I'm a Loaded Gun (Part 2)

After a quick run upstairs, and a new shirt, I joined Siren in the car. Honestly, I kind of understood where Ash was coming from with his worry. Siren has always been a person to speed on the highway, but for some reason, her speeding just five miles over the limit was terrifying. Like it made you think of all of the absolutely horrific things that could go wrong. I kept my mouth shut though.

We pulled into the lot at Panera and Siren was already out of the car before I had my seatbelt off. I know she’s eating for two, but DAMN. I ordered my favorite sandwich with some chips and a sweet tea. Siren ordered a full sandwich with soup, a muffin, and a cookie.

“How much does that little one need?” I laughed as I took another bite of my sandwich.
“I’m hungry all the time,” she said with a mouthful of muffin. “The other night I woke up at three A.M. and wanted watermelon so bad so Ashy got up and went to the store just to get me watermelon. I only get like an hour between eating that I’m not starving. Maybe like two or three hours if I’m sleeping but I really don’t sleep well.”

“You usually sleep like a dead person, Si.”

“Yeah, but it’s hard to sleep now. Hormone crap,” she laughed.

I finished the half of my sandwich I was eating and crumpled the empty chip bag. Siren had polished off a whole sandwich, most of her chips, the muffin, and half of the cookie. I put her trash on my tray and dumped it by the soda station. She was eating her cookie still as we got back into the car.

My phone buzzed, and I pulled it out of my pocket to find a text from Andy.

Hey babe. How’s everything? Having fun with Siren?

:: Yeah! We went and got lunch. I think she’s tired. Probably gonna go watch some movies back at our place. How’s everything in the studio going?

Going great! We’ve got a lot of stuff to start planning.

:: Any idea when you’ll be home?

Not sure. I’ll let you know when I’m leaving.

:: Okay, love you :*

Love you too babe.

I glanced over at Siren, whose eyes were focus on the road ahead. “How about some movies and popcorn when we get back to the house?”

Her eyes lit up, “You had me at movies!”

Once back at the house, Siren plopped onto the couch and I tossed her the remote while I went to the kitchen to get the snacks. I glanced down at my phone to check the time as I robotically opened the cabinet. Something hit my hand and I jumped backward in defense. I glanced back at the cabinet to see a little black tail poking out of a cereal box. I couldn’t help but crack up. Reaching for my phone, I snapped a picture of Crow, whose body was stuck in a box of fruity pebbles, and head poking out the other side, covered in rainbow sugar dust. “Crow, you little ADHD devil,” I giggled as I put him on the counter, the rest of the pebbles falling out all over the oven top. His butt was stuck, so after some tugging and pulling I ended up having to grab some scissors and cut open the top of the box. Once free, Crow leaped off the counter and darted for the white couch. Just as I hoped he wouldn’t, he began rubbing himself and his colorful crumbs all over the side of the white suede, leaving scratch marks of mini rainbows. A groan rasped out of my throat. I took another picture of the evidence, before snatching Crow by his scruff, and carrying the struggling kitty back to the counter to rub off with a rag. That didn’t make him very happy, since he ended up clawing me. “OW! FUCK, CROW! YOU LITTLE DICK!” I yelped as he sunk his front nails into my wrist. He ran away. “God, DAMN IT,” I whisper yelled as I clutched my, now bleeding wrist.

I took a clean rag from the drawer and held it over the cuts. Whatever, who needs the fucking popcorn? Stomping back into the living room, I avoided looking at the vibrant streaks on the side of my favorite couch. Andy could deal with this shit. Dropping onto the couch, Siren gave me a weird look.

“Everything OK?”

“Peachy,” I almost growled. “Pick a movie.”

Her eyebrows raised sympathetically, “Um…Okay.” She pressed the button and the TV screen lit up with the Netflix logo as she selected “Bride Wars”. “This looks so cute! Let’s watch this!”

I mumbled, “Whatever.” After some shifting, I rested back against the sofa, and Whiskey’s little face appeared beside me. I couldn’t help but laugh at her cute little fluffy face. She head butted me, and then laid down on my stomach as usual. My wrist was throbbing so badly, but I didn’t dare look at it. I knew what would happen. I didn’t want Siren to see. I’d have to wait till she left or something before I could even attempt to clean it.

