, fuck!
She shook it of and grabbed a wine bottle.

She walked over the carpet upstairs and didn't even bother to look for a wine glass. She attached the edge of the bottle to her lips. If her dad could day drink, then so can she.

Andy opened his laptop.
He hasn't used sources for this in a long time. He used to do it with a buddy in Australia, but that was a long time ago. He got his glasses on again and pulled his hair back. Ferris wasn't working today.
Ferris lived here, but when he had a day of he was out all day. Andy never asked why or where he was, it wasn't his bussiness.
He sighed and opened his notebook.

Audrey laid on the bed, with the wine glass next to her she looked at the ceiling. "How can I be so stupid?" She closed her eyes.
She rolled over and looked at the closet. There was a hanger with her night outfit on it. She was still bored. She looked at her night boots.
All her shoes were still at her old house.
Oh my god, she had these cute high killer heels.
She wanted to use that to party. Suddenly it popped into her head. Smiling she stood up and got dressed in basic clothes.

Andy was completly focused in his work, He took another sip of his black coffee. The hangover slowly started to fade.
His hand almost smoked on the paper with his pen. He wrote much so he could do it without even looking. He was so focused with writing he didn't even hear the door close.

Audrey stepped in her car and threw her coat and purse in the passenger seat.
She started it and drove of.

***
She stepped inside the messy apartment. Nothing new. She heard desperate meows and ran to the kitchen. "Oh my god Puma!"
Panicking she ran into the kitchen and almost slipped.
She looked down. "Awwee gross." The old can of cocktail mix sticked to the floor. She stepped out of it and looked around.
The place was a mess, everything was knocked over and eaten out of. Puma purred against her leg and she sighed.
"What am I going to do with you?" She picked her up and looked at her. Her pretty eyes sparked in the sunlight. She walked with the sticky and smelly cat up the stairs. Luckily she didn't go into the room and everything was locked.
They walked into the bathroom and she let the cat sit on the towel table. The bathroom was very luxurious and new.
Puma rolled on her back. Audrey walked over to the tub and let the water run.
"Puma, come here girl." She made kissing and smacking sounds with her mouth and Puma came running. She picked her up and slowly dipped her in the water.
For some reason Puma didn't mind the water.
Audrey stopped the water from going higher than her neck. Puma walked around and seemed to enjoy it. "Silly cat." She sat on the edge on the tub.
What is she going to do? The vet? I don't even know if Andy liked cats. Probably not because he was experimenting on them.
Maybe he would want to experiment on her! She sighed.
The vet isn't much better. She'll live in a cage forever.
After a while she picked Puma up and wrapped her in a towel. Audrey walked with the cute, fluffy borrito to her room.
The wall was barely to be seen because of all the boxes and books. She opened the door and let Puma jumped on the bed. Audrey walked to the closet and opened it. She sighed happily and started to pick out an outfit.

Andy looked in his empty coffee cup.
He sighed and leaned back. He took his classes of and wiped his face. He pulled himself up and started to walk to the kitchen.
Andy looked at the clock above the fireplace in the livingroom. Three hours passed. He looked in the kitchen. Audrey was nowhere to be seen.
He placed his cup under the coffee machine and pressed the button. He leaned back on the counter and looked around.
He frowned. "Audrey?"
Andy walked to the livingroom while his cup was filled with coffee.
"Hey, brat?! Where are you?!" He yelled at the bottom of the stairs. On that moment he heard the bell.

He walked with his usual frown to the big door and looked through the windows.
He saw no one.
He grabbed his gun out of the drawer behind the door. He got it ready and opened the door. Andy sighed and put the gun back in the drawer.
"Okey, so, that's normal now?"
She asked and walked in with a whole new outfit and Puma.
He turned around. The first thing he saw was her dress. "Wow." He muttered. She smirked. "Wow wow, what is that thing doing here?!"
He pointed at Puma in her hands.
"This is Puma who is against catcalls and a feminist killjoy." She let Puma climb out of her grip and she ran of.
"HEY, why is that thing here?!" He looked at the cat who dissapeared in the kitchen.
Audrey looked in the mirror and checked her look.
"Because she can't be alone and I'm going out." Andy looked up. "What?" She looked back at him. "I'm going out, is that a problem, Andy smith?" He folded his arms while she checked her purse. "What exactly are hoping to get with that dress?"
She laughed and walked to the door.
"Laid." She smirked and closed it.
Andy's anger started to built up.
He sighed. There's nothing he can do. God, he hated feeling so powerless. He walked back to the kitchen. If she isn't back by tomorrow then he'll keep that cat to see what happens it's exposed to the purple poison.
He rubbed his head. He walked into the kitchen and froze.
He sighed. He watched the cat drink from his cup.
"She's going to pay for this."

Audrey stepped out of her car and smiled brightly.
The line of people was so long and going to the end of the street. She only showed her face to the known bodyguard and he let her in. Her stomach tingled when the music made her body buzz. She walked straight to the bar and looked around.
"Can I help?" The cute bartender winked.
"No thanks, I don't buy my own drinks." She winked back. "Well then, I can't let a pretty lady like you get dehydrated." He smiled and picked up a glass for her. She loved some positive male attention ones in a while.

Notes

Hi guys. It's the new writer Maxie.
Uhm, please comment if you don't like my writing style and such.
I'll try my best to continue this story.
bye XXX

Comments

i feel like that was a totally unecessary ending unless you're trying to really drive home the message about how stupid it is to have unprotected sex. That was a really awesome story, until the random, unrelated twist. There were major tonal changes and a few lulls, but overall way above par for this site. But seriously, death from a premature birth she didn't know she was carrying? What are the odds? I suggest swapping one of the genres out for tragedy as a warning to others who aren't into utter let-downs. Short of final chapter and some spelling/grammar stuff, great story.

anathema anathema
3/14/16

I'm sorry but fuck u make a sequil and let her live God damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVEBVBARMY LOVEBVBARMY
2/5/16

I loved this story the first time i read it and here i am agian still in love with it, still upset

EvanisaPervert EvanisaPervert
6/13/15

NOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'm crying like crazy!!!!! WHY!!!!!!??????!!!!!

I'm bawling my eyes out, that just killed me.
I say the sequel to My Romeo's Lullaby, strictly because if there's a sequel to this, I'll just cry all over again.

Ellie-phant Ellie-phant
8/25/14