Dumbest Fanfiction Moments

Okay when people type like this:

today i went to starbucks with cc

Or this:

Today I Went To StarBucks With CC

Like what no, this is NOT P!ATD!

Calm down
Or when people write like this:

"OH MY GOD" I screamed, I just saw my favorite band!! "CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!!!"

No
Stop
Just please no more
You are literally killing me with your stupidity

Notes

So yeah another rant
I so very much hope you enjoyed
Please please please send in topics!
Could always use the ideas to FUEL MY RANTING ANGER
RAHHH
Yup!
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Have a frantastic day!
Bye!