When Two Villains Meet.

The door was thrown open.
They stumbled in. "Oh Captain Crunch, take me way to neverland!" Audrey spinned around and collapsed on the fancy bed.
Andy tipped the guys who brought their baggage to the room and closed the door. He turned around and sighed. There was blood on his knuckles, shirt and face aswell as alcohol. His hair was sticky and his clothes were torn.
Audrey looked at the ceiling, laughing at nothing in particular. He walked out over to her and let himself fall on the bed next to her.
She looked at him. "Are you my Captain Crunch who going to take me to neverland?" She touched his jaw and giggled. He smiled.
"Neverland is from Peter Pan, Audrey." He took her hand and played with it. He was sobered down, but she was on the ninth cloud.
"Okey, then I'm Wendy!" She sat up and straddled him. Audrey moved on his lap and looked down at him. "Hey Peter." She smiled.
Andy placed his hands on her hips. "I knew you would like that place." He laughed. She nodded and leaned in to kiss his neck.
Andy rolled her over so he was on top and did the same. She only giggled and talked about how she hated wendy and wanted to be Tinkerbell.


***

The sun was long up.
Audrey's shoe was on the dresser and one on the T.V table. Andy's jacket was hanging on the tall lamp and his pants were on hanging on the couch.
Almost everything was knocked over. Andy's head shot up. He rubbed his face and it slightly hurt. He sat up and looked around.
Audrey's legs were tangled in his even thought she was diagonally on the bed, snoring. Andy moved toward her. He stroked her back and her head shot up.
"The fuck?" She whispered to herself. She turned on her back.
"Holyshit, what happened to your face?" She mumbled and stood up. She looked at the wrecked room and smiled. "What the hell hapened last night?"
He sat up, the covers only covered him above the knees and below the waist. "You don't remember anything? The bar fight, kitten, tinkerbell?"
She frowned and shook her head. He chuckled and stood up. She followed him into the bathroom. "What barfight?" She asked and walked past the mirror. She glanced at it and stopped. She looked at her naked body.
"You fucking prick!" She yelled to him. Andy's head pooped out of the bathroom.
"What?"
She pointed at the big bruises on her tighs, hips, neck, breast and arms. He shrugged and smiled. She rolled her eyes.
"By the way I proud of you for holding your liquer." Audrey walked into the bathroom and wrapped her arms around Andy's waist. He looked at her in the mirror while he was brushing his teeth. "Where are we and why is everything so fancy?"
She leaned with her forehead against his back. He spit out. "We are in The Interncontinental Amstel Hotel where most famous people stay, so maybe if we go to the pool we might bump into Johny Depp"
He smiled and threw the hotel toothbrush in the small trashcan next to the toilet. He turned around and leaned against the counter.
"What do you want to do today? We can do anything anywhere."
Andy's index finger was under her chin, pulling her in for a kiss. First it was soft and tender, but he got rougher by the second.
She pulled away with smacking sound when he pulled her closer with his hand on her back. "I want to go shopping and do fun stuff and go to a gala." She smiled. Andy raised an eyebrow. "A gala?" She nodded and wrapped her arms around his neck.
"I wanna go fancy with a dress and dance and get drunk." She laughed. Andy pulled some hairstrand out of her face and tucked it behind her ear.
"About that Tinkerbell, I think you shold cut down on the alcohol, just ya know, a little." She frowned. "Well, okey?" Audrey pecked his lips and walked away to the shower.
"So, are you gonna join me or just stand there?" She turned on the water. Andy walked over to her with the biggest grin.

***

Audrey looked at the beautiful buildings. She had three shopping bags hanging on her elbow and a cigarette in her hand.
Andy was walking next to her in his biker Jacket with his own bags. They figured out that weed made him chill out around people so he immediatly bought a bag.
She looked at the windows of the stores and saw a cute dress. Andy exhaled and walked behind her. She stared at it.
"I want that one for tonight." She pointed at it. Andy smiled and pecked her neck. He pulled her in the store.
They bought a bunch of clothes for traveling and Audrey went almost nuts when she saw the shoes that she was going to wear tonight.
They bought tickets for the show and made a plan that after tonight they would go to Paris.


Audrey looked in the gold fancy bathroom mirror and adjusted her earrings.
Andy walked in, fidgeting with his tie. He eyes looked up and he froze.
Audrey pulled her dress little lower and turned to him. He stood there speechless. "Are you just gonna stand there or are you gonna compliment me?" She laughed and walked over to him. He smiled at her while she was removing the tie.
"No tie." She unbottuned his blouse a little and pulled his jacket straight.
"It's a gala not a office party, wear a bow tie." She looked up at him and it was like he was enchanted. He snapped out of his gaze when she walked back to the room. It reminded him of the Raven's Shadow...
He turned around. "Wait, how am I supposed to look evil, I'm fearfull I'm dangerous, People need to know!" Audrey rolled her eyes and chuckled.
"As fearfull as a black kitten with a leather jacket." She muttered.


They walked out of the hotel and called for cab.
Andy couldn't take his eyes of his girl.
Audrey looked outside the window. The buildings and houses lit up, it felt magical. When they arrived at the museum the streets were absolutely overloaded with fancy dressed guests. Some girls in corsets were standing outside to welcome the guests. The driver opened the door for them and they stepped out.
Audrey clutched Andy''s arm and he inhaled from his joint. The beautiful corset lady's welcomed them and lead them inside.

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