YouTube-Xbox Love

"Hey, it's Clem. Uh, not much has really happened so i don't know what to really say. Um, i did recently start playing Xbox with this guy who claims to be Jake Pitts but i can't be sure with it being Xbox and all. I've been checking out his channel but i can't see him as the guy i've been playing with. If you know that it is Jake Pitts of BVB then let me know. Otherwise, i won't really play with this dude anymore. But that's all for now so bye guys!" I closed my laptop, after posting the video, and went on my Xbox then saw my friend was on, the same one i was talking about before. I put on my headset then turned it on and heard him talking to other people.

"Shut up, she's on!"

"Who?"

"Your girlfriend?!"

"Hey Jake, can you hear me?"

"Yeah, loud and clear, Clem."

"Okay, so i gotta ask this. Are you really Jake Pitts?"

"Yeah, why do you doubt me?"

"Maybe because you're famous?"

"Okay, test me."

"Test you...... Hmm, let me think of something." I laughed then shot him and he whined.

"Haha!"

"You bitch!" I laughed and shot him again then he tried to kill me but i used a machine gun on him.

"Stap! Stap killing me!"

"Neva!" I laughed and shot him again.

"You hoe." I giggled and heard his friends laughing when i got an idea.

"Ooh, okay! Answer this correctly and i'll believe that its really you."

"Okay, what is your question?"

"Jake Pitts' zodiac is what?"

"Leo?"

"Is that an answer or question?"

"Answer."

"What's his middle name?"

"Mark."

"Age?"

"25."

"Hmm, okay, one fear?"

"Spiders." I looked at my Jake Pitts facts list and sighed.

"Fine, you're authentic."

"Really? Authentic?"

"Yep!" Then i shot him again in the booty.

"Hey!"I laughed then heard his friends laughing.

"Oh, hey, if it's really Jake then can i meet Matt Good and his godness?"

"Godness? And ask Andy, not me."

"Yes!" I laughed and cheered then Jake shot me.

"Ha bitch, got you back!"

"No!" I cried and he laughed evily then my dog barked and i sighed.

"What? What do you want, Avery?"

"Whose Avery?"

"My dog. What do you want, fatty?" I pet her head then she barked and licked my chest.

"Ah! Dog slobber on my boobs!"

"I heard boobs."

"No, Ashley!" I laughed then wiped my chest and sighed.

"Do you have to go out?" She jumped and barked loudly then i sighed.

"Jake, i'll be right back. I have to take my dog out."

"Alright." I paused the game then took Avery out for a walk. When i got back inside, i let her off her leash and played the game then shot Jake.

"Hey, that's not fair!"

"Says who?"

"Says me! I wasn't ready!"

"That's what she said!" I laughed and he grumbled then we played for another two hours.

"I'll talk to you tomorrow. I've gotta get to bed. I have to get to work early."

"Where do you work?"

"A Chili's on Harper street."

"You? And people?"

"Hey, i'm nice to people!"

"Okay!"

"Goodbye, Jacob."

"Eh, don't call me that!"

"Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob!"

"Stop!"

"Fine. I have to go though, Jake." I got off and went to shower then laid in my bed and Avery and all her small hot dog self got on the bed next to me.

"Not much longer, girl. You don't have much longer." She's got bone cancer and i wouldn't be shocked if she didn't make it through the week. It's sad to think my only friend is gonna die on me.

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