The Weirdest Warped Tour Yet

"Hey, uh, princess Celestia, if I'm correct, another band just arrived," princess Cadence announced nervously.
"Ooh, really?!" Celestia, gasped, galloping over to her. "Who is it, who is it, who is it?!"
"Um, I don't know, something about standing still people," Cadence responded, still shocked to see this new side of Celestia opening up.
"MOTIONLESS IN WHITE!!!!!" The princess screeched with joy before remembering that she wasn't supposed to do things like that. "Yes, well, they'll need someone to guide them around. Would you mind doing that, Cadence?" Yes, I would mind. No, no, no, no, NO, this is not happening, Cadence thought to herself. This was the absolute last thing she wanted. Still, there was no choice. She gritted her teeth and plastered a phony smile on her face.
"I'd love to."

-With MIW-

"So you guys are the standing still people?" Cadence asked awkwardly when she approached the band. One of them had three silver metal things pierced through his lower lip, all were covered in tattoos, and that scared her.
"Yeah, we're the standing still people," another laughed.
"Ok, so just follow me over to where you'll be setting up," she told them, not wanting to show her fear or speak to them any longer than she had to. Meanwhile, Chris was busy daydreaming about Ricky. He had tried to surpress a grin when Ricky laughed as the pink pony had labeled them as 'the standing still people', the guy was just so adorable. Everything about him was perfect, when Ricky smiled, Chris's heart smiled, too. The way his face just lit up sometimes, like a kid on Christmas morning, could turn a bad day into a good one. Chris was head over heels in love with Ricky, but the bandmate never seemed to notice anything. Chris moped internally; he believed he was the last thing on the guitarist's mind. Little did he know, he was all he thought about. Ricky had been hoping Chris might at least crack a smile at his comment, but there was no such luck. He sighed out loud at this without meaning to, there was nothing he could possibly do to win over the heart of the one he loved. The two secret admirers continued to mourn for what they couldn't have but didn't know was already theirs.

-BVB-

Andy wandered around the pink-dominated town aimlessly, trying to stop thinking about Ashley. He sat down on a park bench in defeat, there was no escaping his emotions. It wasn't long before a small, pale unicorn with soft, pink and purple curly main came trotting over.
"What's wrong? You look sad," she said sympathetically. He sighed.
"You wouldn't understand, and besides, I can't tell anyone." She sat down next to him.
"What's your name?"
"Andy."
"Hello, Andy, I'm Sweetiebell. I promise I won't tell anyone your secret. Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. I can help you out, if you want," she offered. Andy felt the truth rising up at the back of his throat, he was filled with the sudden desire to blurt it all out to someone willing to listen.
"It's just that-" He bit his tongue, tears welling in his eyes. He didn't have the strength to say it out loud, to admit it and make it even more true.
"Hey, don't cry," the pony comforted him with concern. "I'll help you out. Maybe if I can help you, I'll get my cutie mark!" She exclaimed. Andy looked confused. "Nevermind," she settled with. "But you can trust me." What the hell, what do I have to lose? Andy thought to himself.
"I'm in love with someone who will never love me back."
"Oh. Who is it, who is it, tell me, tell me, tell me! I mean, uh, how can I help solve this?"
"That's the thing, you can't make someone fall in love with you." She jumped up in excitement.
"Yes, you can! Zecora could make a potion, Twilight could cast a spell, there are lots of ways!" Andy shook his head.
"No, it needs to be real. I would hate to charm his heart to love me when he doesn't." Andy regretted the words as soon as they were out, he had let slip that his crush was male. He bit his lip, hoping the young philly hadn't noticed. All of a sudden, he glanced up the road and saw Ashley coming closer. He stood up quickly.
"Come on," he hissed to the pony, dashing behind a colorful building.
"What is it?" She whispered.
"That's him, walking towards us."
"Well don't just stand here, tell him how you feel!"
"I-I can't."
"Don't be silly, of course you can!"
"No, I can't!"
"Why not?"
"Because he's straight and might think it's gross or kick me out of the band or something."
"What's being straight mean? And I'm sure he would never do that if he were your friend. Besides, love is beautiful."
"Being straight is when a guy is attracted to girls or a girl is attracted to guys. He's straight, meaning he doesn't like other people of the same gender in that way."
"Why does gender matter in love?" Andy paused.
"It shouldn't, but it would be much easier for me to tell him if he were a girl."
"What if he likes you and thinks the same thing so you both go your whole lives without each other, hmm?" Andy's heart skipped a beat at the thought he had never conjured up. Now came a major part of the truth.
"I'm not brave enough to take that risk."
"Well, I am. Come on, I'm getting my friends and we're going to set you two up," the unicorn declared in determination. Andy was a little scared and relieved at the same time. This would either go perfectly or horribly wrong.

Notes

Hey guys, hoped everyone likes the story so far and everything! As promised, here is more shipping. I have most of the next chapter planned out, but might ask for ideas and opinions later on. And here's a quick funny story about the 'standing still people' thing, so I was playing Abigail by Motionless in White out loud with my mom and my little sister (who this crossover was written for) in the room.
Me: Who can guess the band?
Mom: *guesses every band except MIW*
Sister: *guesses every band except MIW*
Me: Do you give up?
Sister: WAIT, NO, I KNOW IT!!!!!!! IT'S THE STANDING STILL PEOPLE!!!!!
Me: *laughs* Correct, Motionless in White

So now my mom and little sister call MIW "the standing still people"