The Weirdest Warped Tour Yet

"You are all gathered here to learn about something very important and extremely special that will be happening tomorrow. I apologize for making this announcement so late, but I was afraid too many ponies would disagree with me, so the only way to ensure that this happened would be if it was too last minute to cancel," princess Celestia announced nervously. Twilight frowned. That didn't sound like the careful ruler she knew. But her concern disappeared as a smile burst out on Celestia's face.
"Warped tour will be held in equestria this year!" The alicorn squealed with delight, bouncing up and down as if she was Pinkie Pie. She stopped immediately, blushing. "Umm, yes. So, I will be needing Twilight and all of her friends to help me set this up. Meet me at the castle A.S.A.P," she added, flying off in a cloud of sparkles.
"Ooh, yay, I wonder what this is about!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed as the six friends found each other in the crowd and formed a circle to decide what to do.
"I'm not sure what to think about this, it doesn't seem like something Celestia would do," Twilight warned the others. Rainbow Dash shrugged.
"Normal or not, we've still got to follow her orders," she pointed out.
"Fluttershy, dear, what do you make of all this?" Rarity questioned the pegasus hiding behind a curtain of soft pink mane.
"Umm, I don't have an opinion," she whispered, under pressure as everyone stared at her.
"Sorry, what?" Applejack asked.
"No opinion," Fluttershy repeated, raising her quiet voice a little. At that moment, Spike approached them.
"You do know that she said to meet her at the castle as soon as possible, right?" He reminded them, and half an hour later, they were ready to discuss things with the princess.
"Princess Celestia, if I may ask, what is exactly is this 'warped tour' you spoke of?" Twilight asked her. The six ponies were in a room with Celestia and Luna.
"Only the best rock tour ever!" Celestia answered in excitement. Their confused expressions didn't change at this new information, and she sighed. "So, in the other world that Twilight visited, there are musical groups called bands that go on tour all around the world, so that their fans can see them play live. There are many different types of music, and my favorite is rock. Warped tour is an annual tour for rock bands, and so I've charmed the location to bring them here for one day," she explained.
"Celestia is what humans call a 'fangirl'," Luna informed them. "Meaning that she obsesses over something dramatically. It just happens to be music and band members."
"I get it," Rainbow Dash said, nodding. "So where do we come into all of this?"
"Ooh, one of my favorite parts! You six are each going to choose a band to help set up here for that one day. Of course, there are more than six bands arriving, but I'll find some other people to help with the rest. But don't worry, you all get to choose from the best. They are Evanescence, Black Veil Brides, Three Days Grace, Flyleaf, Bring Me the Horizon, and Secrets. Who would like which ones?"
"To be honest, they all sound scary except for Flyleaf. I like leaves and flying, so I'll take them," Fluttershy decided. Celestia nodded.
"Done. Who's next?" At the end, Twilight chose Evanescence, because it was a beautiful word, meaning to disappear or vanish without a trace. Rarity had Black Veil Brides, because a bride with a black veil sounded sophisticated and elegant to her. Applejack liked the horizon and nature, so she had Bring Me the Horizon. Pinkie Pie loved being trusted with secrets, so that was the band for her. Rainbow Dash thought Three Days Grace sounded the coolest, so she picked them. It all worked out, and the next day, BVB was the first to arrive.
-On the BVB tour bus-
"Holy f**king sh*t!" Ashley screamed when he looked outside the window
"Calm down, Ash, we all know you're excited, but really? That's not a nice way to wake us up," Jake complained, climbing out of his bunk.
"No, look out the window!"
"Holy f**k, where are we? Hey, guys, wake up!" Finally, all were up and staring out into equestria, the magical world of ponies.
"Dude, how drunk did we get last night?" CC asked Andy, who shook his head.
"We didn't, there's not even any alcohol on the bus. Hey, where'd mama Jinxx go?" At that moment, Jinxx, more pale faced then ever, entered the tour bus. No one had even noticed that he left.
"Guys, the rainbow ponies talk."
"What the f**k?!" CC exclaimed, running outside.
"Where the f**k does he think he's going?" Ashley grumbled, but they all followed him out. As Jinxx announced earlier, there were talking rainbow ponies. One purple maned unicorn was fighting her way to the front of the crowd.
"Everyone out of the way, I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait to see them. Excuse me, but did you just step on my hoof? I'll have you know, I just had them done!" The five members of Black Veil Brides stared in shock at what was happening. At last, the crowd parted until the one unicorn was the only one who remained.
"Oh, hello there everyone! How are all of you feeling today?"
"Uhh..." Was all Ashley managed to say.
"Oh, that's alright. Must be hard being the only girl in this band, by the way. I have a list of all your names, are you Ashley?" She asked, and the rest of the band laughed while Ashley was clearly annoyed.
"I'm not a girl."
"You aren't?"
"No."
"My apologies, but you would look absolutely fabulous in this one dress I made, it's pink with-never mind. So, if you'll all just follow me to set up for the performance, it's right this way." Jake shook his head.
"I don't believe this." Rarity explained what was going on, but they still didn't think any of this was real. Until Celestia remembered to cast a spell on everyone to make them believe.
"God, it's so hot out," Ashley complained as they were walking to the site. He took off his shirt, causing Rarity to exclaim and Andy to secretly admire him.
"Oh, so you ARE a boy!" Ashley's eyes narrowed.
"I thought we already established this."
"Yes, but I couldn't help but wonder, with your name being Ashley and all- I think I'll stop now."
"Yeah, that might be a good idea." They walked in silence for the rest of the way, though Andy's mind was anything but quiet. He was mourning the fact that the one he loved could never be his. No one else knew that he was in love with Ashley, of course. It's just that after the break up with Juliet, Ashley was the one who was always there for him, comforting him and helping him out. Before he knew it, he had a crush. And everything that happened since then only made him fall more in love with his best friend. Andy tried not to focus on Ashley, considering he was shirtless, so he kept his eyes anywhere but on his 'OUTLAW' tattoo. Life can get pretty screwed up on the inside. Meanwhile, Rarity was just trying to hide the fact that these five tattooed men scared her. Especially the quiet one who had been referred to as 'mama Jinxx' earlier. She was suspicious as to what that meant. What she didn't know was that it was just his nickname because he was like the mom of the band, keeping everyone organized and together. Ashley noticed that Andy kept his eyes off of him, looking everywhere except at him. He sighed internally. It really was a shame the guy was straight, Ashley couldn't deny the love he felt for his fellow band mate. After the breakup with Juliet, it was clear that Andy was hurt badly on the inside, so he just had to help him out. On the way to healing, he fell in love with his friend's innocence and pain, what he always tried to hide beneath confidence. He tried not to focus on those feelings, but how could he push them aside when they consumed his heart? He stared at the ground as they kept walking.

Notes

Hey guys, I hope you all like this first chapter! I don't watch MLP, I first started this for my little sister. More shipping (and swearing ponies) on the way!