"Good day LA! Its a sunny Thursday morning so get out of bed and grab it by the horns!" Ryan Secrest yells startling me awake. Really Ryan? i twirl to my side shutting of my radio. i crash back on my back eyeing the ceiling. Tomorrow i am getting married to a man who i don't love; if my life can not get any worse i have been given 'off' by my boss saying i should enjoy my vacation... after the way he yelled at me trough the small speaker of my phone? I am not sure if it was a permanent vacation or just a temporary. I hope its the second one, i do not want Andy being the person i ask money for when i want something.

i swing out of bed with a small smile, maybe i can make this day work. i stood up walking to my closet; a small pout came on as i grab my rip shorts and red v-neck tank top that stops right at my pierced navel. Like Ryan said its sunny so i need to be dressed sunny. Laying my close neatly on the bed i grab my cell and jog downstairs to the kitchen getting breakfast ready for my 'so called' other half.

The vibrator incident still looms in the air, i hated him for what he did to me, hiding my own vibrator now that is just plain sadistic. I scramble the eggs as the coffee brew, the sound of the hissing sound send a soft yet sharp edge through my spine.

--4 months ago---
The hissing of the coffee pot stings through my spine as Rick slowly removed my top, me sitting on the counter while he is in between my legs, his soft gaze upon me always makes me smile and that bright green eyes always saw right through me . "Marry me." he whispered licking the bottom of his lip. "We can take my fathers ship, sail around the world, i can sell my car we can be free."

a slight gasp escape my throat as he pulls out a red ruby engagement band from his trouser pants, he push his long dirty blonde hair back with a heavy sigh. "I love you so much Alyssa. I will go to your father and beg him on my knees for your hand, but i am doing this with or without his permission, be mine please."

I began to cry as my salt water hits my hands, i nod instantly. "A thousand yes's a million, yes yes yes," i cry pressing his lips to mine. "yes."

he pulls back sliding the ring on my finger. "We gonna have two girls and they will look just like you."

--present day---

"The eggs." i look up from the coffee pot seeing Andy with a confused expression. "Alyssa the eggs."

"Crap," i curse under my breath removing the pan from the red hot plate. "Shit. great i just ruined breakfast."

"You can make me some french toast." i twirl around with my brow arch seeing he is busy straightening his tie. "or pancakes. Your choice."

i scold at him throwing the pan in the dish making him look up from his tie. "You owe me a pan." he states dryly. "Why so frustrated did the 'no hands' not satisfy you last night?" A small smile came on his lips knowing he is hitting the right buttons but its to damn early to start with an argument or indeed my sexual needs.

"Andy," i took inhale of air. "Get a star bucks muffin and shove it up your well round ass," i grab the dish towel cleaning my hands from the oil that splatter on it. "I am going to take a bath."

"There is not hot water," My hands came into fist as i twirl around with biting the inside of my cheek. "i used it all up." he place his coffee travel mag on the table sitting on the edge of the table. "So are you going to start with the pancakes or is just going to magically appear on the table?"

I can't believe this, this is unreal and insane. "I am sorry, what?" My tone higher and became high pitch. "What the hell did you just say to me?"

Andy's arms cross and so did his feet, his mouth quirk up a smirk. "Don't pull your frustrations out on me Alyssa, and not in the kitchen people eat here,"

Oh my- I lift up my hands shaking it to and fro. "You better be out of here when i come back down stairs before my foot lands in your ass." i warn walking up the stairs.

"I would like to see you try!" he yells after me, i just rolled my eyes shutting the door and of course locking it.

---

I did not know how long i was in the bath but i felt like a diamond, well a half cut half priced diamond. i clothed myself and walk down in relieve seeing Andy not here. The day before your wedding what shall i do?

A knock startle me as i just sat on the comfy sofa, i pull myself back up walking to the door, i slowly open it seeing my sister and my best friend with two large cases of beer. "You should have a bacheloret party of course."

"Oh my god Lilly what are you doing here!" i embrace my sister hugging her tight. "I thought you could not make it."

i let go of her as she walks in. "I need to be here, its your fake wedding." i burst into laughter and so did my best friend. "When will Andy be home?"

