CC's POV
So Colette was really quite drunk now and we had been dancing for ages. We were now just grinding with everyone else like not with everyone else but like everyone else and over tonight I realised how a like we are when we get drunk. "CC I am having fun but I feel sick and dizzy can you take me home noooowwww cus i need somebody to lean on and I am sooooo super doper drunk and omg some guy just fell over! “No you fell over now come here" I laughed as I picked her up we were laughing and singing all the way back to the tour bus but she stopped just before we got there "what’s wrong" "I don’t know my best friend senses are going off but I don’t know why and I feel really bad for getting drunk now and I have also realised that she is sooooo right” “whose right about what? “phoebe is right about ......... stuff like ....... potatoes growing in fields and not trees and stuff and ................ hats only suiting her and not me ........... And.............. vodka being gross and ......... me liking........... Someone" "whoa, whoa, whoa did you just say that you thought potatoes grew on trees?" "Yeah is that bad?" "DUDE I THOUGHT THE SAME THING UNTIL LAST YEAR!!!!!" I shouted at her causing her to lean back on me giggling too much "ok, ok, ok I can’t breathe and I still feel bad" "well the m'lady let’s get you inside" I said making her giggle we walked in to see phoebe and Andy on the sofa and phoebe didn’t look so good.

Colette’s POV
I walked in leaning on cc and then immediately felt bad. Phoebe had obviously been crying. "what the fuck did you do to her" I slurred now feeling incredibly dizzy, "wait hold that though" I shouted as I rushed though somewhere and puked into what I hoped was the toilet phoebe came rushing in drying her eyes and cc followed "Bub are you okay?" "I’m fine what did that lanky shit do to you I will fuck him up" "whoa Colette where did your giggly side go" cc asked as I threw up again "cc do you mind giving us a minute?" "Sure phoebe I reckon Colette could use a coffee anyway" When he was gone she turned back to me "I told Andy what Joey did to me" "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO" I shouted "what does he know?" "Nothing about what you did I swear" "so nothing about what I did will get to cc's ears?" "No why do you like him?" "NO........maybe........yes okay now don’t change the fluckering subject" "sorry to change it again but did you just say fluckering?" "Yes I’m wasted I am allowed to make up words I am the queen of new words I giggled "right do you want to go back into the lounge now?" "yes but I need to be carried call me my noble CC" I giggled again falling over Phoebe went to get him and I mentally slapped myself again and again for being so stupid and snapping at her when she was the one who was crying and probably in more danger anyway. The giggles soon returned as CC trotted in and whinnied like a pony "CC my noble steed please take me to the land of the coffee the flucklings and the toastabanners" "what’s a ...." "DONT QUESTION ME I AM THE FLUCKING QUEEN OF MADE UP WORDS" I shouted before diving into another fit of giggles. He picked me up and took me into the lounge. Andy had moved to the other side of it. "Ahh CC my noble steed you have been very loyal to me so now i will grant you a special prize, THE QUEEN OF MADE UP WORDS ROYAL KISS" I laughed out before planting a big sloppy kiss on his cheek before passing out.

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