When Two Villains Meet.

Audrey looked at her sad ballerina's.
She tapped on her feet and looked around. So many people, maybe she should've gone with him. She waited nervously for him on the bench and fidgeted with her sweater sleeves.
"Hey."
She jumped up.
"Hey, I was getting worried." She stood up and took the bag from Andy. "Nah don't, those pills realy buzzed me out." He laughed and sat down close to her.
They opened their Burger King bag and took their burger out the wrapping.
"So, this is Amsterdam, where are we again?" She took a bite fom her burger and looked up at Andy. "Sc-Sh-schi- I don't know, it's dutch." He laughed and took a sip from his coffee.
"I just learned a little, I think." She smiled and took a sip from her coke.
Andy raised an eyebrow.
She nodded. "I heard, klootzak and klote and mogool." She said and saw a mother walking by covering her daughters ears.
She turned red and snickered. Andy laughed. "I don't think you should say that." He almost choked. She laughed and looked down.
A family group walked by and the voices went through eachother. There was a mother and a father, aunts I think and some uncles and fathers.
There were children too, one teenager and 3 little ones. Audrey looked at them lost in her thoughts and her smile slowly dissapeared.
Andy looked at what she was staring at and kept quiet. He looked down. "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you." He put his burger back in the brown bag and got something out of his pocket.
"Here's your passport." He smiled.
She took it and looked in it. "Holly Johnson? For real?" She raised an eyebrow.
He giggled. "There are hundreds of dirty blonded Holly Johnson's, look, here's mine." He gave him his passport.
She opened it and choked on her coke. She coughed and bursted out laughing. "You name is Joe Biersack?!" She slapped her knee and laughed some more.
Andy smiled at her. She was cute.

When she finally calmed down she wiped a tear way and looked at him.
"What?" She smiled with a red face.
He shook his head. "Nothing." He looked away and put his burger in his bag. "Come on, we have to go to uhm, the Wallen." Audrey rolled his eyes.
"Ofcourse." She mumbled and stood up.
He sighed. They took the suitcases with them and went down a weird looking escalator. "Did you call a cab?" She touched his arm and looked at a reversed cross tattoo. "No, but don't worry." Audrey frowned, but shook it of.
Down at the escalator they grabbed the suitcases. They sighed and pulled them along. Andy looked around. He was deep in focus. "Wait here." He said before pecking her forehead and walking away.
"Wha- Andy?! You can't just leve me here?!" He ran around the corner. She stood there shocked and started to get a little angry.She folded her arms and tapped her right foot.
"Idiot." She muttered and sat down on one of the suitcases.
She looked at her nails, she should get a medi-pedi because this is just unacceptable. She heard a car and looked up.
It was a unknown car and Andy stepped out. "Where did you get that?" Andy looked down with a grin and opened the trunk.
She walked with her bags to Andy. He picked them up and put them in the car. Audrey folded her arms. "Andrew Smith, where did you get the car?"
He looked looked up with puppy eyes. He only gave a sorry look.
She threw her hands in the air and walked to the passenger seat.
"Never again, okey?" He nodded and closed the trunk.
He steppped in the car. "Come on, no one will know." He started the car with his lucky screw driver and drove of. "Yeah, except the people who owned it." Audrey mumbled and looked out the window. "I'll get a new one okey? Now we just have to get out of here."
He grinned and turned the radio on. She heard a familiar tune and turned it up. He turned right and drove out of the garage.

The sun was going down and the sky turned purple/orange-ish. It was beautiful.
The road was way different here. He looked at the names of the city's and didn't even dare to say one out loud.
Audrey was only looking out the window and looking at the farms on the road side.
"Is it just me or is the light brighter here?" She frowned and turned to Andy.
He looked back at her. "What?" She sighed and leaned back.
"Nevermind." She shook her head.
She looked in the glove compartment and found some pictures. "Look." She smiled and looked at them. It was an Indian couple.
"Look who you stole from, be proud of yourself Andy Smith." She looked at the smiling people. He sighed. "I don't feel sympathy that easily you know that, love."
She rolled her eyes and put it back.
Audrey looked in the back and saw a small pillow. It was getting darker anyways, so she clicked her seatbelt off and started climbing.
Andy suddenly saw her ass close to his face and almost went of the road. "Wow, Audrey, what the hell?" He focused on the road again.
She pulled herself up the back seat and sat down. She flicked some hairstrands out of her face and laid down. "Goodnight." She snuggled with the pillow.
Andy looked at her in the rearview mirror. "I'm not your fucking driver." He sighed.
She closed her eyes. "I know, but a queen has to have a beauty sleep." She smiled. Andy looked at the cars with a grumpy face.
"How 'bout a fucking coma." He whispered to himself. Apparently she heard because she kicked the chair, making him launch forward a bit.

***

Andy carried her out of the car and inside the room he rented.
He didn't even know there was a motel here, but fucking amen because he was started to get dizzy a bit. He closed the door behind himself with his foot and walked over to the bed.
He laid her down. She frowned and whined, but wasn't 100% there. He sushed her and sat her up. He pulled her shirt of and she collapsed down again.
Andy chuckled and put her sweater on the nightstand. He walked over his side and laid down next to her. He looked at the ceiling, the motel looked alittle shayd, but it was just for one night. He wondered how the hooker looked like now.
Will she still have the same nose? She always complained about it.
He shook it of. Doesn't matter now, he has his girl right here.
He turned to her and gave a long kiss in her neck. Audrey rolled to her side. He smiled and traced his index finger down the crook of her nose.
Audrey blinked. She saw a little blurry, but was aware of her surroundings. "Sorry I didn't mean to wake you, go back to sleep." Andy whispered and didn't stop.
She closed her eyes again. "Keep going, my nanny used to do that when I couldn't sleep." She whispered and yawned. He kept doing it for the rest of the night.
Eventually he fell Asleep to with a little smile in the corner of his mouth.

