[CC's POV]

I grabbed Ash's phone off the floor and caught a glance of the screen. My blood is boiling. How the fuck could he? She's just... He's such a ….
"FUCK YOU BUDDY!" I yelled as I punched him in the face and walked off.

[Jessa's POV]

Oh shit, whatever that was for had to be monstrous for CC to get that mad. I let everyone else take care of Ashley and went to CC. I found him in his room and knocked softly.

"Want to tell me what the hell was that about CeeCees Pieces?" I asked as I plopped onto his bed next to him.

He didn't utter a word and handed me Ashley's phone. I scanned through the page he was on.

"Rat bastard was signing up for POF when he dropped it." CC seethed.

"What the fuck?! I thought he and Riles were happy. Guess old habits die hard." I hissed.

"How could he though? He never shuts up about how much he loves her. Can I hit him again?"

"Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" I said throwing the phone in to CC's hamper.

We stayed in his room for an eternity. People were starting to go to bed. I sighed. "I'd know those snores anywhere. Riley is out cold. Shall we go talk to your bassist?"

"Can I hit him again?"

I we to grab the phone from the hamper and CC stopped me. "You might not want to reach in there."

I yanked my hand back like something bit me, "Ew, way more than I want to think about right now, And no hitting until we get his storyout of him."

[Andy's POV]

CC and Jessa finally came down stairs looking livid and staring at Ashley. Jess launched what looked like Ashley's phone at his unsuspecting, and very swollen, face.

"Mind telling me what the everloving fuck this is about Purdy? What is wrong with you? What are you thinking?" CC asked while visibly holding himself back from decking Ashley again.

"It's not what you think guys." Ash stammered around his ice pack.

"Well Lucy, you got some splainin to do." Jake said tryingto lighten the mood a little and failing.

"I was trying to sign CC up for POF under a fake name." He shifted his ice and paused a second, "It was an idea Andy and I talked about and it seemed like a good idea. I just want you to be as happy as I am man."

"I don't remember talking about that at all Ash." I confessed while ruffling my hair and thinking hard.

CC made a quick lunge at Ash, luckily Jinxx and Jake caught him. "Damn you're a fast fucker." Jake shook his head.

"Keep talking or I make my brother and fiance turn him loose." Jess snarled.

"Andy and I were drinking a few nights ago and the idea flew out of my mouth. Andy agreed that it sounded like a good idea. I was bored and thought it'd be a good idea to just do it."

Jess stared him down for a minute, and I have to say, it's the scariest thing I've seen.

"I honestly don't remember much of anything about the last time I was drinking with him. I remember sitting down with him and having a cigarette or three, I remember pouring a few drinks, I remember breaking my tumbler by dropping it as I tripped up the step..."

"You laid there for an half an hour laughing and singing fuck money, give mebitches. I think I recorded it, look in my phone." Ash passed his phone to me.

[Jessa's POV]

I watched Andy scroll through the phone for a few minutes. The tiny voice in the back of my mind is hoping Ash is telling the truth. Although CC kicking his ass would be funny as hell.

"Here's a video." He hit play and turned up the volume.

Sure enough there was Andy laying in the floor declaring himself Captain Clumsy and singing So Lonesome I Could Cry. I gave Ash a look that would melt his soul, then Andy's voice stopped for a second before starting to try and rap.

"BIGGIE WAS WRONG! FUCK MONEY, GIVE ME BITCHES! I DON'T CARE IF I NEED STITCHES! FUCK MONEY, GIVE ME BITCHES!"

I tried really hard not to giggle and keep my game face.

"That is clearly some of your best work man." Jake laughed as the video played.

"DUDE, we should sign me and CC up for a dating thing. Not like me and CC dating. Too much fic about me and you, don't need that too." Andy laughed and lit a cigarette.

"I got it. Make two separate accounts for you and CC... Not a bad idea, when we're sober." Ashley agreed.

"CAUSE I'M SO LONESOME I COULD CRY!" Andy started singing again.

The guys let CC go and he looked to the floor. "Sorry for rearranging your face." He mumbled.

"You know you guys could have just asked me. I was sitting in the kitchen sketching out some ideas when I heard Andy and Ash talking." Riley said walking in the room.

"Sorry Riles, I was trying to protect you." I confessed and went to hug her.

"I know Jess. What else are sisters for?" She said letting go.

I looked to Ashley "I'm sorry Ash. I just don't want my best friend hurt like that and shouldn't have jumped to that conclusion, regardless of your past relationships. Are we still good?"

"Yeah, just remind me to not piss CC off again." He leaned back with a groan.

"I'll get you more ice and something for your pain." I said quietly leaving the room.
Jeremy followed me into the kitchen to help me.

"Babe... I fucked up, didn't I?" I sighed.

"No, you were trying to keep your friend from being heartbroken. Ash will understand." He kissed my head.

"I feel like kicked a tiny kitten."

"Ash is far from a kitten babe. He can handle hurt feelings and bloody nose."

I broke away from his arms a little and looked up to him. "I hope he forgives me."

I went back into the other room and handed Ashley a bottle of Tylenol and Dr Pepper. "I can't find the other ice pack, so I brought you a bag of frozen peas. I am so sorry Ashley. I feel dreadful about it all. I'm such an ass."

"What Jess said." CC chimed in.

"It's okay, I'll live guys. I just need to go lay down." He half hugged me when he passed by on the way to his room.

[Jake's POV]

"Now that this fiasco is done, I'm going to go finish my movie." I shouted from down the hall.
As I walked I felt a sharp pain in my shoulder. Looking over at my bandages I was a splotch of red expanding. "Great."

I stopped in my bathroom and grabbed one of my meds and some stuff to try and stop the blood. After ten minutes of fighting it, I gave up and grabbed my phone and shot Billie a message.

J: Hey, you busy?

B: You got lucky and caught me on a short break. Miss me already?

J: Incredibly.

B:I'm sorry. I miss you too. How are you feeling?

J: I hurt, bad. I did something and my shoulder is on fire and I'm bleeding.

B: OMG JAKE, WHAT HAPPENED? ARE YOU OKAY?

J: I kept my sister and CC from killing Ashley. I may had popped a stitch or two. I know it's not Thursday, but would you mind coming over to fix me up and watching some movies?

B: I left work early. Send me your address and I'll be there asap.

I sent Billie the address then looked around my black hole of a room. I have to get this shit picked up somehow before she gets here. Jessa would help, but freak out if she saw me bloody. No time to worry about that.

"Jess, I need your help!"

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