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I'm a Loaded Gun (Part 2)

A Mother of a Mess

The warm water was amazing. Andy and I had gotten a bit preoccupied last night. I don't know how long I just soaked in the tub, but my fingers and toes we like shriveled little raisins when I finally coaxed myself to get out of the bath. I took my time getting dressed.

I walked out to the bedroom, an udder disaster zone. Damn, I knew we got carried away, but DAMN. I looked to the floor, picking up my silk night gown. The frayed ends caught my attention. The dress was completely ripped in half. Thanks, Andy, I didn't like love that or anything. I walked back to the bathroom and tossed it in the trash bin. The ext thing to catch my attention was the mess on my nightstand. Our alarm clock was broken on the floor, and some small knick knacks were scattered. Bed sheets were on the floor, in a messy ball on the end of the bed, and basically in every way they aren't supposed to be.

I had to pick up everything and throw away the broken, rearrange the salvaged, and stuff the sheets into the laundry chute to the first floor. I tossed the rest of the clothing we had on the floor down after them. I picked up my phone and texted Siren on my way downstairs.

Hey, wanna come over? girltime?

::You got it, be there in 5 XO

I knew she would be lonely. Plus since she's pregnant, she's really needy and hormonal. I went to the laundry room and stuffed in a load before going to the door to meet Siren. She embraced me in a big hug as she came in the door.

"Hey, Rey! LOOK! I have a bumppppp!"

Sure enough, I looked down to see a tiny bulge in her hips. "Aww, it's cute. Hi, there," I spoke to her bump as I poked her stomach.

"HAHAHA don't do that! I'm still ticklish!" she giggled.

I rolled my eyes and we went to the couch, and I flipped on the TV. "So how's everything?"

Siren's eyes were beaming, "Well! Ashy and I went to the OB/GYN the other day and I'm positive! I'm seven weeks and we decided to not know the sex so it'll be a surprise when this little one gets here!" Her hands wrapped around her little bump.

"I'm so happy for you," I smiled. "So what about the wedding? When are you due?"

"October 10th, so I'll just be really preggers at the wedding. I'll have to find a different dress. We don't want to change the double wedding, and we know that it's a special day for you and Andy. So you'll be there all skinny and twig like and I'll just be the cow next to you!"

"You won't be a cow!" I laughed, "You'll just be pudgy!"

She rolled her eyes. "Did Amy send you the pictures of the ideas she has?"

"OHHH YEAH!" I jumped up and grabbed my laptop, pulling up the large file Amy had sent me with the ideas for the cakes, decorations, tables, and invitations.

"So cute! I absolutely LOVE those little flowers and oh my god she's amazing. I love the whole look and everything!" She glanced down at her phone.

"Is Ash texting you?"

Her whole face turned crimson red, "Yeah, he's like become a magnet to me, not like we weren't already around each other, but like he never leaves my side every since I told him I was pregnant. He's like to protective and like whenever I try to eat something he gets all concerned over if it's okay for a pregnant woman to eat it or if there is a better alternative for the baby. He was asking all these questions during the appointment and it was so cute though, Rey! He's never been like this and the thought of Ashy as a daddy is seriously the cutest thing ever. He already bought baby clothes and we are going next weekend to buy baby furniture!"

"Wow, that sounds...stressful," I laughed. Honestly, I'm glad I'm not in that position right now. I have no idea how the hell I'd be able to do all of that. I can barely take care of my cats, let alone a helpless human baby. "You'll be a great mother."

"I hope so, and you'll be the best Godmother!"

What? God mother? "Are you serious?" I asked.

"Of course! Who else silly?!" she hugged me. "And the best part is that Ashy wants Andy to be his or her God father. It'll be so cute and perfect!"

I facepalmed, "You do realize that Andy's going to take that way too far right? Haha he'll be holding the little one and be like 'I am you're father- you're Godfather," or I'll be trying to make dinner or something and make a terrible movie reference other than that."

"It'll be funny!" she giggled. Just then her stomach let out the mother of all rumbles. "Oh, someone's a little hungry I think!"

"I'll go put on a different shirt and we can go get Panera," I offered.

"PLEASE!" she jumped up with her keys, "Meet you in the car!"

Oh, Siren, this is going to be one hell of a ride. But, I don't think anyone could make as amazing of a mother as she will be. She's the most caring, compassionate person I know. I can already see this perfect angel faced child in her arms and the exuberant smile on her face as she beams at Ashley. Even in our wedding, she will be this glorious statue of motherhood in her white dress right beside me as we say our vows to the men we love wholeheartedly.

Notes

More coming soon :)

Comments

Nice to see you back again sister keep it coming xx

loulvsya loulvsya
3/3/15

What. The fuck. Was that? WHAT WAS IT TELL ME OH MY GOD.
grr.

txke-me-dxncing txke-me-dxncing
1/27/15

Love it!

x-Katywa-BVB-x x-Katywa-BVB-x
12/31/14

Oh God that's awesome so evil but so funny

bvbchick99 bvbchick99
12/22/14

Omg thats awesome of Reya. He deserves it from not respecting their agreement lol!