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Those Fucking Fanfic Moments 2

Emo Data

So I used to be a huuuge fan of Star Trek the Next Generation and one of my favourite characters on the show was Data, an android that worked with the team to do whatever the fuck Picard needed him to do. He was shimmery, a yellow shirt, and was very monotonous because he's a droid and most times, droids don't have emotions. Data's emotion was "this makes sense according to my calculations so yes."

Sky has one emotion. Sky is sad. Sky is never anything other than sad, just like Data's never anything other than logical. IS SKY A FUCKING DEFECTED ANDROID THAT THE ENTERPRISE JUST DUMPED OFF HERE ON EARTH? I'LL TAKE THOSE TROUBLESOME HYDROPHOBIC TRIBBLES OVER A PERPETUALLY WHINY BITCH WITH NO OTHER EXPRESSION. LIKE FUCK.

"Well, Sky has derperssion!" I don't give a flying fuck. You know, even people with depression can have happy moments, right? I have clinical depression (and like a 90% chance of manic depression but who the Hell cares because EMO STUFF!) and even I can have the occasional good day. Besides, how do I sympathise with someone who's so depressing even though they brought 99% of their shit on themselves?

This shit's boring and not even COMICALLY boring like Data is! For fuck's sake.

Notes

DataTripper

Comments

#16 just makes me want to start replacing skye with Snape's robot from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

I love that little robot.

NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
12/14/16

I'm almost in tears laughing at rant 7. Love it

NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
12/14/16

I don't know how I've never come across these rants before but omfg if this aint the same shit my sister and I talk about. Granted we are guilty of some stuff because it's what the people want, but still.

I think it makes us hypocrites.

NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
12/14/16

@Lauriesupremeoverlord
(Shoot me for saying it but) Trash is why I liked hanging out on the 1D site so much despite not being a fan. Everyone knows everyone, everyome's exchanging ideas, reviews are done, everyone tries their hardest to be original with what they're doing because they're sick of cliches being cliche. And the authors. You wouldn't BELIEVE the writers I've had the pleasure of planning plots or creating characters with :) (one of my favourite people on there is a girl named XKALEIGHTSTYLES57X so on the off chance you're inclined to read some wicked AU's, look her up ;D). Because trash is the only shit that gets read around here, I've dumbed down my writing here so much I'm no longer interested in my stuff. THAT'S pathetic

@CloudyDemonz OwO
Of course they read books! They read John Green and it's not their fault he doesn't understand basic character development (I shall explain my hate for TFios in two words-Augustus Waters) >;P

@Alexandria
I never bothered .-. I find an outfit on the web I like and try verbally describing it or just describe what I'd normally wear :X

DayTripper DayTripper
11/23/16

@DayTripper

signed up for one, wasted hours there. Insert bullet v.v

Alexandria Alexandria
11/22/16