"I don't know," i shrug. "And i don't care, did you know last night that man hid my vibrator from me?"

Lilly turn her head to Maggie, they gave each other soulful looks trying not to laugh. "I should say something right?" Maggie inquires with a her brow arch.

"Yeah." i state the obvious.

"Oh," she place the bags on the ground placing her hands on her hips. "That son of a bitch."

"Much better." i giggle eyeing the bags."Whats in the gift bags?"

"This," my sister scoffs. "Your worst nightmare." she laughs evilly.

"No!" i protest. "Just no i am not waxing." i took a step backwards holding out my hands as my defense.

"To the bedroom!" Maggie bellows running up to me throwing me over her shoulder. "Lilly get the stock!"

"Let go!" i squeal with laughter slapping her hard on the but.

Ten minutes later i was on the bed strained by my best friend while my sister waxed the living shit out of me. "Jesus help me," i cry out.

"He is currently unavailable." My sister sings spreading the honey over my pubic regions. "In three, two-" i close my eyes tight as the bandage was rip of making me scream and making them laugh.

"I need to vodka!" Maggie grab a bottle of vodka giving it to me i gulp most of it feeling as it burns my throat, i did not care this was the numbing feeling i need if we have to go on. "I am not sleeping with this man why am i waxing?"

The last strip came off making me winch. "Because even if you are not doing this for Andy, you doing it for you. You have to look good on the inside to feel great on the outside."

"And that includes waxing?" i growl eyeing my sister through her blonde think curly hair. "i hate you so much right now." i crash back on the bed gazing at the ceiling.

"Finish!" Lilly bellows. "Next is nails and new hair."

"New hair?' i mumble under my breath. "What new hair?"

"We gonna cut your brown hair." Maggie states proudly grabbing a knife.

"With a knife?!"

"Oh sorry wrong object." she giggles grabbing the scissors. "Just a bit in the back. Chinese bob and we are going back to your natural color,"

"I am not going blonde again."

"Just streaks of blonde, some dark some light some really light." Lilly grinned. "it would look amazing with your Vera Wang wedding gown, come on. No need for salons and shit lets get a move on."

"I don't have a choice do i?"

"No!" they both bellows. "let the fun begin."

---

"i look.... i look damn what the fuck did you two do!" i yell running back into my bedroom. "I look like i am in high-school one side is shorter than the other!"

"Its the in thing." Maggie shrugs with a pout. "You look amazing Ally."

"You really do." My sister whispers. "lets try on the dress and take some ugly photos."

"Fine!" i gave up walking to my closet. i grab my gown walking back to the room, i struggle to get out of my pants, my inner thigh, slit and vagina sore as fuck. Damn it. i hate waxing.

I pull on my Vera Wang dress zipping it up in front, she specially made it for me; the white silk falling down me like rain falls down to earth, the zipper popping out in a collar, its plain yet elegant like me. i put on the white short veil in my hair letting it fall behind me like water.

I walk out striking a pose. "i look good for the first time." i grin.

"Sweet Jesus you look amazing sis."

i ran to the door pushing my hands on either side. "Snap shot!" i grin as Maggie hold the camera, the flash went off as we laughed. i jog in the hallway with my sister making weird faces.

"descent from the stair case!" Maggie yells running down the stairs,

"Okay!" i laugh taking one step at a time, my sister making wedding tunes with her mouth. "Thank you!" i grin waiving as i go down the stairs. "You are to-" my eyes connected straight to Andy's .

His breath hitch as his briefcase fell from his hand, he gulp blinking his eyes several amount of times. "Why the fuck are everyone so-" my sister stop dead in her tracks seeing Andy, everyone's eyes to him. "Turn around before i kick you out." she warns.

"You are the most beautiful creature i have ever seen." he whisper ignoring Lilly.

"Thank you." i whisper. "I uh...."

"I will stay at Danny's." with that he turned around grabbing his briefcase walking out the door.

There i fell down on the stair to the wall. "Oh sweet heaven."

Notes

will do shout outs later! mwah