When Two Villains Meet.
Nice Try Smith.
She ruffled her hair and smiled. Her bare feet walked over the stone street to the villa. She parked far away so he didn't wake up.
Her hair was a mess, her make-up was smeared and her dress was a little more up than usual.
She walked with her killer heels in her hand to the door and looked to see if it was open.
Luckily it was and she opened it.
Audrey closed the door behind herself as quiet as possible.
The lights went on. She turned around.
Andy stood in the door opening with a frown and arms folded. "Do you know how late it is?" He growled. She laughed.
"I'm sorry father, I won't do it again." She walked passed the couch to the stairs. He followed her. "Where were you?!"
She walked up the stairs. "Believe it or not I do have a life, sort of... And from what I believe I am still single, so I went out."
She turned right to Andy's rooms.
His anger started to built.
"What did you do?" She felt his breath on her neck. She stopped and turned at the door.
"Look, I don't know what you are going to do with the rest of your life, but I don't wanna die alone, so I go out and have fun. Don't get all sister sister on me and after this whole thing it's going to be like we NEVER happened."
She opened the door and slammed it shut.
He sighed and leaned his forehead against the door.
The thin wood parted him from the girl on the other side, who was also leaning like that. She walked back and dropped her heels beside his bed.
She collapsed on the bed and looked at the ceiling.
Andy walked back to the stairs. He took two steps down before sitting down and leaning his elbows on his knees.
Ferris walked with his night clothes over to the other side of the stairs. "Just admit it, boy, you have a thing for her and you don't want to end like me."
He looked back at his oldest friend and smiled a little. "There's nothing wrong with you Ferris." Ferris sighed. "Just talk to her." He leaned on the railing.
Andy stood up and walked down. "Tomorrow, when we're both sober." He yelled to Ferris. He rolled his eyes and walked back to his room with a proud smile.
Andy walked down and took the couch again. He collapsed on it and hugged his pillow. Suddenly he felt soft things against his face.
He opened his eyes and that thing was staring at him. He grunted while it stuck it's tongue out. He slowly stuck his index finger out to him.
The thing began to smell and slowly lick it. Andy giggled at the weird feeling. The thing purred and gave him heads. "How the hell do you put up with her?" As soon he realised what he was doing he pulled his arm back and chased it away.
"Shoo!" The thing jumped away and walked to the chair. He rolled to his right side and faced the couch.
***
Andy woke up by the light as usual.
He sighed and blocked the light with his hand, but it was pointless and he threw his pillow somewhere.
After a few minutes of denying he eventually stood up.
He walked in his boxers to the kitchen.
He sighed. Audrey was in the kitchen with her tea in hand and cat on her lap. Ferris was smiling at her and poured her some more.
Her hair was in a messy bun. Andy blew some black hair strands out of his face and walked over to the fridge. "Morning sir, miss Hellings and I were talking about how she finished college early." Andy rolled his eyes and got some bacon out of the fridge.
"Oh I already made some breakfast, I heard you loved bacon." Audrey took another sip and not taking her smug face off of him.
He threw the bacon back and threw it shut. He walked over to the stove and looked at the most beautiful and delicious looking plate.
He growled a little and grabbed the plate with the fork on it. Ferris and Audrey looked at the grumpy five year old. He sat down and began eating.
Audrey smiled. "It's not that good." He lied and took another bite. Audrey laughed and turned to Ferris who gave the same look. "Excuse me, I'm going to do the dishes." He walked away with Audrey's cup and began to do his morning routine.
Audrey stood up and petted Puma. "Shooting lessons today?" He didn't want to chicken out, but he would love to smack her right now.
He nodded. She licked her teeth and turned around. "I thought you were on my side, Ferris." He said with a mouth full after she left.
"I always choose the rightious side, boy, and in this situation you are most certainly not." He chuckled and put the plates in the cabinet. Andy sighed.
He hated being wrong.
***
She closed on eye and pulled the trigger. Andy was behind her with folded arms still grumpy. The sound of shots were muffled by his soundproof headphones. She got her glasses off and smiled. She turned to him and cheered. "Oh my god, did you see that?! Three in the middle!" She jumped up and down. He turned around without saying anything and got more ammo. She sighed. "Oh come one can't you just be happy for me?!" Andy got his headphones of. His right eye quivered. He was sowly going insane. He wanted to do it tonight. He wanted to kill him tonight. So this miss nothing be thrown out and he'd be alone. He was thinking. He would be alone again. Alone forever. He turned around and tried to smile. "Happy?" Audrey gave a frightened look. "No, you look like the grinch." He rolled his eyes. "I'm happy for you and tonight we'll kill his ass okey?" She smiled again and jumped. God, she's so perky. He chuckled a little, but wiped it of his face quickly. She pointed again and started shooting. She was getting good at this.
***
"Oh come on, you look like you wear jammy's all day, something new wouldn't hurt." He sighed and walked into the shop.
To his horror there were people everywhere. She walked over to one of the racks. He followed her and looked around anxiously. "What are you doing?"
She looked up at him when he invaded her space. He stepped back.
"Sorry I'm just not used to this." He whispered. She laughed and looked around for some jackets. "Used to what?" He was quite embarressed to say it. "Just this, going out to a place with, with, with people."
He whispered aggressively.
She laughed again and held a jacket against his torso to see how it would fit him. She nodded and threw it in her basket.
She ignored his words and pulled him along to the escalator. She looked down at him while they were going up. "Look, this is why you're going to end up alone."
He looked down. "Yeah about that." He mumbled.
She frowned and stepped to a new rack with t-shirts. "What do you mean?" She was still focusing on the clothes. He stuck his hands in his pockets and sighed.
"I was wondering if you could be with me." She gasped and turned to him. They looked eachother in the eyes.
She got closer to him and touched his jaw line.
He leaned down a little and smiled.
"Nice try smith." And she walked of.
He looked at her go to another section. "God, women..."
Notes
Hey guys. Here's another chapter.
I'm writing my own story that's completly mine btw. You can see it on my profile: TheJokersPumpkin or you can search: Marlboro Love
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i feel like that was a totally unecessary ending unless you're trying to really drive home the message about how stupid it is to have unprotected sex. That was a really awesome story, until the random, unrelated twist. There were major tonal changes and a few lulls, but overall way above par for this site. But seriously, death from a premature birth she didn't know she was carrying? What are the odds? I suggest swapping one of the genres out for tragedy as a warning to others who aren't into utter let-downs. Short of final chapter and some spelling/grammar stuff, great story.
3/14/16