The movie was cute, but Siren was out after the first half an hour. I sat through the rest of the movie and then put on Phantom of the Opera the movie. It was one of my favorites. During the cemetery scene, I realized that the rag was stuck to my wrist. FUCK. With a glance over, I saw Siren was still asleep on the other sofa. I nudged Whiskey off of me and walked down the hall the other bathroom. Okay, Reya, just…just peel it off, and don’t even look at it. Just put it under the water and don’t look. I’ll be fine. Just don’t look. Don’t look. With the care of a bomb squad worker deactivating a switch, I pulled the edge of the rag off. My damn eyes betrayed me. The side of my left eye peaked open and I saw the deep gash covered in the dried blood on my left wrist. My knees shook and almost collapsed. I gripped the counter with my right hand as I resisted the urge to vomit. My stomach was clenched and twisting. You can do this. Woman up!

“Rey?”

Goddamn. Andy would fucking find me.

“Babe, what’s wrong?” he cooed, as he wrapped his arms around me.

I almost choked with the vomit rising in my throat. “You’re fucking cat.”

“What?” he almost laughed.

I turned slowly, sitting on the edge of the counter, “Your cat scratched me.”

He still didn’t believe it, “Oh, come on. It can’t be that bad.” He took my wrist in one hand and with the other, peeled away the dish cloth. “Oh shit,” he mumbled.

“I can’t even look at it, Andy. I’m gonna be sick if I do.”

He sighed loudly and opened a drawer. I could hear a bag unzip and some plastic bags being opened. Andy pressed something onto my wrist and it stung so badly that I gasped in pain.

“FUCKKKKKKK,” I whined quietly.

“I’m sorry, babe. Just one sec.” He removed the cotton ball or whatever and wrapped my wrist with a very large bandaid. “Okay, open your eyes. All done.”

I inspected the large bandage, and snaked my arms around Andy’s torso. “Thank you.”

He chuckled, “That’s what husbands do.”

“BUTTT, you aren’t my husband…yet,” I giggled as I removed my chin from his shoulder and leaned up on my tippy toes.

“Fine, that’s what super amazing and hot fiancés do.”

I put one hand behind his neck to pull him closer and planted my lips on his, “Okay, my super amazing hot fiancé. Thank you for doing your job.”

“You’re welcome my super amazing beautiful sexy gorgeous fiancé.”

“Now someone’s just trying to get in my pants,” I giggled with a playful slap on his arm.

He smiled devilishly, “I don’t want in your pants. I couldn’t possibly fit in your pants too.”

“Smart ass.”

“Now, get your pants off?” he said as he pulled me up into him, “How about keeping your pants on, but I can still take care of you if you know what I mean,” he whispered in my ear.

I almost pissed myself. I could already feel my hips pressing deeper against his. “Annndddyyy,” I moaned as he put his lips on my neck. “We still…have…oh-we have guests!”

“Not like they don’t know what we do,” he said with his hands slowly tugging on my sweatpants.

“But…“ I stammered. Who the fuck was I kidding? NO ONE. I grabbed his pants and undid them as he slid mine to my knees. He put me on the counter and pulled himself against me. I fumbled with the drawer under my hand, distracted by Andy’s warm, wet lips on my neck and right by my ear. I found the little wrapper and ripped it open. Andy’s lips were on mine as he took the condom from my hands. In an instant his body was right against mine again. Both of his hands grabbed my hips as he pulled himself into me. My hands were clenching the sides of the countertop, I could feel the lack of blood flow to my fingertips. I knew I wasn’t going to be able to keep quiet. “Andyyyy,” I whimpered.

“Don’t. Be quiet,” he growled into my ear.

I could feel the energy building in my chest and I became stiff as a board. Andy clasped one hand over my mouth. It was like my body was vibrating. I grabbed the towel from the counter and moved Andy’s hand so I could bite the towel. Andy had a sheer coat of sweat on his face and arms and I could see by the look in his face it was almost over. I just needed to hang on a few more moments. But then it happened, the perfect button was pushed and I had to bite the towel so hard, but still let out a whimper. Andy stopped moving and we rested against each other, my head on his chest, his arms around my shoulders and head leaning against the top of mine. I let go of the towel and it dropped over our laps. He slowly took a step back and removed the condom, tossing it in the trash bin under the sink.

My legs didn’t want to work, but I slid off the edge, and pulled my sweatpants back on. I retied my ponytail as Andy rezipped his pants and closed his misfits’ belt buckle. I opened the door and had to slowly walk back to the living room. Ashley was resting on the couch with Siren curled into his side. He was wearing the devilish face. I glared at him.

“Damn, only been home five minutes and you already got her pants off, Andy?” he poked.

“No one’s pants came off,” I retorted.

“You’re just jealous,” Andy laughed as we sat on the couch. I put my legs up over his lap, and his arm wrapped around me. “You’re gonna have to dig out your dolls again, Purdy.”