***
Audrey rubbed her face before opening her eyes.
She felt a weight on her stomach and looked down. Andy was lying with his head on her stomach and his big arms wrapped around her.
The light went through the curtains and lit up the cheap motel room. She carefully sat up and ran her finger through her hair.
Her index finger went from his forehead, between his eybrows down his nose like he did last night. She wondered how he got that.
He started smiling. Audrey didn't stop and played with his hair. It was getting longer and she saw some blond outgrow.
"I love waking up like this. He whispered and slowly opened his eyes.
She looked at the ceiling. "Do you have any cigarettes?"
He wormed his arm from underneath her and looked in his jacket next to her sweater. He got the marlboro out and gave it to her.
She got one out and lit it with a lighter that was always in it. She breathed out coupled with a sigh. "Andy I have thought about a lot of things about how I would end up in the future, but smoking a cig with a married psycho soulmate in a motel looking for a hooker in Amsterdam was definitely not one of them." She laughed.
He looked up. His eyes looked especially blue today. Audrey drowned in them and only stared. He smirked and little kissed just above her belly button.

***
"Okey, turn right now." She looked at the map. The houses were beautiful and there were people everywhere. It was a bright partying mess.
The sun was shining bright and Audrey had the perfect outfit for it. Andy looked around. "I know this place, it isn't far from here." He said. After a while which looked like forever, they finally found a parking spot.
They stepped out of the car and Andy stared at her.
She ruffled her hair up in two little buns, her lipstick was on point and her sunglasses made her look like she had a gun under her skirt.
The whole city had a vintage glow.
He walked over to her and hooked an arm around her. "Okey, I don't know the way so you have to show me around." She smiled at him and he looked around, there were a lot of people, but this part of town was usually closed during the day, you know, for the kids.
"Okey, there's a bar here nearby who probably knows her."
He pointed to a corner and they started to walk.
Andy was wearing a plain white tanktop and a leather jacket. They really looked like the innocent and the outlaw. He looked down at her.
She noticed. "You look cute today, but still badass." He smiled. "You know what they say, good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere." Her smile was devilish.
They walked into the bar. It wasn't that bad.
It looked clean and there weren't much creepers around. He walked straight to the bartender and started asking questions.
Audrey looked around and saw a candy machine. The bartender looked at him like he was mad. "Uhm, brown hair, goes by the name of cinnamon."
The man's face lit up. "Oja die uhm, she is daar om to work, ze is a bartender like me." He pointed at across the street.
Andy sighed. "Thank you so much." He smiled.
He turned around and walked back to Audrey. She was popping a gum and looked around.
"I know where to go." He walked out with her behind him.
She walked with her brown backpack over the broken stone streets to a bridge. "It's beautiful here." She smiled while getting pulled along by Andy. She skipped over the bridges while he was walking with his hands in his pockets. They walked into the next bar, who said she was on the market.
They walked through the crowd, making Andy itch.
He was more than annoyed, but his mood lifted everytime he saw her talking to people and petting random dogs. They looked over the whole market.
Finally they found a lady who said she lived on the corner there.
They pushed themselves through the crowd. Audrey was on her second lollipop. They walked to the corner.
The door was opened and it looked like a office-sort of-.
They walked through. There were rooms with notes on them they coudln't read. One door was open.
Andy glance through and he only saw a shoulder and familiar brown hair. He opened the door completely andd their eyes opened.
"HEY WHAT THE FUCK DOEN JULLIE HIER? GA UIT DIT IS EEN SET, GA WEG." A man with a rather disturbing mustache yelled.
Andy turned red while Audrey only looked at the naked men surrounding the topless, brown haired woman. "UHm I need her for a moment."
He pointed awkwardly at Cinammon. She stood up with a smile and tied a rope around her. "OKEY WE ZIJN TERUG IN VIJF MINUTEN." She walked towards Andy.
They walked to the hallway and he closed the door behind herself. "Hey lang niet gezien, uhm I mean, Long time no see." She smiled and looked at him.
He took the papers out of Audrey's backpack. "Yeah, uhm, we have to discuss something." She frowned. "Oke, why?" She looked at Audrey with a sweet smile.
Audrey didn't know what to think of her, she looked very sweet, but to think she had sex with her little psycho made her shiver.
"I need you to sign this." He gave her the papers. She scanned over them. "Oh right, I totally forgot about that. Honey I need you to tell semething." Andy looked at her with fear. "I have been a little unfaithfull." She laughed.
Audrey laughed too, but as soon as Andy looked at her she stopped.
Cinnamon signed it and gave it back. "Well deadbeat husband, get out of heer, I have to get back to work." She winked.
He sighed out of happiness and put it back in the backpack.
Audrey turned to her. "I just have one question....How the hell do you bent your leg like that?" She laughed.
Cinnamon laughed too and opened the door. "Yoga, honey." She winked and closed the door. Audrey looked at Andy.
"What? I'm gonna to do yoga, that's for sure." She laughed and pulled him along. They walked out of the building. Audrey immediatly felt the hot sun on her skin.
"Come let's go have some fun." She sucked on her lollipop, turning Andy slightly on. He started smiling. "Sure where do you wanna go?"
She skipped to the bridge. "Anywhere where it's fun." She smiled. He looked at her legs. He smiled to himself. "Sure, I know a few places." He hooked an arm around her and they walked through the city.

Notes

Song of the day: Hard out there by Lily Allen
This is the truest shit out there, lady's.

Audrey's outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/audrey_in_amsterdam/set?id=131834370