We Don't Belong
Sexy Beast
I found Andy back at the bus doing some of his vocal exercises. I sat on the couch and smirked at him. A smile spread across his face. Finally he messed up and started to laugh. “Why are you looking at me like that?” He asked and knelt down in front of me. He parted my legs and pulled me forward so that he was in between my legs.
“You’re just so damn cute.” I laughed, wrapping my arms around his neck as he placed his hands on my hips.
“Cute? Me Cute?” He asked looking insulted. “I’m not cute. I’m damn hot. Sexy even.”
I laughed, “Did I bruise your ego?”
Andy shrugged his shoulders, “Maybe a little.”
I laughed, “Fine then you’re a sexy beast. Is that better?”
He nodded, “Yeah.” He kissed me and stood up, forcing me to lay down on the couch. He placed his knee between my legs. He was really pushing the boundaries today. His hands went up my shirt, lifting it up as they went higher.
“Andy!” I chastised, pushing him away.
“What?” He asked with a smirk.
“Don’t play dumb with me. You know what.” I answered pulling my shirt back down.
“Come on my ribs feel fine. Besides, I have this stupid body brace thing.” He answered patting his body brace that the doctors gave him so he wouldn’t injure himself further.
“That’s not the only reason, Andy. You have a show in less than an hour and we’re out in the open, the guys can just come in for another peep show.” I answered.
He shrugged, “Not like they haven’t seen it before.”
“Is this what you had planned?” I asked somewhat annoyed. “A quick fuck on the tour bus couch?”
“What? No!” He answered stepping away from the couch. “And who told you that I had something planned for you?”
“That’s classified information.” I answered not wanting to get Ben into any trouble.
Andy looked at me like he could figure out who told me just by looking at me. “It was Danny wasn’t it?”
I sat up and crossed my arms, “Pfft, no. He doesn’t even like me so why would he tell me?”
Andy shrugged his shoulders, “At least you don’t know what it is I’m doing.”
“Hey Andy, time to go.” John, they’re tour manager, said coming up the bus steps.
“What are you doing?” I asked as he helped me up from the couch.
“I’m not telling you.”
“Ugghhh, I hate surprises.”
He laughed and put his arm around my shoulders, “I know.”
***
I learned how to help Andy with his ear piece and that whole thing. Since I was his assistant now I would have to help him with it before every show. If we had any problems the sound guys would help. “Everything seem right?” I asked as I stood up from taping the pack onto him.
He nodded, “Yep, thank you.”
I smiled, “You’re welcome. Since I did such an awesome time are you going to tell me what you’re up to.”
“Nooo, don’t tell her!” Ben yelled jumping onto my back, nearly knocking me over.
“Hey Ginormo, you’re like twice the height of me.” I laughed trying not to fall down. “This is against the laws of physics.”
“Screw the laws of physics. We’re rock stars! We can do anything! Except for fly, which Andy showed us.”
Andy was going through his warm ups again and gave Ben a weird face and the middle finger. “Now I remember why I like Danny more than you.”
Ben got off of me, “You’re just pissed because I’m equally as good looking as you so there’s competition when I’m around.”
“Will you two stop it?” I said exasperatedly. “You continue you’re voice exercise thingies.” I pointed to Andy. “And you leave him alone.” I said pointing to Ben.
“Yes mother.” Ben answered.
“I swear to God that if I was your mother I would kill myself.” I joked.
Ben pushed his hair back and smiled, “I’m sure my mother thinks that every day.”
***
The boys went out and did phenomenal, as always. Toward the end of the set list Andy asked for some water. I got some and took it out to him. “So as you all know I am currently dating someone.” He said as I crossed the stage to him. Dear God what was he doing. He smirked at me and then back at the crowd. “And here she is.” He said taking the water out of my hand and then put it down on the stage. He took a hold of my hand so that I couldn’t escape back off of the stage. “Her name is Riley for those of you who don’t know and she’s fuckin awesome. She stayed with me in the hospital and after that even though I’m sure she was ready to fuckin kill me a few times. Well she’s currently my slave so she has to do whatever the fuck I want her to do.”
“What are you doing?” I asked Andy not liking where this was going. What the hell was he going to make me do?
His smile widened, “You see when I was in the hospital, all drugged up and in pain, she sang to me and I figured today hell why don’t we sing the song that she sang to me. So what do you guys think?” He asked looking at the crowd. And the crowd went wild.
Oh, I was going to kill him.
“So while we play the last song on the list, she’s going to get all mic’d up and then come back out and do a little encore with me.”
“Oh no I won’t.” I answered.
