Jake's Badass Army
Just beyond the end of the live fire exercise range he saw a lone soldier in the top branches of an oak tree, hanging from his legs upside down with the shiny red laser focus lighting up Sgt Fuentes' forehead. Pitts couldn’t help himself and started laughing. He poked the light on Fuentes’ forehead and took off running as fast as he could in the direction of the oak.
Without having to think first, Private Coma tucked into a somersault and landed in the dead grass with a thud, facing the charging bull that was Sgt Pitts and holding his gun in the air above his head to show surrender. “Get the fuck back in formation soldier” Was all he had to say to get the guy’s attention. No threats of a write-up, no questions about where his helmet was, just a silent walk of shame back to the starting point with his hands in the air to show surrender and guilt while Pitts held his confiscated paintball gun at his side.
Where the hell did the guy get a paintball gun with a high powered sight like that? Sgt Pitts might actually have his work cut out for him with these boys.
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