The Real Story Behind Andy Black

Ashley- "HI!" :)

Andy-SCREAMS!! "Who the fuck are you?!"

Ashley- "my name is Ashley I was beginning to wonder if you were ever gonna wake up."

Andy- "you put me in there?"

Ashley - "no your family did kinda what they do with dead people."

Andy - "dead...I'm dead I died how did I die when?"

Ashley - "ok heeeeyy calm down ok yes you died you were attacked by fangirls very seriously jealous. And their bitch ass boyfriends, that are obviously geeked out on steroids with a skateboard, yea he left you for dead and well l.... you're not dead anymore cause I saved you."

Andy- "saved me?"

Ashley - well yea I made you like me."

Andy - "and how is that?"

Ashley- "a vampire."

Andy-laughs hysterically, "vampire seriously?"

Ashley -"that's the part you have a hard time accepting but being beat to death by a punk with a skateboard is uh ok with you? I swear I will never understand humans."

Andy - "ok if I'm a vampire why am I breathing and my is heart beating and why do I have all these feelings?"

Ashley - "you're breathing out of habit, you're only imagining your heart beating and the feelings
that's your body being super hungry all that pain and muscles burning that 's alllllll part of the thirst."

Andy- "so if I'm a vampire where are my fangs, why did I have to struggle to get out of there, why didn't you come get me, why couldn't I just wiggle my nose or some shit and bitty boppity boo I'm here in a cape with a widows peak?"

Ashley - *eyes flash a bright yellow* "stereotype much your fangs don't come till after you feed you have to struggle cause your a newborn. I didn't come get you because well no one saved me and I turned out ok." *raises voice* "We don't wiggle our noses we're not witches and capes and widows peeks you want me to put you pack in the box don't you princess?"

Andy- slides backwards in fear. "I'm sorry I didn't mean to piss you off."

Ashley -*eyes flash back to chocolate brown * "whatever let's go I've been sitting on this damn tree root for hours waiting on you I'm ready to eat shower and go to bed."

Andy- "don't you live here?"

Ashley turns and gives him a dirty look

Andy- "I wasn't implying I was literally asking ."

Ashley- sighs and calmly says. "no I don't live here I live about 10 minutes from here in a house off cemetery property" *sparkly smiles * and turns and begins walking after several steps he realizes Andy's not following *snaps fingers * "hey you are you coming?"

Andy- "I didn't know if I was suppose to."

Ashley- "what did you think I was gonna pin a blood bag to your collar and wish you the best of luck?" *1000 watt smile*

Andy- smiles and jogs slightly to catch up

The two chit chat as they walk along and before long a house comes into view ....
Ashley walks through the gate but Andy waits outside

Ashley- "what's wrong?"

Andy- "you live here?"

Ashley -"well we live here?"

Andy- we...as in you and me?"

Ashley - "well there is me Jinxx Jake cc and now you ."

Andy -"is everyone like you I mean us?"

Ashley- "no Jinxx is a ghost ,he prefers earthbound spirit , Jake is a warlock, and cc is a werewolf." He opens the gate, "now come on."

Andy smiles and walks through the gate the walk up the sidewalk and to the front door.

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