Abbie and I ate breakfast together and she told me she had work at the library. I smiled at her. "Okay but I'm coming with you." I said. She shook her head smiling. "You'll get me in trouble...."she trailed off i assumed imagining all of the trouble I could cause. I laughed and touched her hand. "If you're about to get in trouble, you don't know me. I'm just a stranger." I told her. She thought about it for a long minute. "Alright you can come with me but there are some rules. First, you walk in a few minutes after me. Second, don't break anything. Third, Don't talk to me like you know me, I don't wear a name tag so don't just randomly say my name if you didn't ask for it. Lastly, don't be a stalker." she said tapping her finger against the table for emphasis. I laughed to myself. "First, I was already thinking that. Second, do people count? Third, wouldn't dream of it. Last, am I that creepy?" I responded. Abbie thought about what I said before answering, "People count but there is always an exception. just don't be stupid and yes, Andy you can be just slightly creepy enough for my manager to want to send security for you." She explained. I nodded. "Deal." I said spitting into my palm and holding it out for her to shake she spit in her own palm and we shook on it. "Deal" she said.

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The library in the morning was bustling with students trying to get homework done before class started. I stole sticker from the circulation desk and walked around putting them on students papers and I even put one on a sleeping kid's forehead. I sat in the chair opposite him until he woke up. I tried so hard not to laugh. He looked so confused as to how and/or why a gold star sticker ended up on his forehead. He never once looked at me which made me want to laugh even more so I got up and walked around a bit.

I staked books as high as I could and carried them to the front desk where Abbie was. I placed the stack as tall as me on the counter staying behind it. "I'd like to check these out." I said peeking around the stack. Some of the ladies were giggling. I assumed it was how old women made fun of girls. I pointed at them and made a face at Abbie which got her to smile. "We have a 25 book limit." she said. "Well there is definitely 25 books here." I said. She shook her head. "That means you can't take out more than 25 books, sir." she scolded. I shook my head and acted like I was nervous/flustered "But I need all of them I have a paper due in a month and I need to get started... please!" I said Abbie just shook her head. "Sorry." she apologized. I started to pretend hyperventilate until face was hot. Then I straightened my posture and knocked the books over sending them flying.

I stalked off toward the nonfiction section. I had saw a few fake pot plants over there where people were studying. I did a little dance to show anyone watching me I needed to pee. Which I did but not as badly as I made it seem. I found a pot plant by a table of bitchy girls who had been making fun of Abbie because of what I did. I unzipped my pants and peed in the fake plant right next to them. I made sure to shake a drop on the head bitch.

The girls ran screaming to the front desk telling them what they had witnessed. the one girl was crying saying I peed all over her. I looked at Abbie who was holding her stomach trying not to make more of a scene by laugh/crying. I snickered and went in the elevator I had to hide so they couldn't kick me out. I went up to the stacks where they kept really old books. I found a far corner and sat down. I needed to lay low for a bit.

Notes

Let me know what you think? what should Andy do next in pt 2?