I woke up to an empty bed and shouting.
“Am I really supposed to believe that nothing happened last night?” Jinxx yelled.
“Ash had girl-“ CC tried to explain.
“If something did happen and her brother found out! I was put in charge!” He yelled again. I walked out of the room. If looks could kill CC would have disintegrated by now.
“Guys shut the fuck up!” I yelled, “Nothing fucking happened! Ash had plenty of girls in our room and everyone else was fucking passed out in here!” They stood there and stared at me.
“I guess that clears things up…” Matt said opening up his eyes. I don’t understand how everyone else could still be asleep.
“Minnie Mouse, we thought you were asleep!” CC yelled running over to me.
“Well Mickey the bickering woke me up!” He lifted me up and spun me around. Jinxx lightened up.
“I hope you know, Jinxx, nothing can happen between them since she is still 17…” Ashley said walking in. His boxers were hastily pulled on.
“Oh yeah… When is your birthday?” Jinxx asked me.
“Valentines day…” I said bluntly.
“Will you be my valentine?” CC asked me with a five-year-old voice.
“Of course!” I said looking up at him. He leaned down and kissed me.
“Not what I wanted to wake up to in the morning!” I heard Jake yell. CC just pulled me closer and smirked.
“Get a fucking room!” Andy yelled as he threw a pillow at us.
“It’s getting steamy in here!” Ashley yelled. CC punched him without breaking the kiss.
“Okay guys I think you made your point!” Matt yelled. We stopped kissing. Ashley looked genuinely interested in the kiss.
“Ashley you are a fucking pervert!” I yelled as I punched him.
“That was the hottest thing that I have seen since we started this tour…” He tried to back himself up. It hit me, I wasn’t going to be home for Christmas or New Years. In 2 days it would be Christmas, and in 6 it would be New Years.
“So who wants pancakes?” Matt asked changing the conversation. We all yelled our “Me!” and ran to get ready. I threw on a bathing suit and shorts and a shirt. I walked to the living area waiting for everyone. How could guys take much more time than girls to get ready? It’s unnatural! I heard Dora coming from CC’s room. I opened the door, and there was CC sitting on the bed in his boxers replying to Dora.
“You just took weirdness to a whole different extreme…” Jake said walking out of the bathroom staring at CC.
“I love how everyone is ready, but we are all waiting for CC to quit watching Dora…” I chimed in. CC stood up and walked over to me.
“Hola! Me llamo CC!” Was all he said before going to change.
“I guess Dora does teach you Spanish…” Jake said shocked. We walked out of the room and waited for CC. Everyone left us, they went to the buffet. CC grabbed my sides and I jumped.
“GOT YOU!” He yelled. I chased him to the elevator. He pinned me down and started tickling me.
“NO FAIR!” I half laughed/half yelled. He picked me up and carried me into the elevator.
“If you guys start making out I’m going to pretend like I don’t know you…” Jake said. We did exactly that, I bet it was really awkward for him. The elevator dinged.
“Well hello!” I heard Ashley say when the doors opened. We ran out to grab plates of food. I took the Mickey mouse shaped m&m pancakes, and bacon. CC took the same thing and we sat down. Andy came over with his pile of bacon.
“So what was all of the commotion this morning? Was Jinxx acting like a father again…” Andy questioned handing me some bacon.
“Wait, Andy gave Jay bacon? Is he sick or something?” Jake asked sitting down. People were staring at us because we looked like we were from The Walking Dead.
“No, Andy’s not sick…” Andy said in third person, “He got extra bacon for Jay because he knew she would want more and he didn’t want her to get up because he wanted to know what happened this morning!” We all tilted our heads. Well everyone except for Ashley, he was being gawked at by college girls.
“What happened was this: Ashley was with about five girls in their room, and everyone was passed out in the living area. Jay slept with me in my room. I woke up and Jinxx was mad accusing me of… well… and then I tried to explain. Jinxx went all ape shit father mode on me because he was put in charge of Jay. Jay woke up because she heard us yelling. So she yelled at us using the word fuck about 3 times in two sentences!” CC explained.
“Good job! Fuck is my favorite word!” Andy said proudly.
“Practice safe food, always use a condiment!” Ashley said handing me the syrup.
“Only you Ash, only you…” Jinxx shook his head. CC took my fork and knife and started feeding me the way you would feed a baby, that included airplane noises.
“So we’re going to Raging waters today right?” Matt asked when we were done eating.
“Yup!” CC yelled. I love water parks! We got up and ran to the bus, we almost missed it.
“Ah… hot girls in bikinis, life couldn’t get any better!” Ash said sitting next to me and CC.
“What if the park was on the playboy mansion?” Matt asked as he turned around to face us.
“Well then you would never see me again, I’d be in heaven… girls…” He answered. I couldn’t refrain from laughing. We got off the bus and I was instantly dragged by CC to the lockers. We took off everything but our bathing suits and headed out to the first water slide we saw. It was the Bermuda triangle. The line was short so we didn’t bother with cutting it.