“Oh yes you will.” He replied. “That’s why Ben and Danny are here.” He said pointing off stage to where Danny and Ben were standing. They smiled and waved at me. Danny had a mic in his other hand and Ben had one of the ear piece pack thingies. “So be a good girl and go.” He told me and smacked my ass.
I glared at him as I made my way to the side of the stage. “I’m going to kill you guys.” I said as soon as I reached Danny and Ben.
“No you won’t.” Ben said handing me the earpiece. It had a batman symbol on it like Andy’s. “Put that in your ear, turn around and lift up your shirt.”
I did as I told and got some glances from the guys as Ben taped the pack and wire to me. “Put your shirt down. Didn’t your mother teach you better?” Ben said sarcastically as he stood back up.
“Shut up.” I responded, grabbing the mic from Danny. It was a bright green color, my favorite color. “I’m guessing Andy has been planning this for a while.” I stated.
“Yep.” Danny answered. “I helped procure the microphone. Had to talk with Hayley Williams about it. She was quite surprised to have a burly British guy discussing bright microphones with her.”
“You’re fat just say it.” Ben responded. “Not burly or husky…fat.”
The song ended, “This next song is called Broken by Seether and Amy Lee.” Andy said as Ben and Danny pushed me out onto the stage.
I turned on my mic as I crossed the stage. “I’m going to kill you.” I said into the mic, making Andy and the guys laugh.
“No you won’t, you love me too much.” Andy responded back.
I sighed, “Whatever. Are we going to sing or just stand here talking?”
Andy smiled and nodded to the guys and they started to play. He started singing and looked at me. I just couldn’t help but smile. “I wanted you to know that I love the way you laugh, I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away, I keep your photograph, I know it serves me well, I wanna hold you high and steal your pain.”
I started singing the chorus with him, nervous. I had never sung in front of a big crowd and I didn’t think that I had a good voice to begin with. “'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away.”
Then Andy sang, “You’re gone away, you don’t feel me here anymore.”
And then it was my turn to sing, my heart felt like it was in my throat and I felt like I was going to throw up. I took a deep breath. “The worst is over now and we can breathe again, I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away, There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight, I wanna hold you high and steal your pain.”
I smiled as Andy joined me for the chorus and the rest of the song. I had done it and I hadn’t messed up…or thrown up. When we finished the song Andy wrapped his arm around my shoulder and kissed my forehead. “You did awesome.” He whispered in my ear as everyone cheered. I was grinning like a fool; it was an awesome feeling.
“Thank you guys for being so awesome. Have a fuckin awesome day!” Andy said into the mic and then led me off of the stage.
“You’re just so damn cute.” I laughed, wrapping my arms around his neck as he placed his hands on my hips.
“Cute? Me Cute?” He asked looking insulted. “I’m not cute. I’m damn hot. Sexy even.”
I laughed, “Did I bruise your ego?”
Andy shrugged his shoulders, “Maybe a little.”
I laughed, “Fine then you’re a sexy beast. Is that better?”
He nodded, “Yeah.” He kissed me and stood up, forcing me to lay down on the couch. He placed his knee between my legs. He was really pushing the boundaries today. His hands went up my shirt, lifting it up as they went higher.
“Andy!” I chastised, pushing him away.
“What?” He asked with a smirk.
“Don’t play dumb with me. You know what.” I answered pulling my shirt back down.
“Come on my ribs feel fine. Besides, I have this stupid body brace thing.” He answered patting his body brace that the doctors gave him so he wouldn’t injure himself further.
“That’s not the only reason, Andy. You have a show in less than an hour and we’re out in the open, the guys can just come in for another peep show.” I answered.
He shrugged, “Not like they haven’t seen it before.”
“Is this what you had planned?” I asked somewhat annoyed. “A quick fuck on the tour bus couch?”
“What? No!” He answered stepping away from the couch. “And who told you that I had something planned for you?”
“That’s classified information.” I answered not wanting to get Ben into any trouble.
Andy looked at me like he could figure out who told me just by looking at me. “It was Danny wasn’t it?”
I sat up and crossed my arms, “Pfft, no. He doesn’t even like me so why would he tell me?”
Andy shrugged his shoulders, “At least you don’t know what it is I’m doing.”
“Hey Andy, time to go.” John, they’re tour manager, said coming up the bus steps.
“What are you doing?” I asked as he helped me up from the couch.
“I’m not telling you.”
“Ugghhh, I hate surprises.”
He laughed and put his arm around my shoulders, “I know.”
***
I learned how to help Andy with his ear piece and that whole thing. Since I was his assistant now I would have to help him with it before every show. If we had any problems the sound guys would help. “Everything seem right?” I asked as I stood up from taping the pack onto him.
He nodded, “Yep, thank you.”
