The Weirdest Warped Tour Yet

Amy never expected that she'd wake up on a tour bus for warped tour and instead find herself in equestria, the land of the ponies. For some reason she couldn't explain, she believed it, however. Of course, this was the doing of Celestia's spell, but no human knew that. So here the band of Evanescence was, following a purple alicorn named Twilight, who was apparently a princess, to where they were to set up for their show. Now that she thought about it, none of them even knew how many songs they were supposed to play.
"Hey, uh, Twilight, how many songs are we playing?"
"Three, I believe," Twilight responded.
"Only three?" Terry asked, surprised.
"That's what Celestia said. We need time for everyone, there won't be multiple concerts going on at once. That would be too loud, things would collide because nothing is that far away. But each band still has their own area." Tim shrugged.
"Whatever floats your boat."
After all of the bands were set up, the members were told their show times, and they could hang out and stroll around town until they were up. CC decided to go find Bring Me the Horizon, not only because he thought that their music was great, but because he thought the singer, Oliver Sykes, was cute. He'd admit it now, he broke up with Lauren not only because things weren't working out, but also because he just wasn't into girls. Then, he ran into Lee, one of the band members of BMTH.
"Oh, hello, Lee. You might not know me, but I'm CC from Black Veil Brides. I'm a big fan of Bring Me the Horizon," he introduced himself.
"Oh wow, that's kind of funny, I love BVB, too! Crazy stuff going on, right?"
"Yeah. Hey, by the way, do you know where Oliver is?"
"I think he went to go check out the creepy forest or whatever. I've got to get going, but I'll see you around!"
"Bye." So, the creepy forest, CC thought to himself. Better ask some pony where that was. He wandered over to a pink pony with extremely fluffy hair.
"Hey, uh-" she turned around at the sound of an unfamiliar voice.
"Oh, hello there! You must be new here! My name is Pinkie Pie, and this is my pet alligator, Gummy. Welcome to Ponyville!"
"Holy sh*t, is that alligator real?!"
"Yup. Do you wanna hold him?"
"F**k no, he's gonna rip my face off!"
"Ok then. Wait, what does 'f**k' mean?" CC covered his mouth with his hand. Whoops, didn't mean to drop an F bomb around a pink pony who seemed to bounce every time she stepped.
"Uhh, nothing, forget I said it. Hey, do you know where the creepy forest is?"
"You mean the Everfree forest, and yup, I can take you to Zecora."
"Who's Zecora?"
"You'll see," she responded, leading him away. Holy sh*t, she really did bounce wherever she went. CC wondered if this was what he was like after he just had a Monster energy drink or was drunk. Finally, there were in the forest and standing outside of some cottage.
"ZECORA, WHERE THE F**K YOU AT, GURL?!" Pinkie Pie screamed.
"Hey, I told you not to repeat that word!" CC scolded, and she giggled.
"Sorry, but it's just so fun to say. F**k. F**k f**k f**k." CC groaned. What had he done?
"It's a bad word, a dirty word that you shouldn't ever say, ok?"
"Then why the f**k did you say it?"
"I shouldn't have, and why the f**k are you still saying it?"
"It's catchy." They walked farther into the forest, laughing about stupid things like that, along with the F word, which Pinkie Pie swore she did not hear from CC. At last, they ran into Oli. Oh god, CC thought when they saw him. He stopped laughing, stopped walking, stopped breathing when he saw him. His heart stopped. Oli was cute in pictures, but seeing him in person, he was breath taking.
"Oh, hello there," he greeted them. Holy sh*t the guy had a British accent. I think I'm in love, CC thought to himself.
"Uh, hi," he responded, and Pinkie Pie, sensing that there was something between the two band members, announced that she was leaving. CC approached Oli, then, who was sitting on a log.
"You might not know me, but I know you," he said sitting down next to him before laughing. "Wow, that sounded creepy. I'm CC from Black Veil Brides." Oli knew. He knew everything about CC, even though this was his first time meeting him. He had a crush on the drummer, despite never seeing him in person.
"I know, you're the drummer. I'm actually a big fan of Black Veil Brides, I know loads about you and the band. Oh god, now I sound like the stalker!" Stupid, stupid, stupid, Oli cursed himself. Keep your cool, don't make it obvious to him that you're gay, he reminded himself. Thankfully for him, CC laughed it off. Even his laugh was attractive.
"That's fine if we both stalk each other. Whoops, that came out wrong, sorry." CC was panicking on the inside. He wasn't good at things like socializing! Let alone when it was with his crush.
"It's fine. Bring Me the Horizon and Black Veil Brides should tour together sometime," he suggested, and CC agreed. After a long period of somewhat awkward silence, CC said
"I like your hair."
"Are you trying to flirt with me?"
"Maybe," he admitted. "But I'm really bad at it, so I don't even know what I'm doing."
"Yeah, I suck at it, too. I stalk you and your band because I like you, even though this is my first time meeting you for real."
"What do you mean for real? Do you meet me in your imagination?"
"Something like that. I talk to my poster of you, does that count?"
"I don't know. Wow, we're really awkward people, aren't we?"
"Yeah." They both found themselves leaning in closer, closer, and just as their eyes fluttered closed but before their lips could meet, there was a high pitched voice that pulled them apart.
"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" Pinkie Pie chanted from the bushes were she was hiding. The two pulled apart, embarrassed.
"What the f**k are you still doing here?!" CC exclaimed.
"Watching you and your boyfriend make out."
"He's not my-well, we'll talk about that later, Oli-but I thought you were leaving!"
"I was, and then I thought it would be more entertaining to stay and watch."
"Ugh, whatever, I have to get going for the show, anyway. We're on after Three Days Grace. Goodbye to you, Mrs. Moment Spoiler, and see you after the show, CC!" Oli called as he walked off.
"Oli, wait, I want to see you guys play!" CC cried as he ran after him. Pinkie Pie grinned evilly and dusted off her hooves.
"My work here is done. Oh, wait, what did I actually do in the first place?..."

Notes

The first band mentioned at the top is Evanescence, for those who don't know. Go look them up if you haven't heard them, they're AMAZING!!!! Anyway, hope y'all liked it! CC and Oli are really awkward together... possibly more shipping, this time with MIW, who has yet to come!