His smile only got bigger, “Who said I’m not getting any?”

My jaw clenched and I growled, “You have the fucking nerve to go and-“

Siren rolled her eyes as she sat up a little more, “Reya, its fine. We can still have sex.”

Andy and I looked at each other in confusion, “What?” Andy asked.

“Oh my God, guys I’m pregnant. I actually feel needier now. It doesn’t hurt anything. The baby is protected and it’s not like I have to worry about getting knocked up now. The doctor said it’s totally fine and healthy. As long as nothing gets out of the ordinary with pain we can do whatever we want. It’s not gonna hurt the little guy or girl. There’s no contact.”

I was pretty confused. But, I didn’t want to know anymore.

“So, quick bathroom sex?” Siren laughed.

I rolled my eyes.

“OH ANDY. ANDY. ANDDYYYY. OHHHH YES YES. OH ANDY. YOU’RE SO-“

“ASHLEY! It wasn’t like that you liar. Shut the fuck up or get out of my god damn house,” I growled. “I was not that loud,” I grumbled.

“You’re pretty loud, Rey,” Siren giggled.

I was getting pissy. “Okay, sorry Andy is so amazing that he makes me unable to control my bodily functions. Sorry that I enjoy sex with my fiancé so much.”

Andy leaned into my ear, “How about they leave and we get some alone time, babe?”

I sighed and nodded my head.

Andy looked over to Ashley and motioned his head toward the door. Ashley looked over at Siren, who yawned. “We should go home, sweetie. I think both of you need a nap,” he said placing a hand on the bump. He pulled her to her feet and they waved as the left.

“Finally,” I mumbled as I turned and pulled Andy’s face into mine. He instantly rotated me over onto my back and climbed over me. The sweet kisses continued where they had to stop earlier. His tongue was dancing with mine as a meow jolted us. He looked over to see Crow sitting patiently on the floor. “I’m still mad at you, you little dick.”

Andy climbed off me and rubbed the cat’s chin. “Are you a little dick?”

“You didn’t see the side of the couch or the kitchen,” I said as I pulled up the pictures on my phone. I handed it over to Andy and watched his face as he went from laughing to a serious look. He stood up and looked around the side of the couch.

“Well, fuck. Looks like I’ll have to call someone to clean the suede.” He leaned over the couch and gave me an upside down, Spiderman kiss. “I’ll take care of the mess in the kitchen. How about dinner?”

I smiled and got up. “If I can walk,” I giggled and slapped his butt as I walked to the stairs. I washed my face and pulled up my hair so I could be comfortable. I saw that the lights had been turned down very low in the foyer. I descended the stairs and noticed the back porch lights were on. I stepped out onto the deck barefoot, finding Andy laying in the hammock with a box of pizza open on the side table next to it.

“Pizza for two?” he smiled. “Come here,” he said with his arms stretched out toward me.

I laid down beside him, reaching for a piece of pizza. “Mmmmm this is good.”

“Yeah, I like cuddles too.”

I couldn’t help but laugh. “I was talking about the pizza but cuddles are good too.”

Andy wrapped his arms around me and gave me squeeze. “So I guess we broke the agreement earlier?”

“Yeah,” I sighed, “I guess we did. It was mutual. I don’t think I could do it again if I wanted.”

Andy laughed, “I understand. I’m pretty tired too. Do you remember when you first came here that weekend to look for an apartment?”

“Oh my god,” I laughed, hiding my face with my hands.

His lips pressed into my temple, “I’m pretty sure from the time we walked into my place we were hooked up all weekend except the few hours we actually were house hunting.”

“Or getting tatted up more.”

“Yeah, or getting inked. That was a great weekend, but I swear, after I dropped you off at the airport I went back to my place and slept for a solid ten hours.”

“I wish I could have done that,” I said with a playful poke to his arm. I rolled over to my side so I could look at him, “I, on the other hand, had to pack up my life and make it make it back here.”

“Still, that weekend was insane.”

“How about…for our honeymoon, we can do whatever you want.”

Andy’s eyebrows raised, “Anything?”

“Anyyyything.” I placed a kiss on his lips, “If you want to spend the entiiiiire honeymoon in a bed somewhere then that’s perfectly fine with me.”

“What if I wanted you to wear a catwoman suit?”

“Hmmm, only if you dressed up as Batman.”

He covered his face with one hand, “Why couldn’t I have found you sooner in life?”

“I ask myself the same question sometimes.”

Notes

Sorry it's been so long guys! It's been a crazy semester with me and I'm finally on a short break! I hope you guys didn't forget about me! I'll hopefully get another chapter up tomorrow and sunday!