“Mommy, what are those pictures on the people in front of us?” A little girl asked.
“Sweetie pie, they liked pictures so they drew them on themselves and they can’t go away…” The mom tried to explain. The little girl’s mouth shaped into an “o” and the mom apologized.
“No it’s fine! I wish I was able to cover up the bad ones for you…” CC apologized back. We got into the slide and raced down. Next we went on Dragon’s Den. This time CC pulled out the ID that could be used anywhere, I pulled out mine also, and we skipped the line. We ran over to Neptune’s Fury and bumped into Matt and Andy.
“Can we share a raft?” Matt begged.
“Of course! Also if you are with Andy, Jinxx is with Jake, and I’m with CC where’s Ashley?” I responded.
“He said something about the wave pool…”Andy replied, “What rides did you guys go on so far?”
“Dragon’s Den and The Bermuda triangle.” CC answered. We all climbed into the raft and screamed our heads off. After this ride CC dragged me for lunch. We went to the Beach Bum BBQ. We had ribs and pulled pork. We walked around for a little bit going into shops and playing ping-pong.
“More rides?” CC asked me. I nodded and it was off to the Tunnel of Terror. After words we went and got matching henna tattoos, it was our nicknames for each other. Mickey was written on my upper arm and Minnie was on CC’s. When it was time to meet up with the guys CC threw me onto his back piggyback style. He ran to the locker room and while we waited for the guys we got dressed.
“Are those real?” Andy asked pointing to our arms.
“They’re henna!” I said, Jinxx had a relieved look on his face. We ran to the bus and headed back to the hotel. Ashley had 5 girls with him. I heard my phone start to ring.
“Hiya!” I yelled.
“Justine!” I heard Niki yell, “Long time no talking…”
“I know, but there’s only 23 more days!” I said and then I got sad. The guys were like the perfect family.
“I know you don’t want to leave… Also on that note what’s going on with CC?” She asked me.
“CC is the funniest most awesome boyfriend that I ever had!” I made sure he was listening. His face lit up.
“Woah! Back it up! Boyfriend?” She yelled.
“Yup!” I said.
“I told you so! I totally called it!” I heard Jagger yell in the background.
“I miss you guys!” I said. CC sat down on my lap.
“Hi Niki!” He yelled.
‘Hi CC aka the boyfriend…” Niki yelled back.
“Hey… Niki can I speak to them for a moment?” I heard Blade ask. I heard movement and then my brother again.
“Justine! I miss you so much!”
“I miss you too Blade!” I said back.
“So Christian’s your boyfriend now?” He asked. I gave him the update about my relationship with CC.
“So no, he hasn’t raped me yet…” I said as we walked into the hotel.
“Can I talk to him please sissy?” He asked. I know what was coming, the man-to-man talk.
“If you ever hurt my sister I will hunt you down. You can run all you want, but I will find you and I will make your life a living hell starting with chopping off your dick…” I heard Blade say through the phone, all eyes were on CC. He was terrified. I took the phone from his hands.
“Thank you Blade for scaring everyone one to death, CC is frozen in fear!”
“You are very welcome! Have fun!” He said before hanging up.
“Your brother gets the award for being the fucking scariest person I’ve ever spoken to over the phone…” I walked over and hugged him.
“Sorry, he’s very protective of his little sissy. He loves me too much!”
“I love you too!” CC said bending over and kissing me.
“Guys we’re ordering in pizza tonight!” Matt yelled as we climbed into the elevator. We all ran into our rooms Ashley had the girls in tow so I walked into the living area. I heard the moans coming from the room.
“Can we please do something about that?” Jinxx asked sitting next to me. Andy walked to the speakers and turned up the volume. The Legacy was playing.
“Self-Centered much?” I asked him.
“You like our music also!” He yelled in defense. Jake ordered about 20 boxes of pizza, one pie for each person except for Ashley. That left 16 pies for him… I stood up and put my phone into the stereo dock. Motley Crue was on.
“Girls, girls, girls!” Andy shouted.
“Long legs and burgundy lips!” Matt yelled back. We were all having fun and then the pizzas arrived.
“Mine! All mine!” Jake yelled cradling his 16 pizza pies. Jake finished more than half of his pies by the time I was on my third slice.
“What the fuck dude?” Jinxx yelled.
“PIZZA!” Jake yelled his mouth filled with bread, tomato sauce, and cheese. I put the rest of my pizza into the refrigerator.
“Andy can we watch Batman?” I asked.
“Fuck yes!” He yelled and grabbed his box set putting in the first movie. Jake moved his pizza into his room and locked everyone out, so CC had no choice but to watch it with us. Jinxx decided he was going to go to sleep. We stayed up until 3am quoting the movie, we watched 3 of them. CC was already sleeping and I was nodding off. Andy turned off the TV and walked into his room. I fell asleep on CC’s shoulder.