Warped Tour '13 BVB & SWS
Who's the crazy doctor???
I was yelling on Andy and than I noticed that the bus stopped.The driver came to us.
„We have a problem!“-someone opened the door.Dude in a red jacket came in.
„Kalus?“-said Juliet.Klaus had a gun.
„On the floor bitch!Everyone hands in the air.And no stupid moves!“-he said.I smilled.-„What are you waiting for bitch?“-he asked me.
„So,you are that rich Italian dude who fucked Juliet?You should keep her.“-I said.
„Umm...Tell me...What is that shit about you beeing in love with some dude...I forgot his name..“
„It's not shit...It's ture!And I am guessing that you talked to Kellin.“
„Yes.Your brother called us.“-he said.In that moment Japanesse dude and Russian girl came in.Lee and Irene.
„Hello Satans!“-I said.Lee laughed.
„Hello bitch!“-said Irene.-„Keep chating...I am gonna finde that bomb by myself.“-she said.
„Did you said bomb?“-asked Ashley.
„Yup.There is a bomb in this bus.“-she said.Shit.I pulled out my phone and scaane the bus.
„Ok.I got it.It's in the cupboard.“-Lee opened the cupboard and saw a giant bomb.There was a paper and a tablet next to it.Lee tooked the paper but nothing was on it.-„Oh no...Not her.“-I said.I tooked he papaer and turn on theUV light form my phone.There was a message.
Don't die bloody girl! I love you!
Love Tatyana
I readed the message out loud.
„That bitch never sleeps!“-said Irene.-„Ok...I report on duty sir!“-she yelled.I smilled.Lee and Klaus said the same thing.
„Agh! I really hate this.Lee,Klaus,take the civilisans out,Irene let's deactivate this baby.“-I opened the bomb and I saw 3 wires.Blue,red and green.-„We have two minutes.“-I said.
„I am gonna cut the blue one.“-said Irene.
„Wait!“-I said.Somehing is on my minde.Why did Tatyana wrote 'bloody girl'?She never did that before?What if...What if she changed the wires? And if we cut the blue one bomb will explode.That's it.She changed the wires.
„Irene...Cut the red one!“-I said.
„Are you nuts?!Do you want us dead?“
„She cahnged the wires.Cut the red one!“-I said and I cut it.The timer stopped.
„Oh My God...Oh God...We're alive!“-she said.-„I've never been so scared in my life!The red one...Oh God!“-Irene was schocked.
„Guys.Bomb is deactuvete.You can get back inside now.“-I said.They came in.We hurd some noice.I turned around and I saw the tablet.I took it.
„I am so glad to see you alive babe!“-I saw Tatyana's ugly face.-„That was really intersting.By the way...I didn't wanted to change the wires but the doctor said hat we sould do that.“-she said.
„Doctor?Doctor who?“-I asked
„Not that doctor,my new assistent.She's pretty hot.But she isn't you!“-I hate this lesbo bitch.
„Who is she?“-I asked.
„I can't tell you.Only thing you should know it that she's trying to kill you and she's very close.“-said Tatyana.
„If you tell me who is she...I am gonna show you my boobs,ok?“-Tatyana started to scream.
„I really wat...But I can't!She's very close!Bye now!“-she hanged ou.
„Well I tryed.We have one more enemie,Crazy Doctor.“-I said.Klaus hugged me.
„Hmm Tatyana is really strong.She's in love with you but she didn't wanted to tell you who's the psyco cryzy doctor.“-said Klaus.
„Yea...“
„OK!CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!“-Andy yelled.
„I will.“-I said.-„Klaus is my frend from Italy,and he fucked Juliet.Lee is my partner from Japan.And Irene is my frend from Russia.She has strong conctio with Russian Mafia.They here bc you make me mad and I was kinda depressed.Plus Kellin called them.Anyways...Irene finde out that there is a bomb here.Tatyana,the Russian Mafia boss,made the bomb,but that crazy doctro set it here.We deactivate it!The end!Happy?“-I said it really fast.Andy was looking at me.
„Aham...Myb is your crush that crazy doctor!“-everyone started to laugh!Andy was confused.-„What did I say?“
„Andy...I am 100 % that my crush isn't a doctor.He's crazy rock star,not crazy doctor.“
„Do I know him?“-Klaus was still laughing.
„Yea...He's not a doctor.He's too dumb for it!“-said Irene to Andy.I smilled.
„I am not that dumb!“-said Andy.
