Those Fucking Fanfic Moments 2
Emo Data
So I used to be a huuuge fan of Star Trek the Next Generation and one of my favourite characters on the show was Data, an android that worked with the team to do whatever the fuck Picard needed him to do. He was shimmery, a yellow shirt, and was very monotonous because he's a droid and most times, droids don't have emotions. Data's emotion was "this makes sense according to my calculations so yes."
Sky has one emotion. Sky is sad. Sky is never anything other than sad, just like Data's never anything other than logical. IS SKY A FUCKING DEFECTED ANDROID THAT THE ENTERPRISE JUST DUMPED OFF HERE ON EARTH? I'LL TAKE THOSE TROUBLESOME HYDROPHOBIC TRIBBLES OVER A PERPETUALLY WHINY BITCH WITH NO OTHER EXPRESSION. LIKE FUCK.
"Well, Sky has derperssion!" I don't give a flying fuck. You know, even people with depression can have happy moments, right? I have clinical depression (and like a 90% chance of manic depression but who the Hell cares because EMO STUFF!) and even I can have the occasional good day. Besides, how do I sympathise with someone who's so depressing even though they brought 99% of their shit on themselves?
This shit's boring and not even COMICALLY boring like Data is! For fuck's sake.
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DataTripper
#16 just makes me want to start replacing skye with Snape's robot from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
I love that little robot.
12/14/16