Arranged marriage to a Jerk (Andy Biersack love story.) (On Hold editing and whatnot)
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"Who is the slut now huh!" Maggie bellowed throwing her shoe at me. "You stupid fuck! why in the hell would you cheat on the devil, do you have a fucking death wish Alyssa Cooper!"
I shrugged biting the bottom of my lip. "No i don't." I stated with my arms crossed. "Okay yes i cheated on the devil himself but come on Maggie, you have to understand i was under a lot of pressure."
"From Alex's dick maybe," she waved her hands around. "Wanting to get out of his pants. My god." She shook her head. "Andy is going to kill that man."
"No he is not." I scoffed. "Don't be so melodramatic, i just wanted some TLC, someone who handles me like i am a princess, Alex kissed like a prince, do you know how it feels to have sex with a dragon every time, dude my vagina hurts i can barley walk."
"So you think Alex's has small penis! you looking for a small penis Ally! go back to high school!" She leaned back on the drawer and sighed. "What do you think?"
I turned my head slowly seeing Jack with a stunned expression. "Uh.... Alex has a large penis." He said unclear.
"See also a large penis!" Maggie bellowed.
"This is weird." Jack stood up. "If you were talking about boobs i would be okay, but now you are actually talking about dicks." He walked to Maggie and kissed her lips softly. "I have to go and cry in the shower." Jack strolled out of the hotel room leaving i and my best friend alone.
"Now you listen to me, go to Andy and blow that man!"
Okay that caught me off guard completely. " Did you just demanded me to go down on my husband? did you just fucking say that i have to give Andy a blow job?" I asked with no expression on my face. "Are you insane. Do you want my throat to be sore as well."
"I don't care if Andy fucks you seven shades of Sunday! you cheated on him! go make it right." She took a breather and nod. "Now!"
I held up my hands in defeat. "Okay, fine." Jeez...."Can at least get some sleep."
"Fine you whore." She snapped slamming the bathroom door shut.
"Love you too!" i laughed nervously.
I shrugged biting the bottom of my lip. "No i don't." I stated with my arms crossed. "Okay yes i cheated on the devil himself but come on Maggie, you have to understand i was under a lot of pressure."
"From Alex's dick maybe," she waved her hands around. "Wanting to get out of his pants. My god." She shook her head. "Andy is going to kill that man."
"No he is not." I scoffed. "Don't be so melodramatic, i just wanted some TLC, someone who handles me like i am a princess, Alex kissed like a prince, do you know how it feels to have sex with a dragon every time, dude my vagina hurts i can barley walk."
"So you think Alex's has small penis! you looking for a small penis Ally! go back to high school!" She leaned back on the drawer and sighed. "What do you think?"
I turned my head slowly seeing Jack with a stunned expression. "Uh.... Alex has a large penis." He said unclear.
"See also a large penis!" Maggie bellowed.
"This is weird." Jack stood up. "If you were talking about boobs i would be okay, but now you are actually talking about dicks." He walked to Maggie and kissed her lips softly. "I have to go and cry in the shower." Jack strolled out of the hotel room leaving i and my best friend alone.
"Now you listen to me, go to Andy and blow that man!"
Okay that caught me off guard completely. " Did you just demanded me to go down on my husband? did you just fucking say that i have to give Andy a blow job?" I asked with no expression on my face. "Are you insane. Do you want my throat to be sore as well."
"I don't care if Andy fucks you seven shades of Sunday! you cheated on him! go make it right." She took a breather and nod. "Now!"
I held up my hands in defeat. "Okay, fine." Jeez...."Can at least get some sleep."
"Fine you whore." She snapped slamming the bathroom door shut.
"Love you too!" i laughed nervously.
Well im obsessed
3/27/16