Katie's POV: What the hell? This site is scary accurate about Ashley, I think as I read the page Juliet showed me. And this whole time...I thought Zodiac signs were just a bunch of bullshit.
"Aquarius – Thoughtful Waterbearer
January 20 to February 18
I KNOW… I know it all and that is how it is.Element: AIR (intellectual, communicative).
Modality: FIXED (loyal, enduring, determined).
Polarity: Yang/Masculine.
Ruling Planets: Uranus (modern), Saturn (traditional).
Zodiac Symbol: The Water Bearer.
Harmonious compatibility: Aquarius, Pices, Aires, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Capricorn
Difficulty compatibility: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio
Turbulent compatibility: Cancer, Virgo
Opposite (mirror image) with: Leo."
Hmm...That explains a lot. Like why he and I usually argue about stupid things.
"Sexy Aquarius Traits: eccentric individualist, humanitarian, visionary, passionate about big causes, universal, adoring, unique, original, ideal, curious, truthful, freaky and off beat.
Devilish Aquarius Traits: rebellious, elitist, emotionally cool, detached, chaotic, ego, rigid, perverse, obstinate, solitary, demanding, and a freak."
All of this is very true about Ashley. All of it, though I don't think his rebellious side is too devilish. Really depends on his mood that day.
Who would have guessed I'd learn so much about the man I love just from reading a website called DrSexTalk? Freaky, much?
I continue to read the website, then decide to click on my Zodiac sign, just to see what it has to say about me.
"Leo – Intuitive Lion
July 23 to August 22
I WILL….
Element: FIRE (enthusiastic, high energy)
Modality: FIXED (loyal, enduring, determined)
Polarity: Yang/Masculine
Ruling Planet: The Sun
Zodiac Symbol: The Lion
Most compatible with: Aries, Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra
Least compatible with: Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces
Opposite (mirror image) with: Aquarius"
Alright? Well, not too sure about all that, but I continue reading anyway, and when I get to the traits, I can see it. It's not me 100%, but it's pretty close, I'll give the Doc that.
"Sexy Leo Traits: natural leaders, creative, confident, strong, loyal, optimistic, charming, passionate, expressive, dramatic, prideful and playful
Devilish Leo Traits: must be #1, self-absorbed, impulsive, demands respect, a show-off out of fear or insecurity, lazy, fickle, and irrational"
I nod, then continue to read, and laugh out loud when I read one line in particular.
"So Lion or Lioness, look for a distinct “mane” of hair. They will either be bald, have a full long mane; heavy or large, short and spiked, colorful, dreadlocks – something, but it will be distinctive and hard to miss!"
Well, you got me. I have long, colorful hair, that I tease up to make it look fuller everyday, and have been doing that for the past 5 or so years. I continue to read the next line, which makes me laugh again, because I agree. I refuse to leave the house unless my hair looks good. Screw the makeup. That wouldn't bother me too much, but if my hair's a wreck, oh hell no.
When I'm done, I chuckle again, then pass the laptop back to Juliet and say, "You got me. I didn't believe this shit, until I read that, but now I see it."
She smiles wickedly at me, then says, "I thought you might see some truth in this."
"What are you anyway? I know Andy's Capricorn, because he was born a day before my grandma, who believed this, but I'm a little short on all the details."
"I was born February 26, so that makes me a Pisces," she tells me, "AKA, the Feeling Fish."
I can't help my laugh at this, and quickly apologize, but she waves me off, and laughs with me. When we recover, we decide to head back into the mall, to find the boys, and talk while we look for them.
"So Miss Lioness, you never did tell me why you needed new lingerie," she says with a knowing smirk.
I sigh, then say, "Well, I'm going to give the promise ring I got Ashley to him tonight, and Jayy wants everything to be perfect, so he's picking out an outfit to go over my lingerie for tonight, and a new swimsuit so if I do convince Ashley to teach me to surf, I can, in Jayy's words, 'make him speechless'."
"I actually think that's a really good idea. Do something that takes you to the beach, and Ashley loves to do," Juliet says.
"Katie!" I hear from behind me, and when I turn, I see Jayy running up to me with three bags in his hands. When he gets to us, he passes me one bag, and I look inside to find a cute as hell Hello Kitty pink zebra print bikini, and a black and red Hello Kitty cutout swimsuit.
"Love it," I tell him.
"And this?" he asked passing me another bag, which I find the Rebel Saints Double Shot Laser Back V-neck shirt I've been wanting from Spencer's for a while now, with the Green cheetah aviator sunglasses I've always loved.
I smile and thank him again, and he passes me the last bag, and when I look inside and find a pair of magenta acid wash skinny jeans. I smile, hug him, and ask, "How'd you know?"
"I know what my sister like, believe it or not," he says.
"Just not in lingerie," Juliet says, laughing.
"Hey, she's lucky I even took her to get that shit, so shut it," Jayy says, laughing with her.
I sigh, then laugh with them, but for a different reason. Man, I love my crazy ass family...