Those Fucking Fanfic Moments 2

Mmm guuuurl, am I feeling hateful tonight!

Too often am I repulsed by the amount of shit stories that have "omg this iz so gud" commented on them! For too long have I wanted to gouge my eyes out from looking at the same generic emo kids! Too many times have I given myself concussions from beating my head into a stack of bricks to understand that language you call "english" that you speak!

Let's get real.

I don't think half the people here who utilize self harm in their stories even understand it. Those same people clearly don't understand mental disorders. I doubt 99% of the people on this site have even tried the drugs or had the hangovers they write about (by the way, hydros aren't worth your time). If the Black Veil Brides saved your life, you're a self proclaimed emo, and your favourite song is In the End or Mortician's Daughter then you're not original so shut the fuck up. Don't bother with the copywright on your story because the only pile of shit that is worth stealing is Harry Potter ((teenagers + magic) • plot holes= CHA CHING!). Why bother convincing me that your Sky is different when I've read the exact same story under 20 different titles by 20 different authors? Hot Topic is trash so stop acting like Sky's so cool because she shops there (any name brand store that's not VS is shit. VS is an exception because I like titty support). Learn the God damned difference between a whack for talking back versus having your parent straight up beat the shit out of you. Why the fuck is Sky always crying all the time? Is it because she's a dumb ass looking for attention and pity or is it because she doesn't have a fucking skin? And no, I don't give a shit about your 4929156 author's notes as chapters; leave that shit at the bottom of the chapter and just leave it at a "sorry, I've had some shit going on <3"

This is the shit that gets the most views on this site. Don't believe me? Scroll through the pages. I'll prove my point (if you don't believe me) at a later date.

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