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Intergalactic Prison - Comments, page 10

"hello, excuse me-"
*cumshot*

Seriously, I absolutely LOVE how absurd this story is. I guess me not being able to imagine how things could get any more weird is just lack of imagination. Which is a problem you clearly don't have. Stay weird, the masses need that. <3

Maladaptive Maladaptive
9/28/16

@smutty pariah
Ok, fair enough. Andy's hair is always on point. But mine isn't. I need all the help I can get to look at least slightly decent.

Maladaptive Maladaptive
9/20/16

@Maladaptive
Is Andy's hair ever not on point? What are you insinuating, woman? ;3

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
9/19/16

@smutty pariah

Let me put it this way: I understand what Kama’s intentions are regarding the hair products. However, I am completely unable to feel attracted by someone with busted hair. Also, I could never feel happy and in the mood for anything unless my own hair is absolutely on point. That’s why I stand by my question.

Maladaptive Maladaptive
9/19/16

@Maladaptive

I honestly couldn't say. I think it's trying to get them to focus on things other than their hair. However, it's not a mean program at heart. I don't think it would start off with a really sub-par formula, do you? ;3

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
9/19/16

@smutty pariah
I don't mind using it twice, I just wanna know if it'll make my hair look fabulous.

Maladaptive Maladaptive
9/19/16

@Maladaptive

i think Kama's goal is that, eventually, you have to use it twice because your hair got all sweaty. *snicker*

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
9/19/16

I know the shampoo and conditioner are meant to add pheromones to the whole situation, but what I want to know is: ARE THEY GOOD FOR THE HAIR THOUGH? Will my hair become silky, soft, bouncy and shiny like I see on commercials??

Maladaptive Maladaptive
9/19/16

@Maladaptive
I feel kind of like an evil dickhead writing this story. If it didn't have such clever plot twists and shit I might give up. Oh, woe is me, a slave to my insufferably gargantuan genius! It's so cruel! ;3

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
9/16/16

About this chapter: Send help.

Maladaptive Maladaptive
9/16/16

@just_another_outcast

Awesome! I have yet to see the new movies, but I've seen a lot of the original series, the next generation, and deep space nine. I've seen a few of the older movies and the next generation movies. <3 Spock!

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
9/13/16

@smutty pariah
I saw the 2009 film first, then all of the original movies. After that I saw Into Darkness, and I've seen Beyond three times this summer lol. I'm currently binge watching the original series on Netflix, and I love it, despite how bizarre it can be lol.

@just_another_outcast


What's your favorite series? Or are you more a fan of the new films?

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
9/9/16

@smutty pariah
Oh I've always loved Star Wars too! I've just become really obsessed with Star Trek this summer

@just_another_outcast

I go both ways when it comes to the battle of the stars, so to speak. ;3

LL&P

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
9/7/16

Oh my gosh I'm Star Trek trash so I appreciate the gif usage

@Maladaptive
Haha! ;3

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
8/27/16

Damn, Kama just took being extra to a whole new level.

Maladaptive Maladaptive
8/26/16

@StarlettaLoves
Thanks man! I feel bad for it: it's so excited!

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
8/25/16

Your stories are so amazing! I can't wait for another update on this! Also, Kama can not chill. Lol XD

StarlettaLoves StarlettaLoves
8/25/16