The adventures of Black Veil Brides
Don't Try to Fly Like Me
Ashley: (Making Awkward face) uh, Andy? Watcha doing?
Andy: (Points @ Child) Getting my hair braided. You should join, Ashley.
(Akward Silence)
Andy: Before you ask---
Ashley: Why Andy, just why?
Little girl: (smiles) Please ma'am let us braid your hair. We're donating all the money we make to charity.
Andy: (trying to hide laughter)
Ashley: (eye twitches) M-ma'am? kid, i'm a man. Men don't get their hair braided, now if you'll excuse me, i need to go fix my eyeliner.
Little Girl: (sad face) but Andy is getting his hair braided...
Andy: I'm not a man, I'm a jacklepenguin. C'mon Ashley! When Jinxx and C.C. get here, they're gonna do it!
Ashley: What about Jake?
Andy: He's sick. I told him not to sing in the rain but he insisted.
(Jinxx and C.C. walk over)
Little girl: (waves) I'll be with you when i'm done with Andy.
Jinxx: ok, you're not gonna get your hair did Ashley? (snickers)
Ashley: N-no! ok, look. I have an extremely tender head.
C.C: (makes sarcastic sad face) I'm sure she can give you a nice side braide. (laughs)
Little Girl: please sir? I'm sorry I thought you were a girl. I'll go easy on you. (smiles adorably)
Ashley: (sighs) fine, just do it easily...
C.C.: (Pats on back) That's what she said.
Ashley: yeah yeah yeah...
Little girl: So, most people tell some crazy stories while we do their hair... Anyone got anything?
Jinxx: (points @ Andy) Andy tried to fly!!!
Andy: (laughs) yes, yes I did.
Little Girl: Wow! How did that turn out?!
Andy: I, uh, broke three of my ribs.
Little Girl: Congrazzles...
Andy: yeah, just don't try do fly like me, meaning, don't sit down and try to land on a hard solid peice of marble...
(Group of fangirls run up)
Girl 1: (screams) holy crap are you Black Veil Brides?!
Andy: No, we're the black eyed peas.
Girl 2: ahhhh! What are you guys doing here!!?
Ashley: Getting our hair braided for charity.
Girl 3: Aw! that's soooo sweet! If you want, we can get more of our friends over here and we can all get our hair done too!!
Little girl: (really Happy) aw really?! Thanks! that would really help..
(Girls run off)
Little girl: (finished with bvb's hair) thanks everyone... Now I can pay for my sister's cancer treatment.. This means a lot. thanks to you, I'll get a lot of buisiness. (hugs all of them)
Ashley: No problem. (smiles)
C.C.: yeah! how about we wear our braides on stage tonight at our show and tell all the fans in the crowd about your little problem.
Little girl: (cries) t-thanks a lot.
Andy: (Points @ Child) Getting my hair braided. You should join, Ashley.
(Akward Silence)
Andy: Before you ask---
Ashley: Why Andy, just why?
Little girl: (smiles) Please ma'am let us braid your hair. We're donating all the money we make to charity.
Andy: (trying to hide laughter)
Ashley: (eye twitches) M-ma'am? kid, i'm a man. Men don't get their hair braided, now if you'll excuse me, i need to go fix my eyeliner.
Little Girl: (sad face) but Andy is getting his hair braided...
Andy: I'm not a man, I'm a jacklepenguin. C'mon Ashley! When Jinxx and C.C. get here, they're gonna do it!
Ashley: What about Jake?
Andy: He's sick. I told him not to sing in the rain but he insisted.
(Jinxx and C.C. walk over)
Little girl: (waves) I'll be with you when i'm done with Andy.
Jinxx: ok, you're not gonna get your hair did Ashley? (snickers)
Ashley: N-no! ok, look. I have an extremely tender head.
C.C: (makes sarcastic sad face) I'm sure she can give you a nice side braide. (laughs)
Little Girl: please sir? I'm sorry I thought you were a girl. I'll go easy on you. (smiles adorably)
Ashley: (sighs) fine, just do it easily...
C.C.: (Pats on back) That's what she said.
Ashley: yeah yeah yeah...
Little girl: So, most people tell some crazy stories while we do their hair... Anyone got anything?
Jinxx: (points @ Andy) Andy tried to fly!!!
Andy: (laughs) yes, yes I did.
Little Girl: Wow! How did that turn out?!
Andy: I, uh, broke three of my ribs.
Little Girl: Congrazzles...
Andy: yeah, just don't try do fly like me, meaning, don't sit down and try to land on a hard solid peice of marble...
(Group of fangirls run up)
Girl 1: (screams) holy crap are you Black Veil Brides?!
Andy: No, we're the black eyed peas.
Girl 2: ahhhh! What are you guys doing here!!?
Ashley: Getting our hair braided for charity.
Girl 3: Aw! that's soooo sweet! If you want, we can get more of our friends over here and we can all get our hair done too!!
Little girl: (really Happy) aw really?! Thanks! that would really help..
(Girls run off)
Little girl: (finished with bvb's hair) thanks everyone... Now I can pay for my sister's cancer treatment.. This means a lot. thanks to you, I'll get a lot of buisiness. (hugs all of them)
Ashley: No problem. (smiles)
C.C.: yeah! how about we wear our braides on stage tonight at our show and tell all the fans in the crowd about your little problem.
Little girl: (cries) t-thanks a lot.
3/15/13