„No matter how dumb you are...I still love you.“-I said.
„Wait what???“
„We have a problem!“-someone opened the door.Dude in a red jacket came in.
„Kalus?“-said Juliet.Klaus had a gun.
„On the floor bitch!Everyone hands in the air.And no stupid moves!“-he said.I smilled.-„What are you waiting for bitch?“-he asked me.
„So,you are that rich Italian dude who fucked Juliet?You should keep her.“-I said.
„Umm...Tell me...What is that shit about you beeing in love with some dude...I forgot his name..“
„It's not shit...It's ture!And I am guessing that you talked to Kellin.“
„Yes.Your brother called us.“-he said.In that moment Japanesse dude and Russian girl came in.Lee and Irene.
„Hello Satans!“-I said.Lee laughed.
„Hello bitch!“-said Irene.-„Keep chating...I am gonna finde that bomb by myself.“-she said.
„Did you said bomb?“-asked Ashley.
„Yup.There is a bomb in this bus.“-she said.Shit.I pulled out my phone and scaane the bus.
„Ok.I got it.It's in the cupboard.“-Lee opened the cupboard and saw a giant bomb.There was a paper and a tablet next to it.Lee tooked the paper but nothing was on it.-„Oh no...Not her.“-I said.I tooked he papaer and turn on theUV light form my phone.There was a message.
Don't die bloody girl! I love you!
Love Tatyana
I readed the message out loud.
„That bitch never sleeps!“-said Irene.-„Ok...I report on duty sir!“-she yelled.I smilled.Lee and Klaus said the same thing.
„Agh! I really hate this.Lee,Klaus,take the civilisans out,Irene let's deactivate this baby.“-I opened the bomb and I saw 3 wires.Blue,red and green.-„We have two minutes.“-I said.
„I am gonna cut the blue one.“-said Irene.
„Wait!“-I said.Somehing is on my minde.Why did Tatyana wrote 'bloody girl'?She never did that before?What if...What if she changed the wires? And if we cut the blue one bomb will explode.That's it.She changed the wires.
„Irene...Cut the red one!“-I said.
„Are you nuts?!Do you want us dead?“
„She cahnged the wires.Cut the red one!“-I said and I cut it.The timer stopped.
„Oh My God...Oh God...We're alive!“-she said.-„I've never been so scared in my life!The red one...Oh God!“-Irene was schocked.
„Guys.Bomb is deactuvete.You can get back inside now.“-I said.They came in.We hurd some noice.I turned around and I saw the tablet.I took it.
„I am so glad to see you alive babe!“-I saw Tatyana's ugly face.-„That was really intersting.By the way...I didn't wanted to change the wires but the doctor said hat we sould do that.“-she said.
„Doctor?Doctor who?“-I asked
„Not that doctor,my new assistent.She's pretty hot.But she isn't you!“-I hate this lesbo bitch.
„Who is she?“-I asked.
„I can't tell you.Only thing you should know it that she's trying to kill you and she's very close.“-said Tatyana.
„If you tell me who is she...I am gonna show you my boobs,ok?“-Tatyana started to scream.
„I really wat...But I can't!She's very close!Bye now!“-she hanged ou.
„Well I tryed.We have one more enemie,Crazy Doctor.“-I said.Klaus hugged me.
„Hmm Tatyana is really strong.She's in love with you but she didn't wanted to tell you who's the psyco cryzy doctor.“-said Klaus.
„Yea...“
„OK!CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!“-Andy yelled.
„I will.“-I said.-„Klaus is my frend from Italy,and he fucked Juliet.Lee is my partner from Japan.And Irene is my frend from Russia.She has strong conctio with Russian Mafia.They here bc you make me mad and I was kinda depressed.Plus Kellin called them.Anyways...Irene finde out that there is a bomb here.Tatyana,the Russian Mafia boss,made the bomb,but that crazy doctro set it here.We deactivate it!The end!Happy?“-I said it really fast.Andy was looking at me.
„Aham...Myb is your crush that crazy doctor!“-everyone started to laugh!Andy was confused.-„What did I say?“
„Andy...I am 100 % that my crush isn't a doctor.He's crazy rock star,not crazy doctor.“
„Do I know him?“-Klaus was still laughing.
„Yea...He's not a doctor.He's too dumb for it!“-said Irene to Andy.I smilled.
„I am not that dumb!“-said Andy.
„No matter how dumb you are...I still love you.“-I said.
„Wait what???“
7/24/13