I smiled, “You’re welcome. Since I did such an awesome time are you going to tell me what you’re up to.”
“Nooo, don’t tell her!” Ben yelled jumping onto my back, nearly knocking me over.
“Hey Ginormo, you’re like twice the height of me.” I laughed trying not to fall down. “This is against the laws of physics.”
“Screw the laws of physics. We’re rock stars! We can do anything! Except for fly, which Andy showed us.”
Andy was going through his warm ups again and gave Ben a weird face and the middle finger. “Now I remember why I like Danny more than you.”
Ben got off of me, “You’re just pissed because I’m equally as good looking as you so there’s competition when I’m around.”
“Will you two stop it?” I said exasperatedly. “You continue you’re voice exercise thingies.” I pointed to Andy. “And you leave him alone.” I said pointing to Ben.
“Yes mother.” Ben answered.
“I swear to God that if I was your mother I would kill myself.” I joked.
Ben pushed his hair back and smiled, “I’m sure my mother thinks that every day.”
***
The boys went out and did phenomenal, as always. Toward the end of the set list Andy asked for some water. I got some and took it out to him. “So as you all know I am currently dating someone.” He said as I crossed the stage to him. Dear God what was he doing. He smirked at me and then back at the crowd. “And here she is.” He said taking the water out of my hand and then put it down on the stage. He took a hold of my hand so that I couldn’t escape back off of the stage. “Her name is Riley for those of you who don’t know and she’s fuckin awesome. She stayed with me in the hospital and after that even though I’m sure she was ready to fuckin kill me a few times. Well she’s currently my slave so she has to do whatever the fuck I want her to do.”
“What are you doing?” I asked Andy not liking where this was going. What the hell was he going to make me do?
His smile widened, “You see when I was in the hospital, all drugged up and in pain, she sang to me and I figured today hell why don’t we sing the song that she sang to me. So what do you guys think?” He asked looking at the crowd. And the crowd went wild.
Oh, I was going to kill him.
“So while we play the last song on the list, she’s going to get all mic’d up and then come back out and do a little encore with me.”
“Oh no I won’t.” I answered.
“Oh yes you will.” He replied. “That’s why Ben and Danny are here.” He said pointing off stage to where Danny and Ben were standing. They smiled and waved at me. Danny had a mic in his other hand and Ben had one of the ear piece pack thingies. “So be a good girl and go.” He told me and smacked my ass.
I glared at him as I made my way to the side of the stage. “I’m going to kill you guys.” I said as soon as I reached Danny and Ben.
“No you won’t.” Ben said handing me the earpiece. It had a batman symbol on it like Andy’s. “Put that in your ear, turn around and lift up your shirt.”
I did as I told and got some glances from the guys as Ben taped the pack and wire to me. “Put your shirt down. Didn’t your mother teach you better?” Ben said sarcastically as he stood back up.
“Shut up.” I responded, grabbing the mic from Danny. It was a bright green color, my favorite color. “I’m guessing Andy has been planning this for a while.” I stated.
“Yep.” Danny answered. “I helped procure the microphone. Had to talk with Hayley Williams about it. She was quite surprised to have a burly British guy discussing bright microphones with her.”
“You’re fat just say it.” Ben responded. “Not burly or husky…fat.”
The song ended, “This next song is called Broken by Seether and Amy Lee.” Andy said as Ben and Danny pushed me out onto the stage.
I turned on my mic as I crossed the stage. “I’m going to kill you.” I said into the mic, making Andy and the guys laugh.
“No you won’t, you love me too much.” Andy responded back.
I sighed, “Whatever. Are we going to sing or just stand here talking?”
Andy smiled and nodded to the guys and they started to play. He started singing and looked at me. I just couldn’t help but smile. “I wanted you to know that I love the way you laugh, I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away, I keep your photograph, I know it serves me well, I wanna hold you high and steal your pain.”
I started singing the chorus with him, nervous. I had never sung in front of a big crowd and I didn’t think that I had a good voice to begin with. “'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away.”
Then Andy sang, “You’re gone away, you don’t feel me here anymore.”
And then it was my turn to sing, my heart felt like it was in my throat and I felt like I was going to throw up. I took a deep breath. “The worst is over now and we can breathe again, I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away, There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight, I wanna hold you high and steal your pain.”
I smiled as Andy joined me for the chorus and the rest of the song. I had done it and I hadn’t messed up…or thrown up. When we finished the song Andy wrapped his arm around my shoulder and kissed my forehead. “You did awesome.” He whispered in my ear as everyone cheered. I was grinning like a fool; it was an awesome feeling.
“Thank you guys for being so awesome. Have a fuckin awesome day!” Andy said into the mic and then led me off of the stage.
Update! Please!
3/30/14